*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread***** - Page 2866

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The Mets are 0-11 since Mr. and
Mrs. Met hugged Mamdani. pic.twitter.com/SmIvOBX3DI
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) April 19, 2026

This was New York City on July 4, 1976 for the 200th anniversary of the United States and now New Yorkers can't even celebrate the 250th anniversary because they voted for the ideology that took down the towers to the left! pic.twitter.com/Ogl3H5u1Kp
— Ultra MAGA Joyce Day (@Daytobehappy) April 19, 2026

Thankful for every man,young and old,that picked up his rifle,looked back at his family and headed out on this day in 1775. Remember them.
Goodnight. pic.twitter.com/lJydCcmzbP
— ᛭ Ian ᛭ (@KnightspurHouse) April 19, 2026

The Learing never stops... pic.twitter.com/WYsoSMkmcF
— Matt Couch (@RealMattCouch) April 19, 2026

I avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

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10:04a, 4/20/26

Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.

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10:04a, 4/20/26

Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.

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10:05a, 4/20/26

Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.

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10:06a, 4/20/26

Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.

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12:29p, 4/20/26

The New York Mets curse since flying the LGBTQ flag during the national anthem last summer has carried on to this year!

11 losses in a row and counting! 😂 pic.twitter.com/aoR2Bo9tYE
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) April 20, 2026

Ilhan Omar’s accountant trying to figure out where to hide $30 million pic.twitter.com/ppuTfYfjAS
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) April 19, 2026

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5:34p, 4/20/26

Never before has a generation so diligently recorded themselves accomplishing so little.
— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) April 20, 2026

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5:37p, 4/20/26

Well, obviously not their billionaire. They mean every other billionaire.
— Couldn't Be Papa P (@CouldntBePapaP) April 20, 2026

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5:58p, 4/20/26

Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets https://t.co/uQDijWsxV0 pic.twitter.com/lPo8CIpPDA
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 20, 2026

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6:19p, 4/20/26

Trump Promises To Learn From His Mistakes As Soon As He Does Something Wrong https://t.co/BNgxvxTOeB pic.twitter.com/fcGEe3PRAv
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 20, 2026

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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6:19p, 4/20/26

Now that's hilarious. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/wtO32Al6pa
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) April 19, 2026

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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6:21p, 4/20/26

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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6:21p, 4/20/26

Ilhan Omar Assures Public Her Finances Were Handled Honestly By Professionals At 'Quality Accouting Center' https://t.co/9ez5dvIrlT pic.twitter.com/VHvu0jkLQM
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 20, 2026

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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6:22p, 4/20/26

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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6:24p, 4/20/26

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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6:50p, 4/20/26

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7:18p, 4/20/26

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!!🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/tOshTRaBRq
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) April 20, 2026

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8:05p, 4/20/26

Marco Rubio, realizing he has to play SS, CF, pitch, manage and GM all in the same season pic.twitter.com/bXKBgFpHnh
— Shoulda Never Been a Houston Sports Fan (@AstrosShoulda) April 20, 2026

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8:41p, 4/20/26

“Radio silence” 🤔 pic.twitter.com/x5nPjEjTtr
— Hunter Eagleman™ (@Hunter_Eagleman) April 20, 2026

NATO Leaders Announce They Are Now Ready And Willing To Assist The U.S. With The War In Vietnam https://t.co/93pQXA3Kfc pic.twitter.com/stAL6k9BBd
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 20, 2026

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/l9tM5zcGIZ
— Mr. Star Spangled MAGA (@4thOfJuly365) April 20, 2026

I avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

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10:02p, 4/20/26

This actually happened!!🤣🤣🤣

I'm DYING!!!😆 pic.twitter.com/KybU1aDlwj
— SaltyGoat (@SaltyGoat17) April 20, 2026

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In reply to robprall • 10:46p, 4/20/26

robprall said:
This actually happened!!🤣🤣🤣

I'm DYING!!!😆 pic.twitter.com/KybU1aDlwj
— SaltyGoat (@SaltyGoat17) April 20, 2026

Fact check = true

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6:06a, 4/21/26

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9:32a, 4/21/26

Mamdani, Obama Treat Preschoolers To Reading Of 'The Communist Manifesto' https://t.co/qnmf69zFk8 pic.twitter.com/LYQB835nI3
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 20, 2026

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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9:33a, 4/21/26

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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9:34a, 4/21/26

💯💯💯 pic.twitter.com/Ox37vIIuxI
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) April 20, 2026

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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9:35a, 4/21/26

This is a real thing that a real person said. pic.twitter.com/9MVno3Pkqa
— Klara (@klara_sjo) April 19, 2026

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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12:05p, 4/21/26

Man, that’s crazy. No wonder the Mets keep losing. pic.twitter.com/AEqjyYGqIK
— ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) April 21, 2026

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12:06p, 4/21/26

🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/KRTI7xx88N
— Monkeyjunk11 (@Monkeyjunk11) April 20, 2026

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12:07p, 4/21/26

“So you originally claimed up to $30 million in assets?”

“Yes Dave.”

“And now you claim it’s actually under $100K?”

“Yes Dave.”

“Due to an accounting error?”

“Yes Dave.”

“You married your brother didn’t you?”

Yes Da . . . No, no I did not!” pic.twitter.com/kvVcuSg3TN
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) April 21, 2026

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12:09p, 4/21/26

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12:17p, 4/21/26

Name something less disgusting than members of Congress...

I'll start: pic.twitter.com/rklvXUU8Ea
— Kenzie Marie (@KenzieMarieInWA) April 21, 2026

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1:55p, 4/21/26

Tucker Takes New Role On ‘The View’ https://t.co/3jEemrZEZ1 pic.twitter.com/zzBTfd5bl0
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 21, 2026

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3:11p, 4/21/26

Want to be profitable in this market? Setup your office right off the coast of the Strait of Hormuz. pic.twitter.com/IEbU3XpfxE
— Clint Awana (@clintoptions) April 21, 2026

Biz board delivers.

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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4:00p, 4/21/26

🤣💀 pic.twitter.com/VQqzLGZHqO
— Hunter Eagleman™ (@Hunter_Eagleman) April 21, 2026

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