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Got this in the mail today
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In reply to YNWA.2013 • 5:34p, 10/29/24
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How lame.
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5:40p, 10/29/24
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What is this guy like a hobbit?

What a weird ass little man and what a lying piece of *****

Who would vote for a weasel like this?

Democrats always interfering with crap.

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In reply to YNWA.2013 • 5:42p, 10/29/24
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YNWA.2013 said:
Got this in the mail today
What is it exactly that you think a Senator should've done during that? And are you aware that there were several Democratic senators/reps that also took off during crises in their cities, Lena/Houston, AOC/NY and others, but you don't seem to have a problem with them?

I want you to specifically detail what it is you think Ted Cruz as a senator should've done.
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In reply to annie88 • 5:48p, 10/29/24
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I thought Pee-Wee Herman died? Did he leave that guy his suit and shoes?
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In reply to aggiehawg • 5:49p, 10/29/24
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aggiehawg said:
I thought Pee-Wee Herman died? Did he leave that guy his suit and shoes?
He did and he was a weirdo little perv too.
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Not political just funny.

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In reply to aggiehawg • 6:08p, 10/29/24
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aggiehawg said:
I thought Pee-Wee Herman died? Did he leave that guy his suit and shoes?

I was thinking the exact same thing.
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In reply to YNWA.2013 • 6:15p, 10/29/24
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YNWA.2013 said:
Got this in the mail today


It took it three and a half years to get to you? Man the post office and their union suck big time, amirite?
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6:16p, 10/29/24
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LMFAO, she did it again.

Even after becoming an absurd meme, she keeps doing it.

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In reply to BadMoonRisin • 6:23p, 10/29/24
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That was from today?
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In reply to BadMoonRisin • 6:26p, 10/29/24
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From the comments on that tweet:

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In reply to aggiehawg • 6:35p, 10/29/24
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aggiehawg said:
That was from today?
It's hard to say. WDIV ClickOnDetroit doesn't have that interview on their website. Regardless of when it happened, they don't want it to be seen.
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In reply to annie88 • 6:36p, 10/29/24
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Lol looks like a peewee Herman doll.

Weak ass *******.
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In reply to MostlyHarmless • 6:41p, 10/29/24
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MostlyHarmless said:
aggiehawg said:
I thought Pee-Wee Herman died? Did he leave that guy his suit and shoes?

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Honestly thought someone had come across some old PWH video and decided to make a meme. Took me a minute to figure out that this was a real life mayor. Might have realized it quicker with the sound on.
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In reply to annie88 • 6:59p, 10/29/24
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annie88 said:
YNWA.2013 said:
Got this in the mail today
What is it exactly that you think a Senator should've done during that? And are you aware that there were several Democratic senators/reps that also took off during crises in their cities, Lena/Houston, AOC/NY and others, but you don't seem to have a problem with them?

I want you to specifically detail what it is you think Ted Cruz as a senator should've done.


And how do you not see that it's still terrible optics whether he could do **** or not
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In reply to Legal Custodian • 7:06p, 10/29/24
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Quote:
And how do you not see that it's still terrible optics whether he could do **** or not
Don't care
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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 7:07p, 10/29/24
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CanyonAg77 said:
Legal Custodian said:
annie88 said:
YNWA.2013 said:
And how do you not see that it's still terrible optics whether he could do **** or not
Don't care


I agree, no one should. But to be incredulous that it was terrible optics is asinine.
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In reply to Tanya 93 • 7:07p, 10/29/24
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I was in HS in the mid to late 70s. We had a smoling corner but during lunch, we could go off campus. That's when the pot came out.

So Iam eating a burrito, in Cary's (guy) VW Bug and a police care drives by and he goves them a middle finger.

Arrested on the spot. He was. Rest of us were eating food. "Uhm? He was driving us to the food place!"
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7:14p, 10/29/24
Tell me you have Low T and are a **** without telling me.

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In reply to Legal Custodian • 7:17p, 10/29/24
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It was what....3 years ago?

