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Wait... swerve to avoid squirrels? Hmmmm... this might explain why these little *******s are tearing up my house siding...
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In reply to agent-maroon • 6:59a, 11/14/24
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Wait... swerve to avoid squirrels? Hmmmm... this might explain why these little *******s are tearing up my house siding...


Several years ago my then teenage daughter hit a squirrel driving home from school and she was devastated.

Daughter of LOYAL AG (tears flowing): Dad, I hit a squirrel on Koppe Bridge.
LOYAL AG: Oh, I'm sorry. I know it was an accident.
DOLA: I miss the squirrel!
LOYAL AG: No, you definitely didn't miss it or we wouldn't be here right now.
DOLA: Dad! It's not funny!

I thought it was.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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That was a horrible construction but gets upvote for making me laugh.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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In reply to rocky the dog • 7:41a, 11/14/24
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I really want him to do this. It would be the ultimate troll, permanent dibs on being the first female president.
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In reply to rocky the dog • 10:01a, 11/14/24
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This is truly unfortunate. November was already an awareness month marked by an orange ribbon. I feel even worse for CRPS (a truly horrifying condition) sufferers because their meaning will now be confused.

https://www.burningnightscrps.org/get-involved/crps-awareness/crps-awareness-month/
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In reply to I_bleed_maroon • 3:08p, 11/14/24
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I_bleed_maroon said:



They shot the wrong one.
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In reply to I_bleed_maroon • 3:48p, 11/14/24
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Yes because we need another babbling incoherent dementia, adult, drunk in Congress.

She is the poster child for term limits


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I_bleed_maroon said:


You know he tapped that
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I_bleed_maroon said:


You know he tapped that
Would you blame him.
Liberal tears taste so sweet.
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