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I'm Gipper
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I'm Gipper
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In reply to 12th Man • 8:27p, 4/27/24
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12th Man said:


Does the 2020 election fraud ring a bell?
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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Yup.

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Aaw. Too cute.

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JPAg88 said:


I think they meant to say

"You look like Webster Hubble"
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In reply to Danny Vermin • 3:58p, 4/28/24
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Danny Vermin said:
One less Biden voter.


Nah, he'll go on voting the dem party ticket for decades to come...
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ravingfans said:
Danny Vermin said:
One less Biden voter.


Nah, he'll go on voting the dem party ticket for decades to come...


"It was unexpected"

-widow

"Tom had such a big heart"

-also widow.

We all know he had a big heart if he was vaccinated. Just not sure why it was unexpected for her.
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This is 100% me. One time, I told my CEO that I don't watch the news, and that until somebody makes it funny, I don't know about it. Therefore, I live a much happier life... he called me brilliant
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If it was feasible to send every single one of these little dumbasses to a communist country for a year, they would come back completely changed if they came back. They truly don't know what the **** they're talking about.
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CanyonAg77 said:
JPAg88 said:


I think they meant to say

"You look like Webster Hubble"



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I like the spirit, I would like to see much more noise and aggravation, though.

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Now this woman is having a true mental breakdown, but they were way more patient with her than I would've been.

Definitely NSFW

The second one, the ladies just damn ungrateful, if real.

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He actually handles this really well. Of course, she thinks she's the victim and starts to say she's going to go call the police when she walked up on his property put a camera in his face and proceeded to say all this dumbass stuff.

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In reply to annie88 • 8:58p, 4/28/24
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annie88 said:
I like the spirit, I would like to see much more noise and aggravation, though.

In my college days we would launch water balloons from about 75 yards away, using surgical rubber tubing attached to a small round pan. To make them "extra special", you can add several drops of butyric acid to each balloon to make them smell like fresh vomit.
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VaultingChemist said:
annie88 said:
I like the spirit, I would like to see much more noise and aggravation, though.

In my college days we would launch water balloons from about 75 yards away, using surgical rubber tubing attached to a small round pan. To make them "extra special", you can add several drops of butyric acid to each balloon to make them smell like fresh vomit.


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VaultingChemist said:
annie88 said:
I like the spirit, I would like to see much more noise and aggravation, though.

In my college days we would launch water balloons from about 75 yards away, using surgical rubber tubing attached to a small round pan. To make them "extra special", you can add several drops of butyric acid to each balloon to make them smell like fresh vomit.


I think I should tweet that back and give them some ideas.
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