Let it go, Elsa
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Cats don't have dads. They have slaves they rule with sharpen claws.
2025 sure started off with a bang.
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In reply to Legal Custodian • 7:38p, 10/29/24
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Legal Custodian said:
annie88 said:
YNWA.2013 said:
Got this in the mail today
What is it exactly that you think a Senator should've done during that? And are you aware that there were several Democratic senators/reps that also took off during crises in their cities, Lena/Houston, AOC/NY and others, but you don't seem to have a problem with them?

I want you to specifically detail what it is you think Ted Cruz as a senator should've done.


And how do you not see that it's still terrible optics whether he could do **** or not
Explain your comment. Terrible optics for what? Senators and representatives have to stay in their area when there's nothing they can do? Please explain yourself. That is a bizarre comment. And why aren't y'all making fun of all the other ones that have done it?
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In reply to annie88 • 7:40p, 10/29/24
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annie88 said:
Legal Custodian said:
annie88 said:
YNWA.2013 said:
Got this in the mail today
What is it exactly that you think a Senator should've done during that? And are you aware that there were several Democratic senators/reps that also took off during crises in their cities, Lena/Houston, AOC/NY and others, but you don't seem to have a problem with them?

I want you to specifically detail what it is you think Ted Cruz as a senator should've done.


And how do you not see that it's still terrible optics whether he could do **** or not
Explain your comment. Terrible optics for what? Senators and representatives have to stay in their area when there's nothing they can do? Please explain yourself. That is a bizarre comment. And why aren't y'all making fun of all the other ones that have done it?


Yall? Do you assume I'm a democrat because I think Cruz leaving Texas during the icepocalypse was bad optics? He left himself open for political attacks because he left. Not sure why this is hard for some of yall?
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In reply to annie88 • 7:45p, 10/29/24
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annie88 said:
Legal Custodian said:
annie88 said:
YNWA.2013 said:
Got this in the mail today
What is it exactly that you think a Senator should've done during that? And are you aware that there were several Democratic senators/reps that also took off during crises in their cities, Lena/Houston, AOC/NY and others, but you don't seem to have a problem with them?

I want you to specifically detail what it is you think Ted Cruz as a senator should've done.


And how do you not see that it's still terrible optics whether he could do **** or not
Explain your comment. Terrible optics for what? Senators and representatives have to stay in their area when there's nothing they can do? Please explain yourself. That is a bizarre comment. And why aren't y'all making fun of all the other ones that have done it?


Democrats run the government on feels not logic. The fact that they are running ads claiming Ted Cruz abandoned a post when he had nothing to do should disqualify Allred from running as he has no idea what the job entails. But single issue voters can add that to abortions that he also doesn't have control over.
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HtownAg92 said:
nortex97 said:


Marion Cobretti. What a character.
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In reply to Legal Custodian • 8:21p, 10/29/24
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Legal Custodian said:
annie88 said:
Legal Custodian said:
annie88 said:
YNWA.2013 said:
Got this in the mail today
What is it exactly that you think a Senator should've done during that? And are you aware that there were several Democratic senators/reps that also took off during crises in their cities, Lena/Houston, AOC/NY and others, but you don't seem to have a problem with them?

I want you to specifically detail what it is you think Ted Cruz as a senator should've done.


And how do you not see that it's still terrible optics whether he could do **** or not
Explain your comment. Terrible optics for what? Senators and representatives have to stay in their area when there's nothing they can do? Please explain yourself. That is a bizarre comment. And why aren't y'all making fun of all the other ones that have done it?


Yall? Do you assume I'm a democrat because I think Cruz leaving Texas during the icepocalypse was bad optics? He left himself open for political attacks because he left. Not sure why this is hard for some of yall?


Did he leave Texas or DC?
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In reply to Bondag • 8:26p, 10/29/24
Been called worse, by the worse kind of people. Try harder poopy pants.
2025 sure started off with a bang.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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