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Ulysses90 said:

Get some sleep, Annie.




I fell asleep on the couch from like midnight till almost 2 o'clock and then I was wide awake. So why not post on my favorite thread?
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You can see it in the cowboy's face when he looks at him like oh ****, you're gonna make me do this aren't you, OK here we go. Then the glasses come off. Then the dumbass turns his back on him.




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HoustonAg2106 said:

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I admit, I did laugh at part of this. I'm not trying to make light of the gentlemen who died at the rally nor the other two men that were shot or even Trump being shot, but sometimes dark humor can be amusing.




You found that to be dark humor? Obviously you have never heard of Anthony Jeselnik


I simply meant making fun of an assassination attempt and where Trump could've actually been killed, A man was killed, two others almost killed. There's nothing funny about that. That was my point.

I'm Gen X. We were born and lived in dark humor.
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Was it when you saw her face?
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annie88 said:

HoustonAg2106 said:

annie88 said:

I admit, I did laugh at part of this. I'm not trying to make light of the gentlemen who died at the rally nor the other two men that were shot or even Trump being shot, but sometimes dark humor can be amusing.




You found that to be dark humor? Obviously you have never heard of Anthony Jeselnik


I simply meant making fun of an assassination attempt and where Trump could've actually been killed, A man was killed, two others almost killed. There's nothing funny about that. That was my point.

I'm Gen X. We were born and lived in dark humor.


I agree there is nothing funny about someone being killed, but these jokes didn't even address that. It's just light hearted jokes about the government being incompetent and a okay Trump impression. These were very tame jokes if you compare it to real dark humor.

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-Bill Burr

You don't know pain until you've seen your baby drown in a bath tub. And you also don't know anything about how to wash a baby.

-Anthony Jeselnik

That's dark humor.
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HoustonAg2106 said:

annie88 said:

HoustonAg2106 said:

annie88 said:

I admit, I did laugh at part of this. I'm not trying to make light of the gentlemen who died at the rally nor the other two men that were shot or even Trump being shot, but sometimes dark humor can be amusing.




You found that to be dark humor? Obviously you have never heard of Anthony Jeselnik


I simply meant making fun of an assassination attempt and where Trump could've actually been killed, A man was killed, two others almost killed. There's nothing funny about that. That was my point.

I'm Gen X. We were born and lived in dark humor.


I agree there is nothing funny about someone being killed, but these jokes didn't even address that. It's just light hearted jokes about the government being incompetent and a okay Trump impression. These were very tame jokes if you compare it to real dark humor.

I like my beer like I like my violence, domestic.

-Bill Burr

You don't know pain until you've seen your baby drown in a bath tub. And you also don't know anything about how to wash a baby.

-Anthony Jeselnik

That's dark humor.


I understand, but you misunderstood my initial statement. We're arguing two different things.
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annie88 said:

HoustonAg2106 said:

annie88 said:

HoustonAg2106 said:

annie88 said:

I admit, I did laugh at part of this. I'm not trying to make light of the gentlemen who died at the rally nor the other two men that were shot or even Trump being shot, but sometimes dark humor can be amusing.




You found that to be dark humor? Obviously you have never heard of Anthony Jeselnik


I simply meant making fun of an assassination attempt and where Trump could've actually been killed, A man was killed, two others almost killed. There's nothing funny about that. That was my point.

I'm Gen X. We were born and lived in dark humor.


I agree there is nothing funny about someone being killed, but these jokes didn't even address that. It's just light hearted jokes about the government being incompetent and a okay Trump impression. These were very tame jokes if you compare it to real dark humor.

I like my beer like I like my violence, domestic.

-Bill Burr

You don't know pain until you've seen your baby drown in a bath tub. And you also don't know anything about how to wash a baby.

-Anthony Jeselnik

That's dark humor.


I understand, but you misunderstood my initial statement. We're arguing two different things.


I'm confused. Your initial statement was that you are not trying to make light of people dying which no one would have accused of for laughing at the jokes in that video. And then you called it dark humor which it really isn't.
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Nicely played, J.D.
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annie88 said:

It says sincerely, science.


Yes, we do. That's why the theory of the big bang has continued to gain acceptance.

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That picture held up as proof of the Big Bang until this picture



So, pics or it didn't happen.
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Not really political but boy am I ready for some college football. I don't give a flying flip about Michigan or Ohio State but you Gotta love college rivalries.

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People need to stop overreacting about Kamala's plan to reduce food inflation, as if it would lead to communism, mass starvation, and the end of America.

I worked in M&A in the food industry. Here's a step-by-step summary of what would actually happen:

1. The government announces that grocery retailers aren't allowed to raise prices.

2. Grocery stores, which operate on 1-2% net margins, can't survive if their suppliers raise prices. So the government announces that food producers (Kraft Heinz, ConAgra, Tyson, Hormel, et. al.) also aren't allowed to raise prices.

3. Not all grocery stores are created equal. Stores in lower-income areas make less money than those in higher-income areas, as the former disproportionately sell lower-margin prepackaged foods ("center of the store") instead of higher-margin fresh products like meat ("perimeter of the store"). Because stores in lower-income areas aren't able to cover overhead (remember, even if their wholesale costs are fixed, their labor, utilities, insurance, and other operating expenses aren't fixedโ€ฆ yet), grocery chains start to shut them down. Food deserts in rural areas and in low-income urban areas alike become worse.

