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OK, the first one it's clear the woman was trying to steal the package got caught and came up with some bull**** story. He barely touched her and she had no right to do what she did. I do feel sorry for the dog though.

The bottom one is just a funny retort.

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In reply to Funky Winkerbean • 7:17p, 9/4/24
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Funky Winkerbean said:


… that means stupid.

… that means poor

Hilarious.
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annie88 said:
OK, the first one it's clear the woman was trying to steal the package got caught and came up with some bull**** story. He barely touched her and she had no right to do what she did. I do feel sorry for the dog though.

The bottom one is just a funny retort.


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In reply to annie88 • 9:14p, 9/4/24
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OK, the first one it's clear the woman was acting. Really bad acting. The guy filming was in on it
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OK, the first one it's clear the woman was acting. Really bad acting. The guy filming was in on it


I don't think so. I don't think she would've potentially hurt her dog. I think she was truly stealing. He saw it and he confronted her.
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In reply to annie88 • 9:29p, 9/4/24
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Still seems fake to me.
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In reply to 12th Man • 10:13p, 9/4/24
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No, but I'm willing to watch.
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In reply to oh no • 11:15p, 9/4/24
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oh no said:


They should have written it in Spanish.
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In reply to Biz Ag • 11:23p, 9/4/24
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Holy words you can't say on network television.



This is a perfect example of why the left can't meme. This is incredibly clever and well done. 95% of their memes make absolutely no sense because they have been programmed not to offend and so they have no sense of humor.

That's right. Someone can say something as a joke and not mean it. And that blows whatever is left of their brainwashed minds up
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In reply to annie88 • 11:27p, 9/4/24
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Wait I thought they were supposed to be the joyful warriors and the mentally and emotionally stable people who can control themselves were the hateful bigots
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nortex97 said:
I like the analogy but I'm a little concerned about the cartoonist's math.

Edit: Although, I guess they could have bought the painting for $5,200.
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In reply to MostlyHarmless • 7:56a, 9/5/24
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MostlyHarmless said:
nortex97 said:
I like the analogy but I'm a little concerned about the cartoonist's math.


The problem is you do not know what the gain is, just the current value.
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In reply to taxpreparer • 9:24a, 9/5/24
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taxpreparer said:
MostlyHarmless said:
nortex97 said:
I like the analogy but I'm a little concerned about the cartoonist's math.


The problem is you do not know what the gain is, just the current value.


It's all ****ing stupid.

Imagine you've had some thinly traded stock for years and then some meme trader tries to squeeze the shorts and all the sudden you're up 30,000% for a day or even an hour. Do you owe taxes?
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In reply to Esteban du Plantier • 9:31a, 9/5/24
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Esteban du Plantier said:
.....Do you owe taxes?

Yes.
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In reply to Esteban du Plantier • 9:37a, 9/5/24
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Esteban du Plantier said:
taxpreparer said:
MostlyHarmless said:
nortex97 said:
I like the analogy but I'm a little concerned about the cartoonist's math.


The problem is you do not know what the gain is, just the current value.


It's all ****ing stupid.

Imagine you've had some thinly traded stock for years and then some meme trader tries to squeeze the shorts and all the sudden you're up 30,000% for a day or even an hour. Do you owe taxes?
in Kamala's big government commie utopia version of America, you do.
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 10:29a, 9/5/24
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I got that inoculation, but you could never see mine. Still can't.
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annie88 said:

woohoo better make sure you're only going to run a multiple of 3 laps
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In reply to taxpreparer • 11:40a, 9/5/24
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taxpreparer said:
MostlyHarmless said:
nortex97 said:
I like the analogy but I'm a little concerned about the cartoonist's math.


The problem is you do not know what the gain is, just the current value.
Username checks out.

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