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Man who punches women in the face calls for end to bullying. https://t.co/Q9dkHOrdz4
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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FFS

New rules… 2+2=4 is racist pic.twitter.com/zFz9Xhqioq
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) August 4, 2024

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Drunken Kamala Mistakenly Picks Wrong Shapiro For VP https://t.co/dRIQpwPqGP
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 3, 2024

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In reply to annie88 • 1:04a, 8/5/24

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Drunken Kamala Mistakenly Picks Wrong Shapiro For VP https://t.co/dRIQpwPqGP
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 3, 2024

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Though initially caught off guard by the announcement, Ben Shapiro sent shockwaves through the political landscape by accepting the nomination. "Am I going to need massive amounts of valium to tolerate being around Kamala? Sure. Will I have to rupture my own eardrums? Definitely," explained Shapiro. "Still, it will be worth it to be the proverbial hacker, destroying the Democratic empire from the inside. Speaking of hackers, don't forget to stop over at Express VPN and use promocode 'BEN4VP' for 20% off your first three months of ultra-secure internet."

Too funny

"H-A: In return for the flattery, can you reduce the size of your signature? It's the only part of your posts that don't add value. In its' place, just put "I'm an investing savant, and make no apologies for it", as oldarmy1 would do."
- I Bleed Maroon (distracted easily by signatures)

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nsfw

It's pretty funny, but the last few things it says are hilarious

🚨Breaking Now🚨: President Joe “Dank Brandon” Biden addresses the scandal involving the First Gentleman, Doug Emhoff. pic.twitter.com/WUpRqVNJGs
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) August 4, 2024

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Make it make sense pic.twitter.com/2opFCS4LgR
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) August 4, 2024

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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because hard men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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WHITE HOUSE SPOKESPERSON SAYS THEY ARE MONITORING THE GLOBAL STOCK MARKET COLLAPSE AND OUTBREAK OF GLOBAL WAR AND ADVISE AMERICANS TO GET VACCINATED FOR COVID
— Stalingrad & Poorski (@Stalingrad_Poor) August 5, 2024

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I had forgotten and had to look it up.. John Brennan, former head of the CIA, was indeed a communist. Just another indicator of how far this country has fallen into the arms of Marx/Lenin/Stalin... all because too many sheeple used their emotions and voted for "hope & change" against the country they didn't even know they hated so much yet until they were programmed to hate it.

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Something tells me we're about to be "unburdened like we've never been unburdened before."
— John Rich🇺🇸 (@johnrich) August 5, 2024

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I have to admit it. pic.twitter.com/0ge6lMVIAt
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) August 4, 2024

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The stock market is dropping faster than Kamala Harris's husband's pants in a room full of nannies.
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) August 5, 2024

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Kamala Addresses Black Crowd Wearing Do-rag And Giant Gold Dollar Sign Necklace https://t.co/TTl7AdlJwU
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 4, 2024

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The Useful Idiots waking up tomorrow#stockmarketcrash #WWIII #iran #israel #USA https://t.co/2492yWL2I2 pic.twitter.com/shyP92pFdB
— Angelica Saldaña S.T.B.❤️‍🔥 (@AngelofYHVH) August 5, 2024

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Stay tuned..... pic.twitter.com/owlO0KysTV
— MoonSoon (@BigApe67180594) August 5, 2024

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Bahahahahaha#Paris2024 pic.twitter.com/WedIRTeI30
— Hazel Appleyard (@HazelAppleyard_) August 5, 2024

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Ag83 said:

Brutal.

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The sweet tea comment got me.

Yo, this Asian immigrant just might become the next viral person of the year. pic.twitter.com/95yLwgev5D
— Philip Anderson (@VoteHarrisOut) August 5, 2024

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🚨 MARKET UPDATE pic.twitter.com/3gfMVB2RaS
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) August 5, 2024

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This is the reason I keep coming back to this thread.

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