Only sharp-eyed readers will be able to spot the difference in the coverage of the two proposals. pic.twitter.com/h9PMWCZzDX

— Tim Murtaugh (@TimMurtaugh) August 12, 2024

I've had enough

I'm voting for Kamala Harris now

Crime is a real issue in this country and we need someone with a proven track record in dealing with criminals

She is the only candidate who has proven her commitment by keeping people in prison despite evidence proving…

— Tim Pool (@Timcast) August 12, 2024

Be sure to read till the end.

I’m surprised that “Lola” by the Kinks isn’t a favorite song for you and “Michelle.”🎶🎼🎵

— E (@CcpSkipTracer) August 12, 2024

Twisted Helix said:

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I’m surprised that “Lola” by the Kinks isn’t a favorite song for you and “Michelle.”🎶🎼🎵

— E (@CcpSkipTracer) August 12, 2024

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For you yung'uns not familiar with "Lola" by The Kinks here's a sample of the lyrics:

Well, I'm not dumb but I don't understand
Why she walks like a woman but talks like a man

Shot That Took Out Trump Assassin Reclassified As Friendly Fire https://t.co/42jKbaysOB pic.twitter.com/vGYIbwRnd3

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 12, 2024

People are saying Kamala’s campaign tried sabotaging Trump’s space. If so this is the first time Tim Walz participated in an attack.

— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) August 13, 2024

pic.twitter.com/I2h4NU2lno

— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ (@LuckyMcGee) August 13, 2024

63 million views pic.twitter.com/r3oXDrMxSs

— AG 🔥 (@Yolo304741) August 13, 2024

2 hours and Elon never even asked Trump if he smoked weed in college, who the best rapper was, or if he carried hot sauce with him...

Geez... it was like they actually wanted to save the world.

— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) August 13, 2024

In honor of Donald Trump returning to 𝕏, here are some of his best 'mean tweets' 🧵

1. Trump vs Hillary pic.twitter.com/zNY6qUGPGi

— TaraBull (@TaraBull808) August 12, 2024

Oldie but goodie

pic.twitter.com/VIQe1OBSM8

— illuminatibot (@iluminatibot) August 13, 2024

It's so great to have him back. Moar please. More at the thread;

2. Love him of hate him, Trump brings the receipts pic.twitter.com/JYd7y7cY6s

— TaraBull (@TaraBull808) August 12, 2024

Never forget everything they do to gaslight you. pic.twitter.com/yIflTlCzNT

— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) August 13, 2024

Can confirm

You know you're getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don't like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

— Turgid Verse (@gullyvuhr) August 12, 2024

In the mid-90's Mrs LOYAL AG and I went to San Marcos to go tubing. We were in our hotel and she'd fallen asleep while I was channel surfing and stumbled across that guy doing stand up. He tells this joke about doing a show at a college in Texas and that they took him to a football game while he was there. He said the school had a horse for a mascot (it was at this point I said "wake up honey he's talking about Tech") and during the game the horse took off running and crashed in a wall and died. The punchline was l, "you know your team sucks when the mascot commits suicide".

Trump talks to Elon for 2 hours while Kamala is at dinner, ordering off a teleprompter because they won't let her take questions from the waitress.

— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) August 13, 2024

Voting for Kamala Harris after Joe Biden is the equivalent of sh*tting your pants and changing your shirt.

— Ryan Fournier (@RyanAFournier) August 13, 2024

😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/IrNJrAJN51

— Matt Wolking (@MattWolking) August 13, 2024

Betaux

Someone's been eating magic dirt again... pic.twitter.com/Pgl46kddKU

— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) August 13, 2024

😵‍💫😀 pic.twitter.com/XDMKLnLpfs

— The Dalbo Dog (@Dalbodog) August 12, 2024

Tim Walz Clarifies That He Is Not Stealing Valor, Just Redistributing It https://t.co/wyCWwQpeSi pic.twitter.com/5yLMZyZxqT

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 12, 2024

😏 pic.twitter.com/OyLcWG0CoR

— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) August 12, 2024

Trump talks to Elon for 2 hours while Kamala is at dinner, ordering off a teleprompter because they won't let her take questions from the waitress.

— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) August 13, 2024

😏 pic.twitter.com/OyLcWG0CoR

— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) August 12, 2024