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“If you think you can do it better, go ahead. We will step aside.” Secretary of State Marco Rubio
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The Great Divide

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“If you think you can do it better, go ahead. We will step aside.” Secretary of State Marco Rubio
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It's funny because it's true.

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A CNN reporter, a BBC reporter, and an Israeli commando are captured by Hamas in Gaza. The leader of the terrorists said he'd grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.

The CNN Reporter said, "I'd like one last hamburger with fries."

The leader nodded and said it would be done.

The BBC Reporter said, "I want to describe the scene here and what's about to happen so my government knows I did the job until the end."

The leader nodded and said it would be done.

Then he turned to the Israeli commando and said, "And what is your final wish?"

"Kick me in the butt," said the soldier.

"Do not mock me, Jew."

"I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt."

So the terrorist leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the behind. The soldier went sprawling but rolled to his knees, pulled a pistol they hadn't found, and shot the leader dead. Then he grabbed a rifle from another terrorist and suddenly they were all dead or fleeing.

"You could've done that all along?" asked the Brit.

"Yeah, why did you want to be kicked in the butt?" asked the American.

"If I hadn't," replied the Israeli, "You two would have reported that I was the aggressor."


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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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The OP is from a bot account in South Asia, I just thought the reply is funny.
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“If you think you can do it better, go ahead. We will step aside.” Secretary of State Marco Rubio
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Still funny!
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“If you think you can do it better, go ahead. We will step aside.” Secretary of State Marco Rubio
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Not intentionally funny, but....

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I don’t get enough credit for the things I manage not to say.
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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.
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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.
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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.
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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.
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Sowell food for thought.

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.
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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.
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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.
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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.
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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.
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