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They say we don't teach about socialism in schools. Yes we do: group projects. Where you do ALL the work because your 3 lazy teammates do nothing, but you have integrity and don't wanna fail, but they end up getting the same grade as you for nothing. That's socialism. It sucks.
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) September 3, 2026

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The Holdout held the line. 🫡 pic.twitter.com/aw2iuX9OPO
— Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) September 4, 2026

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So, Ellen Page went through all of that trouble to become Elliot Page just to look like Rachel Maddow? pic.twitter.com/D4m4GgcWcS
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) September 4, 2026

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Trump Renames The Montreal Canadiens As The Montreal Americans https://t.co/3jiuaeYO2P
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026

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Chicago Teacher Asks Students To Please Raise Their Hands Instead Of Firing Pistols Into The Air https://t.co/XxHkI8QVu0
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026

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Mayor Mamdani Up All Night Practicing Sad Face For Upcoming 9/11 Observance https://t.co/gp7FHTYtUs
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After Mistrial, Lindsay Clancy Is Now The 2028 Democrat Front-Runner pic.twitter.com/QwKs2OkF9c
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Bari Weiss Facing Credible Allegations Of Doing Journalism https://t.co/yaxV7aWC1x
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026

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4:11p, 9/4/26

Lindsay Clancy locking eyes with the one man standing between her and a co-hosting gig on The View. pic.twitter.com/rGcgzz8WNS
— Alec Lace (@AlecLace) September 4, 2026

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Last laughs are the best laughs.
This office is long gone, @ericswallwell.
And you aren’t missed. pic.twitter.com/CYOLTBj54e
— Michael Caputo (@MichaelRCaputo) September 4, 2026

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College football is back. Before the first whistle, take a look at the failed playbook Goodwin and her socialist squad have for Texas. pic.twitter.com/QK5Zg8JOSd
— Dan Patrick (@DanPatrick) September 5, 2026

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Nation Votes To Remove Massachusetts https://t.co/G0vxqvsGys
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Thank you Lindsay for talking to @LSUfootball today about facing adversity, going into battles and coming out stronger. Time to play ball. #GeauxTigers #ComeInTheBoot #LSU pic.twitter.com/vMYXrsTA8f
— Coach George MacDonald (@LSUCoachMac) September 5, 2026

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Experts Recommend Calling A Hispanic Person 'Latine' If You Want To Get Punched In The Face https://t.co/wNkU0DzEX0
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