4. Meanwhile, margins for food producers are also quickly eroding. Their primary costs (ingredients, energy, and labor) aren't fixed, and their shrinking gross profits leave less cash flow available to cover overhead, maintain facilities, and reinvest in additional production capacity.

5. Grocery chains, which have finite shelf space, start to repurpose their stores (those they didn't have to shut down, I should say) to sell more non-price-controlled itemseverything from nutrition supplements to kitchenware to appareland less price-controlled food products. Your local Kroger or Safeway starts to look and feel more like a Walmart.

6. Food producers stop making products with lower margins. Grocery chain start competing with each other to secure inventory. Since they can't compete by offering stronger prices (remember, producers aren't allowed to raise prices here, and, even if they could, grocery chains no longer have the gross profit to bear price increases), they compete on things like payment terms.

7. Small grocery chains start to shut down entirely, or get sold to larger chains like Kroger. In addition to not being able to cover fixed costs, a major reason for this is because they can no longer reliably secure delivery of products, due to producers prioritizing sales to larger customers, which are able to leverage their stronger balance sheets to offer superior payment terms.

8. Smaller food producerswhich typically sell via distributors, rather than directly to grocery chainsstart to go out of business. Because these producers have an additional step their value chains, and because they have lower volumes over which to spread their fixed costs, their cost structure is inherently disadvantaged compared to major food producers. When grocery stores aren't able to raise prices, cutting product costs becomes all the more important, and deprioritizing purchases from smaller producers is an easy way to do so.

9. As supply chains break down, lines start to form outside grocery stores every morning. Cities assign police officers to patrol store parking lots, and food producers draft contingency plans to assign armed escorts to delivery trucks.

10. The federal government announces a program to issue block grants for states to purchase and operate shuttered grocery stores. The USDA also seizes closed-down production facilities.

11. The government announces that prices for all key food costscorn, wheat, cattle, energy, etc.are also now fixed, to stop "profiteers" from gouging the now-government-operated food industry.

12. Shockingly, the government struggles to operate one of the most complex industries on the planet. The entire food supply chain starts imploding.

13. Communism, mass starvation, and the end of America quickly ensue.

Hey wait a second

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TexAgs91 said:

annie88 said:

It says sincerely, science.


Yes, we do. That's why the theory of the big bang has continued to gain acceptance.


What is that picture actually showing? And how was it obtained? I'm not questioning you. I'm generally curious.
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annie88 said:

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annie88 said:

It says sincerely, science.


Yes, we do. That's why the theory of the big bang has continued to gain acceptance.


What is that picture actually showing? And how was it obtained? I'm not questioning you. I'm generally curious.
In the 60s Bell set up a microwave antenna. They were trying to figure out why no matter what direction they pointed they were getting were getting exactly the same reading (other than known sources). The reading they were getting was a constant 3 degrees above absolute zero in every direction. Once physicists learned about this it became evidence for the big bang. It would be very improbable for the temperature in every direction separated by billions of light years to be exactly the same. What they were measuring was the edge of the observable universe. The further away you're looking at, the further back in time you're looking at. In this case this is from 13.8 billion years ago when the universe was much smaller than it is now which begins to explain how the temperatures can be the same when separated by what looks now to be vast distances.

The universe is expanding, so the high frequency radiation in the early universe, which was probably gamma or x-ray light was red-shifted as it travelled through the the universe to here to the point it was picked up as microwaves.

There were additional satellites including the latest one that took the image called WMAP.

Right after the big bang the universe was so hot and dense you couldn't see through it. After about 380,000 years it cooled enough that you could see through it. That's what this image is from. The different color blobs eventually expanded to become galaxies. They could also use this image to figure out the percentage of ordinary matter (4.6%), dark matter (24%) and dark energy (71.4%).
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TexAgs91 said:

annie88 said:

TexAgs91 said:

annie88 said:

It says sincerely, science.


Yes, we do. That's why the theory of the big bang has continued to gain acceptance.


What is that picture actually showing? And how was it obtained? I'm not questioning you. I'm generally curious.
In the 60s Bell set up a microwave antenna. They were trying to figure out why no matter what direction they pointed they were getting were getting exactly the same reading (other than known sources). The reading they were getting was a constant 3 degrees above absolute zero in every direction. Once physicists learned about this it became evidence for the big bang. It would be very improbable for the temperature in every direction separated by billions of light years to be exactly the same. What they were measuring was the edge of the observable universe. The further away you're looking at, the further back in time you're looking at. In this case this is from 13.8 billion years ago.

The universe is expanding, so the high frequency radiation in the early universe, which was probably gamma or x-ray light was red-shifted as it travelled through the the universe to here to the point it was picked up as microwaves.

There were additional satellites including the latest one that took the image called WMAP.

Right after the big bang the universe was so hot and dense you couldn't see through it. After about 380,000 years it cooled enough that you could see through it. That's what this image is from. The different color blobs eventually expanded to become galaxies. They could also use this image to figure out the percentage of ordinary matter, dark matter and dark energy.

Then there's
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black trumper beats a white lib protester....the table turning

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