Trump Indicted For Taking More Chick-fil-A Sauces Than He Actually Needed For His Order https://t.co/YE1mVVthMM

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 5, 2026

New Star Wars Game Lets You Play As Lesbian Jedi Who Drives Subaru Landspeeder https://t.co/uCETZM2iss

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 6, 2026

BREAKING: Nike is set to be removed from the S&P 100 after nearly 18 years.

The stock is now down almost 80% from its 2021 peak, turning one of the market’s most iconic consumer brands into one of its biggest recent disappointments. pic.twitter.com/3uJNIxcg4j

— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) September 5, 2026

Ok. Let's do this…all those companies go to red states and you get all the illegals. https://t.co/5FrOn0dxCs

— Nick Freitas (@NickJFreitas) September 6, 2026

It appears the first video of the Clancy Jury has leaked pic.twitter.com/lnVegEziWe

— Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social (@TrumpDailyPosts) September 6, 2026

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— The White House (@WhiteHouse) September 6, 2026

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— Americaforever (@onetexgal9) September 6, 2026

Nation’s Murderers Excited To Learn Killing Legal If You Say You Were Sad https://t.co/hRFURX2gAM

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 7, 2026

California Teen Flunks Driver's License Test For Fully Stopping At Stop Sign https://t.co/fTa47GUNhr

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 7, 2026

This is refreshing to hear!

He used to be a Democrat but no more! He thinks they suck. 👊🏻

I hope more people are waking up to the fact that Dems are not the party of JFK’s era.

As this guy says they used to help people…not now though.

They have been hijacked by radicals! pic.twitter.com/pUlvbUnuOU

— PammsyNow (@NowPammsy) September 7, 2026

That’s not pork. Thats just undocumented meat migrating from shelf to shelf.

— Wesley J Barrios (@WB_Texas) September 2, 2026

Socialists Gather On Labor Day To Protest Concept Of Labor https://t.co/3ooxA8WdcW

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 7, 2026

Americans Unanimously Agree To Vote For Whichever Candidate Stops Sending Them Campaign Donation Text Messages https://t.co/xe9UXraWXB

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 7, 2026

We go all the time. https://t.co/QGI6ar2Yoh

— The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome (@TheMossadIL) September 7, 2026

Best photobomb ever! pic.twitter.com/xfFy8qFDtK

— Denise 🇺🇸 (@NoDMsPerfavore) September 7, 2026

Common sense is now considered “Far Right” https://t.co/DLFA1JUv1G

— America (@america) September 7, 2026

King troller of the universe. LOL. pic.twitter.com/9lpkeCnxXg

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) September 6, 2026

For all the jobs, @SecRubio.

Happy Labor Day! pic.twitter.com/Ok51a4djhT

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) September 8, 2026

Has anyone seen this yet ? 😭🤣😂👏👏🙌🏻 perfect for @NYCMayor new government grocery stores 😆 pic.twitter.com/rZQheAwB8w

— MakeAmericaSaneAgain (@obiden_sux) September 7, 2026

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— Jeanne1965 (@jeanneand1965) September 7, 2026

Sounds about right
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— Cathlina King 🇺🇸 (@AmeraucanaLover) September 7, 2026

The estate of Norm MacDonald should get a royalty payment for every time they do this. https://t.co/efZf31Cdwy pic.twitter.com/aJBMDAhRi5

— Joel M. Petlin (@Joelmpetlin) September 7, 2026

"Gays for Gaza" activist killed by Muslim immigrant in Arizona https://t.co/fnI45bte5e

— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) September 7, 2026

Yes Gavin, we are all tired of lying politicians.

BTW here's a video of Gavin Newsom lying. pic.twitter.com/NnpRTzrfnk

— MAZE (@mazemoore) September 8, 2026