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"We are proud to announce we have delivered for the American taxpayer," said Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg. "Thanks to the sacrifices made by the American people, you can now feel proud that your government has stockpiled an entire 4-pack of AA batteries. And these aren't just any AA batteries these are Energizers! That's a name brand. The United States spares no expense. You're welcome, America."

When asked to comment on alleged wasteful spending on the government's part, President Joe Biden provided a brief statement. "That's a bunch of malarkey," he told reporters. "My administration has the utmost confidence in… in… Secretary Booty Juice. Purchasing a 4-pack of Energizer AA batteries is just the first step in an important process to fill the country with… with the… with ED… E… with E… F… G. Anyway." The White House then provided a press release highlighting the outstanding track record of Energizer batteries.

At publishing time, Secretary Buttigieg issued a separate statement promising to investigate where the remainder of the $7.5 billion in government funding went as soon as he returns from his current vacation in Turks & Caicos but before he takes the month of June off to celebrate Pride Month.


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Satire? I hope (on the pig hamburger post)
"It's just another corps trip boys, we'll march in behind the band"
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Great news

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with some of the stuff that's been pulled across from tiktok to other platforms, you really can never tell what's genuine vs what's parody/satire anymore.
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I'll have turbo anal ISIS for $600, Trebek

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I'm pretty sure that Johnny Carson followed up on Biden a few days or weeks later in his monologue when Biden actually withdrew from the race. He said something to the effect that, "Senator Joe Biden has announced that he's withdrawing from the race for the Democratic nomination because of the furor over him plagiarizing from Neil Kinnock's speeches. Senator Biden remarked that, 'The press won't have Joe Biden to kick around anymore.' "
I remember Biden getting roasted on the MacNeil/Lehrer Report in the aftermath of the Kinnock plagiarism scandal. Even that left wing gadfly Eleanor Clift said his political career was likely over. If Biden was a Republican it probably would've been.


Delaware must be a corrupt pos
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