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Oh well.

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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In reply to TexAgs91 • 8:30p, 8/14/24
TexAgs91 said:
dtkprowler said:
Squadron7 said:
Biz Ag said:

But the weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed.

Who knows where?
If movies have taught me anything, its that when you get in a storm on a boat, you pass out and wake up an unknown amount of time later. That storm could have carried them to Fiji for all we know!


And if you're in space in earth orbit, you're automatically at risk of hitting every other object in earth orbit no matter how far it is or what other orbit it's in.



Whatabout orbital sanders?
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In reply to annie88 • 8:42p, 8/14/24
"All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells are within you". Joseph Campbell
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Liberal white women, I swear. Beyond parody.

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In reply to mazzag • 8:46p, 8/14/24
better luck dressing up as blunt than a bottle of wine.
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In reply to IIIHorn • 8:52p, 8/14/24
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IIIHorn said:
TexAgs91 said:
dtkprowler said:
Squadron7 said:
Biz Ag said:

But the weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed.

Who knows where?
If movies have taught me anything, its that when you get in a storm on a boat, you pass out and wake up an unknown amount of time later. That storm could have carried them to Fiji for all we know!


And if you're in space in earth orbit, you're automatically at risk of hitting every other object in earth orbit no matter how far it is or what other orbit it's in.



Whatabout orbital sanders?


The colonel's astronaut brother? He should be able to navigate his way around up there.
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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In reply to IIIHorn • 9:05p, 8/14/24
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IIIHorn said:
TexAgs91 said:
dtkprowler said:
Squadron7 said:
Biz Ag said:

But the weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed.

Who knows where?
If movies have taught me anything, its that when you get in a storm on a boat, you pass out and wake up an unknown amount of time later. That storm could have carried them to Fiji for all we know!


And if you're in space in earth orbit, you're automatically at risk of hitting every other object in earth orbit no matter how far it is or what other orbit it's in.



Whatabout orbital sanders?

Wasn't Orbital the Colonel's hillbilly cousin?
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In reply to SpreadsheetAg • 9:18p, 8/14/24
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SpreadsheetAg said:
Not funny but didn't know where to drop this one:



That's not funny at all. That's serious business
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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 9:20p, 8/14/24
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CanyonAg77 said:
CoppellAg93 said:

And more empathy

And more outrage
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In reply to mooney69 • 9:38p, 8/14/24
mooney69 said:
IIIHorn said:
TexAgs91 said:
dtkprowler said:
Squadron7 said:
Biz Ag said:

But the weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed.

Who knows where?
If movies have taught me anything, its that when you get in a storm on a boat, you pass out and wake up an unknown amount of time later. That storm could have carried them to Fiji for all we know!


And if you're in space in earth orbit, you're automatically at risk of hitting every other object in earth orbit no matter how far it is or what other orbit it's in.



Whatabout orbital sanders?

Wasn't Orbital the Colonel's hillbilly cousin?
Yeah, he worked hard to smooth things out, but wound up just going around in circles.
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In reply to nortex97 • 9:45p, 8/14/24
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nortex97 said:
LOL, maybe there will be a special weekend dedicated to certain landmark surgical procedures being performed the first time.



Gotta wonder if the open and tolerant left will claim Kaitlyn Jenner who may be their most well known transgender but is also politically conservative. My guess is they actively seek to distance themselves from her.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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In reply to LOYAL AG • 10:13p, 8/14/24
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LOYAL AG said:
nortex97 said:
LOL, maybe there will be a special weekend dedicated to certain landmark surgical procedures being performed the first time.



Gotta wonder if the open and tolerant left will claim Kaitlyn Jenner who may be their most well known transgender but is also politically conservative. My guess is they actively seek to distance themselves from her.

But see, the problem they're going have is when August identifies as October and no one knows when to show up. And then October wants to pretend it's now February and has 3 days amputated…well, you see the predicament. So sad.
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In reply to annie88 • 8:52a, 8/15/24
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annie88 said:
Random weirdness.



Listening to death metal, obviously.

Gotta get amped up to kill some people.
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In reply to Esteban du Plantier • 9:01a, 8/15/24
nothing like some GWAR to get you in the mood
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She's got my vote

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In reply to TyHolden • 10:16a, 8/15/24
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TyHolden said:
She's got my vote

Birthmark on right hamstring. WNB.
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In reply to Sharpshooter • 10:20a, 8/15/24
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Sharpshooter said:
TyHolden said:
She's got my vote

Birthmark on right hamstring. WNB.
there's better ones out there

incognito mode good idea...
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Sharpshooter said:
TyHolden said:
She's got my vote

Birthmark on right hamstring. WNB.


We live in a modern accepting society, it's safe to go ahead and come out now.
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