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Tractor-driving Texas woman busted after joining parade without permission
A tractor-driving Texas woman was arrested after allegedly driving the massive vehicle onto a Fourth of July parade route without permission on Saturday, a report said.

Laurie Bostic, 61, is accused of causing the wild scene at Saturday's parade in the city of Rockwall, Fox 4 reported, citing police.

Without approval, Bostic allegedly took part in the event and refused to cooperate with police and officials who said she drove dangerously along the route.

At one point, Bostic refused to pull over for police and eventually crashed into a fence before getting arrested, the report said.

She is charged with evading arrest, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief and interference with a processional.

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She will plea out and the felony will be dropped.
Perhaps local popo should have called a bartender instead?
I bet she could have been persuaded to behave with a 24 pack of something.

Makes me think of that Vince Gill song...

"Well she might have took my car keys, but she forgot about my old John Deere"

My uncle had an 8N. The brakes on that thing were less effective than Fred Flinstone's feet.

That is not a massive tractor. Also, 'mericuh isn't an exception to prosecution.

Women is a patriot. Ignoring pointless government edicts to celebrate her nation's declaration of independence.

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Also, 'mericuh isn't an exception to prosecution.

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It is sometimes a defense though.

Burdizzo said:

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My uncle had an 8N. The brakes on that thing were less effective than Fred Flinstone's feet.

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yessir

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Women is a patriot. Ignoring pointless government edicts to celebrate her nation's declaration of independence.

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With a Prodigy style hair cut?
Come on.....

haha I'm about to move to good ol' Rockwall.

Awww hell I've seen riding lawnmowers bigger than that. Make her pay for the fence and give her a slap on the wrist.

Clob94 said:

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Awww hell I've seen riding lawnmowers bigger than that. Make her pay for the fence and give her a slap on the wrist.

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Why? Doubt she crashes if a bunch of idiots aren't trying to take her out.

What would of been the outcome had she just been allowed to finish the parade?

itsyourboypookie said:

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Clob94 said:

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Awww hell I've seen riding lawnmowers bigger than that. Make her pay for the fence and give her a slap on the wrist.

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Why? Doubt she crashes if a bunch of idiots aren't trying to take her out.

What would of been the outcome had she just been allowed to finish the parade?

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I mean if you're going down that path, I doubt she crashes if she leaves her tractor at home and doesn't try to join a parade she isn't a part of

TxTarpon said:

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[url=https://nypost.com/2021/07/05/tractor-driving-texas-woman-busted-after-joining-parade-without-permission/][/url]

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Tractor-driving Texas woman busted after joining parade without permission
A tractor-driving Texas woman was arrested after allegedly driving the massive vehicle onto a Fourth of July parade route without permission on Saturday, a report said.

Laurie Bostic, 61, is accused of causing the wild scene at Saturday's parade in the city of Rockwall, Fox 4 reported, citing police.

Without approval, Bostic allegedly took part in the event and refused to cooperate with police and officials who said she drove dangerously along the route.

At one point, Bostic refused to pull over for police and eventually crashed into a fence before getting arrested, the report said.

She is charged with evading arrest, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief and interference with a processional.

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She will plea out and the felony will be dropped.
Perhaps local popo should have called a bartender instead?
I bet she could have been persuaded to behave with a 24 pack of something.

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Probably Texas Pride and a can of flat black spray paint. And she could be cited for failure to care for and feed that poor tractor.

Looks like the cops rained on her parade.

My boyfriend told me I caught Gonorrhea because I rode a tractor in my bathing suit.

TxTarpon said:

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With a Prodigy style hair cut?

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Also dressed for the parade

"massive" tractor, lol

Meanwhile, in Fredericksburg

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What would of been the outcome had she just been allowed to finish the parade?

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Post Cartman gif here.

I have an 8n and it dont need no stinking brakes.

Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace said:

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Meanwhile, in Fredericksburg

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That chrome stack adds about 20 more HP according the bruhs on the John Deere Facebook pages.

I wouldn't know. I have an air conditioned, blue tooth equipped LS.

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I wouldn't know. I have an air conditioned, blue tooth equipped LS.

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oh, thank God - she didn't have on a MAGA hat...

Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace said:

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I wouldn't know. I have an air conditioned, blue tooth equipped LS.

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How hard is that to swap into a John Deere?

Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace said:

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I wouldn't know. I have an air conditioned, blue tooth equipped LS.

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Should've gotten a Fendt.

There's actually a lot more to the story. Apparently she was being a complete ***** in the lineup. Insulting people, flicking off people, just being crazy. She's also known as a bit of a crazy Local. She was then asked to not participate after her behavior during lineup. But once It got started She decided to crash the parade it seems literally. When the cops tried to stop her she didn't and took off, almost ran over a cop and caused a lot of damage. She will most likely end up with a felony conviction of some kind Because of the way she treated the cops.

Looks like I get to post my weekly "stupid b*tch" response early this week.

I live out in Rockwall and the long standing residents all call her a whack job. I'll see if I can find some fun stories.

It is when you have rural women ride lawn trackers nekkid in the summer time.
Somethings you cannot unsee while driving a back road.