*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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Backyard Gator said:

annie88 said:


The house on the right may be empty

OR

they may be engaged in a decades-old feud aka Grumpy Old Men

I won't judge.


Lol. Here I am never having lived near snow.

'ok, be the guy on the right and... Never leave the house? .... Never waste money on heated steps?'

Took me a sec.
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Guppy91 said:

It got ugly after that lovely moment between Dr. Jill and Trump!

"I'm sorry Mrs. Biden but I am not hiring for a new Mrs. Trump at the moment. If you would like to leave your resume and three personal references we will get back to you."
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Owen impresses the hell outta me:
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annie88 said:




This one makes me particularly upset because it reminds me of a really bad neighbor.

Many years, I lived next to a real good guy. We shared a small strip of grass between our driveways. There was even a smaller strip between the sidewalk and the street. Our property line was somewhere in the middle. Most of the time I'd just mow the whole thing, no problem. Even edge his side, besides I'm already out and have the machines going. He would even do the same! He took care of my side when he mowed! Awesome, no worries either way.

He moved out and a "business person" bought the house to rent out. The renters were - from what I could tell - from midland or Odessa oilfields. I kept the pattern - mowing the entire strip for several years, no problem for me. I was already out doing my side and it wasn't hardly any extra effort.

As renters, it seemed there was no concern to take care of the house - they'd park in their front yard, the kids destroyed the back fence, big dogs escaping and chasing people, defecive car alarms going off for over an hour in the middle of the night on a work night school night. The people really helped me to make the decision to move out of that place to a more rural location.

Eventually I sold the place and moved out (including moving my mowers and stuff). So, I guess some time while I moved out and buyers moved in.. this neighbor posts a picture to nextdoor of the tiny strip of grass between the 2 driveways, between the sidewalk and the street showing long grass with a caption saying "ugh deadbeat neighbors not taking care of grass" or something. I was stunned.. after the years of going the extra mile without thinking of it, the nerve of these people. I was livid and realized that some people can be pretty nasty - not just unappreciated of your helping out a little, but just completely tone deaf.

I was worried about if moving was the right decision or wrong decision but this neighbor really helped to reaffirm that moving out and far away was definitely the best decision I could make.
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. Name the worst category of drivers
Truckers on I-40 between AMA and ABQ
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CanyonAg77 said:

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. Name the worst category of drivers
Truckers on I-40 between AMA and ABQ
FIFY

We ran into some real jackass rolling-roadblocks outside of Memphis a couple of weeks ago.
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MooreTrucker said:

We ran into some real jackass rolling-roadblocks outside of Memphis a couple of weeks ago.
The problem is insurance and trucking companies who govern and/or track the trucks. You get in places like Newer Mexico, where the normal driver is going 85, and then you have a truck governed to 60mph, trying to pass a truck going 59.9

In the old days, trucks would speed up on downhills to gain momentum for the next. Now, you see truckers riding their brakes down one hill, and then struggling up the next at 30mph
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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MooreTrucker said:

CanyonAg77 said:

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. Name the worst category of drivers
Truckers on I-40 between AMA and ABQ
FIFY

We ran into some real jackass rolling-roadblocks outside of Memphis a couple of weeks ago.
FIFY
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Demosthenes81 said:



The NY Times will be completely irrelevant before they realize their shortcomings.

They are already irrelevant over the entire country other than to some people in New York City and Washington DC.
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The Elko Era has begun
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CanyonAg77 said:

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. Name the worst category of drivers
Truckers on I-40 between AMA and ABQ


I'll raise you anyone with a handicap license plate. They are the most annoying drivers on the road. Period.
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aggiehawg said:



Yeah, they voted for Trump and not Kamala.

Find someone who looks at you like Jill looks at *checks notes* Hitler.
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rocky the dog said:



Too young. Grant Wood not.
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Danny Vermin said:

CanyonAg77 said:

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. Name the worst category of drivers
Truckers on I-40 between AMA and ABQ


I'll raise you anyone with a handicap license plate. They are the most annoying drivers on the road. Period.
I'll raise you drivers on I-37 who either passed a vehicle pulling two cars headed to Mexico, or passed a guy pulling a travel trailer 42 miles ago and thinks that entitles them to drive in the left hand lane for the rest of the trip because they are driving 76 mph.
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Reading Comprehension score: F


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Not enough languages now that we have open borders!!!
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