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In reply to Geralt of Rivia • 12:23p, 2/11/20
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Pretty sure that's any movie night because he hates America...
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Truth!

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In reply to Geralt of Rivia • 4:26p, 2/16/20
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Snopes rated this as mostly false, stating that, in fact, Bernie was rooting for Duckie in "Pretty in Pink." Sanders opined that Blane was already too rich and handsome, and that he should give 52% of his girlfriends to society.


And that Andie should have actually worn red.
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In reply to Long Live Sully • 9:35a, 2/21/20
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Truth!


Pharacies (D)
Herod (D)
Pharaoh (D)
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
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1:27p, 2/21/20
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https://babylonbee.com/news/classic-john-lennon-lyric-adjusted-to-imagine-all-the-dead-people-to-give-a-better-perspective-of-communism

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Imagine there's no bread
It's easy if you try
No tacos or hot sauce,
Nothing cold or fried,
Imagine all the people living in the gulags

Imagine there's no money
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to eat or drink
And no bacon too
Imagine all the people living short life spans ooooh

You may say I'm a commie
But I'm not the only one
And someday you will join us
Or we'll shoot you in the face

Imagine no possessions
Because all your stuff was redistributed
Lots of greed and hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people sharing all your stuff, yeah

You may say I'm a commie
But I'm not the only one
Did you say you don't like that?
Then it's the gulag for you, son
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4:15p, 3/10/20
They're on a roll today......

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In reply to RAB91 • 4:29p, 3/10/20
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RAB91 said:
They're on a roll today......

I was waiting for something like that.

"Democrat Scheme to Derail Trump Reelection Backfires!"
Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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4:38p, 3/10/20
On a roll indeed:


https://instagr.am/p/B9kUOstlbJN
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
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https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-50-of-conservatives-would-switch-to-socialism-for-a-six-pack-of-beer-and-a-pizza
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This thread cannot fall by the wayside, so many nuggets.






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https://babylonbee.com/news/more-states-calling-for-common-sense-religion-control?utm_content=bufferec169&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
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In reply to Long Live Sully • 8:38p, 4/23/20
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Cow Hop Ag said:
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https://babylonbee.com/news/in-lieu-of-conference-republicans-just-broadcast-footage-of-riots-in-democrat-controlled-cities-for-3-hours
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Time to bump this thread.
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In reply to The Collective • 11:26a, 4/22/21
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WD-40!
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11:26a, 4/22/21
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Let's include Not The Babylon Bee, too.

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In reply to Anti-taxxer • 12:47p, 4/22/21
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Quote:
Or we'll shoot you in the face
Ok, I laughed here.
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Maroon and White always! EKU/TAMU
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In reply to EKUAg • 7:07p, 4/22/21
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EKUAg said:


That one was funny but why did they pick Grady from Sanford and Son?
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coupland boy said:
EKUAg said:


That one was funny but why did they pick Grady from Sanford and Son?


Grady had more hair.
Maroon and White always! EKU/TAMU
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