FCBlitz said:

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Would need lots of ammo.

Would need to ban Democrats from having guns.

It would be a good time.

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How many Dems you think have spare clips, know how to aim under duress, and willing to get down in the mud and muck to fight it out.

Just look at a pic of John Kerry from his Vietnam days. Just off camera is a little Vietnamese kid who would either polish him up or put some dirt on this depending on the photo opp.

scottimus said:

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I mean seriously, how many Texans would it take to run over the communists?

I think Texas should do it out of good will.

It really is a win, win, win situation:

• Texas gets another Island...We can just call it East Padre Island. Vacations galore.
• Texas increases her natural resources and land area.
• Texans get to show the rest of the US how we do bidness by securing liberty and freedom just for the hell of it.

.....I'm just sayin'

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Hell yeah..brah! Let's get another 11 million people to suck from the teat of of the USA. Bad plan is Bad.

Clob94 said:

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SKY1 said:

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scottimus said:

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I mean seriously, how many Texans would it take to run over the communists?

I think Texas should do it out of good will.

It really is a win, win, win situation:

• Texas gets another Island...We can just call it East Padre Island. Vacations galore.
• Texas increases her natural resources and land area.
• Texans get to show the rest of the US how we do bidness by securing liberty and freedom just for the hell of it.

.....I'm just sayin'

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Hell yeah..brah! Let's get another 11 million people to suck from the teat of of the USA. Bad plan is Bad.

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No my man,

If we do this, if we invade Cuba and take it over, the TEXIT is a forgone conclusion.

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Brotato' after further review this sounds legit! Aggie Logic. My Bad.

Depends on how many of the big Cuban boys can run a 4.4s 40.

This man is 40

Trump could build beach casinos and hotels. Encourage Tobbacco industry.
Send them not money, but work and parts to a '54 Bellaire.

Wondering when the "5" will come and condemn the riots.

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https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-heads-to-cuba-to-inform-protesters-they-have-the-best-healthcare-housing-programs-in-the-world


One of America's richest socialists, Bernie Sanders, arrived in Havana today after learning there was an uprising against the Communist regime. While many have been voicing their support for the protesters fighting for freedom, Sanders instead tried to quell the protests, informing the demonstrators that they have some of the best healthcare, housing, and other social programs in the world.

"Please disperse! You have excellent healthcare and housing programs!" Sanders cried through a megaphone in an attempt to calm things down. "Not everything was bad about the Communist revolution. Fidel Castro, OK, he wasn't perfect, but there were very good people on both sides!"

One man read the sign Sanders was reading, which said, "Demand more communism now!", and got upset. "Communism has led to death and destruction here in Cuba, old man!" he shouted.

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The Bee

littlebigman said:

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The number of occupants on the island would need to be regulated. Too many people and the island might tip over.

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Then spread them out so everything's balanced. It might eventually sink, but it wouldn't tip over.

littlebigman said:

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The number of occupants on the island would need to be regulated. Too many people and the island might tip over.

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Need to explain for the wokesters that joined the board last summer.

Look up Hank Johnson (d) Georgia, and the island of Guam, congressional hearing.

Keep the beautiful Cuban women.

Export the fats and olds to commiUSA.

It would actually be really interesting if Cubans followed the Texas model and somehow overthrew their tyrannical government and then asked to be admitted to the Union.

Clob94 said:

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scottimus said:

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I mean seriously, how many Texans would it take to run over the communists?

I think Texas should do it out of good will.

It really is a win, win, win situation:

• Texas gets another Island...We can just call it East Padre Island. Vacations galore.
• Texas increases her natural resources and land area.
• Texans get to show the rest of the US how we do bidness by securing liberty and freedom just for the hell of it.

.....I'm just sayin'

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Know what my dude--- you've got a helluva idea right there.


We true Texans quietly invade, shwack the right goons, set up a sanctuary for other true Texans, rebuild the country, rebuild the classic auto collection there, build hotel and resort areas on one side of the island, get rich liberals to come sit on the beach and take their money, enjoy amazing Cuban food--


Bro-- you got me. I'm in. Next steps?

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Might need a few of those F-15s not-president Xiden was blathering about a few days ago.

Maroon Dawn said:

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It would actually be really interesting if Cubans followed the Texas model and somehow overthrew their tyrannical government and then asked to be admitted to the Union.

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Why would they do that? Invite conservatives there----- become the Singapore of the West.

One could easily say, "Here comes out 51st state," but it won't happen because the Cubans wouldn't support the liberal mentality. They are the opposite of what the libs want as a support base.

Buford T. Justice said:

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One could easily say, "Here comes out 51st state," but it won't happen because the Cubans wouldn't support the liberal mentality. They are the opposite of what the libs want as a support base.

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Exactly. Why on earth would a just freed from communism country quickly reviving want to have anything to do with the Biden admin Dem dominated America's future trajectory?

Invite states to join them, is more like it.

DallasAg 94 said:

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It would likely be called "Far South Beach," and part of Miami.

Besides... not enough Texans speak Spanish. TexMex and Spanglish... but not Spanish. ;-)

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Spoken like a true Dallasite. Dude. Get around the rest of your state and see what's happening.

A TAMU Havana campus would be awesome.

Also, break up the carribean island monopolies of today on great beaches/resorts mainly being in expensive places like St John/Croix/Caymans etc.

Xiden/Harris would probably figure out a way to send funds/arms to help the commies though, a la Barry Sotero, if things do manage to heat up on them. Now, if we get Trump/DeSantis back in 2024, look out.

Waiting for some fresh articles this week to come out about how Cuba isn't 'real communism/socialism.'

Cuban women

You think Cuba actually has planes that can get airborne?

Clob94 said:

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You think Cuba actually has planes that can get airborne?

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I went to Panama as part of that invasion at the end of 1989. My battalion was first out the door from the 7th Infantry out of Ft Ord. I flew down with battalion command because I was signal and would be the guy setting up comms for battalion HQ. We flew on C5's with eight hummers in the belly and 80ish in the seating are upstairs. As we approached Cuban airspace the co-pilot came out of the cockpit laughing because the Cuban military made a point of telling us they had declined Panama's request for military aid against the US.

Fast forward 32 years and this is a valid question. If they do it's surely powered by a boat motor.

Can we trade Cuba for Puerto Rico which produces women with the most annoying voices of all time.

Win At Life said:

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DallasAg 94 said:

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It would likely be called "Far South Beach," and part of Miami.

Besides... not enough Texans speak Spanish. TexMex and Spanglish... but not Spanish. ;-)

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Spoken like a true Dallasite. Dude. Get around the rest of your state and see what's happening.

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Lol Right. So many immigrants from Mexico, South America, Central America, Cuba, Puerto Rico (Americans) in Houston. A lot of restaurants the waitresses barely speak english.

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Texas gets another Island...We can just call it East Padre Island. Vacations galore.

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An "East Padres Island Libre" is a bit too much to ask for at the bar though.

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Texas increases her natural resources and land area.

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On a flight to the US for a UN meeting Fidel Castro asked Bacardi CEO Pepin Bosch if Cuba had more natural resources than the United States. Bosch replied "Heavens no." That was before the Soviets took it all.
Castro trashed his casinos.
I am all for eating more fried plantains though.

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Texans get to show the rest of the US how we do bidness by securing liberty and freedom just for the hell of it.

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And rum, tobacco, besbol and mocha skinned women.
I'm down.