"All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells are within you". Joseph Campbell
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Oh Eff off.
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson:
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 1, 2024
"Trump ran into blackness and he felt it. The masterpiece of the black woman." pic.twitter.com/8tAa8YhcxS
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Did he just admit Kamala is not black?
FFS
Today Sunny Hostin of The View expressed outraged that Trump questioned Kamala Harris's racial identity.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) August 1, 2024
Two years ago Sunny Hostin questioned Nikki Haley's racial identity, calling her a chameleon and accusing her of not "leaning" into her Indian heritage. pic.twitter.com/NOsFX2IvOo
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
older, i can remember typing C:/win to get win95 to loadannie88 said:
Even over because I remember computer couplers and dot matrix printers.
Training scheduleAg83 said:
roll outta bed light a smoke
argue with ***** ol lady over dog
light up a smoke
go to lunch
light up a smoke
argue with ex again
head out light up a smoke, then smoke some targets with my gun
Looks like he took the silver, IYKWIM. And perhaps a touch of mercury if he came into contact with any fish.pdc093 said:Biz Ag said:The first swimmer emerging from the Seine river, in the Triathlon, stated the water quality was actually not that bad! #Olympics #Olympics2024 #Triathlon pic.twitter.com/d9M2Ab45lF
— Marc Bernard 🟦⬜️ (@marc_bernard77) July 31, 2024
Gold.
Can't stop laughing....
Biz Ag said:First PC I ever used looked like this bad boy.annie88 said:
Even over because I remember computer couplers and dot matrix printers.
Compaq 286
The keyboard folded out of the unit. Floppy disk to boot it up and a floppy disk for Lotus 1-2-3. Took about thirty seconds to save a small spreadsheet. You trucked it around like a Singer sewing machine (handle on the back of the unit) and it weighed about twenty-five pounds.
Yes. The first portable laptop.
annie88 said:
Oh Eff off.Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson:
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 1, 2024
"Trump ran into blackness and he felt it. The masterpiece of the black woman." pic.twitter.com/8tAa8YhcxS
I think this idiot just redefined the term black.
this is important pic.twitter.com/JEofLJz5do
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) July 31, 2024
— Being Libertarian (@beinlibertarian) August 1, 2024
👇💯🎯 pic.twitter.com/D4IGsDjkMR
— American Voter 🇺🇸 (@AmericanVoterUS) August 1, 2024
Most news reports said Obama was the first black president,BuddysBud said:annie88 said:
Oh Eff off.Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson:
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 1, 2024
"Trump ran into blackness and he felt it. The masterpiece of the black woman." pic.twitter.com/8tAa8YhcxS
I think this idiot just redefined the term black.
but at least some black people disagreed because he was mixed,
therefore, not a black by their definition of black person.
Make it make sense pic.twitter.com/u3zgkUolih
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) August 1, 2024
I truly did not think they could do worse than Lori Lightfoot.Quote:
I think this idiot just redefined the term black.
I was wrong.
Remember when Al was fat? I do.
I know I felt kind of bad for laughing out loud, but you just have to. Of course, if he had been killed, I wouldn't be but good God this is such a cluster. There is no way this was just incompetence.nortex97 said:New Video Shows Trump Shooter On Roof Holding Huge Sign Saying ‘I’m Going To Shoot Trump’ https://t.co/4YUm0bERl9
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 1, 2024
It's funny because…
Could be. Especially when he's not doing anything the "right way"93MarineHorn said:Is it wrong that I think it's hilarious that somewhere the Gold medal winner for this event is furious that the guy he beat is getting all the attention?TexAgs91 said:
FFS.
Too bad they can't have guns. Or at least I don't think they can.
Too bad they can't have guns. Or at least I don't think they can.
British police in action. pic.twitter.com/RUcCd6UmwL
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) August 1, 2024
I would think if black women were masterpieces, more than 25% of their dudes would stick around.
Maybe he meant master sidepieces?
Maybe he meant master sidepieces?
Replaced my 8032 with a 65, and 10 Meg HD. Back when 64k was more ram than anyone would ever need.
I remember when my then department manager brought this bad boy up to the office.Biz Ag said:First PC I ever used looked like this bad boy.annie88 said:
Even over because I remember computer couplers and dot matrix printers.
Compaq 286
The keyboard folded out of the unit. Floppy disk to boot it up and a floppy disk for Lotus 1-2-3. Took about thirty seconds to save a small spreadsheet. You trucked it around like a Singer sewing machine (handle on the back of the unit) and it weighed about twenty-five pounds.
He made sure to show it off to everyone. I'd hate to try to read that display with my eyes these days. The Osborne 1, with dual 5.25" disc drives.
annie88 said:I know I felt kind of bad for laughing out loud, but you just have to. Of course, if he had been killed, I wouldn't be but good God this is such a cluster. There is no way this was just incompetence.nortex97 said:New Video Shows Trump Shooter On Roof Holding Huge Sign Saying ‘I’m Going To Shoot Trump’ https://t.co/4YUm0bERl9
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 1, 2024
It's funny because…
Correct. They're not asking the right questions because they already know the answers. We likely never will.
Mooney69
I cannot count the number of times I died of dysentery on one of those things.taxpreparer said:annie88 said:
Even over because I remember computer couplers and dot matrix printers.
Me too. I had one of these.
If you like this 👇 you'll love Kamala pic.twitter.com/ZrpBa4DkO7
— A Man Of Memes (@RickyDoggin) August 2, 2024
Oh dear God, this woman is so stupid.
Even Biden is like WTF.
Even Biden is like WTF.
Kamala Harris unscripted… pic.twitter.com/Hfwz2q9wWc
— @amuse (@amuse) August 2, 2024
Can someone answer this? pic.twitter.com/RSv7Puw8lJ
— A Man Of Memes (@RickyDoggin) August 2, 2024
"All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells are within you". Joseph Campbell