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Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!
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One less Biden voter.
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In reply to Danny Vermin • 8:39a, 4/26/24
Danny Vermin said:
One less Biden voter.
He can still vote if he's dead.
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Danny Vermin said:
One less Biden voter.




You sure about that?
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In reply to Ag83 • 9:27a, 4/26/24
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If some woke POS ever texted me that, my response would be:

"Mother******* I'm stuck in the wework lift"

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In reply to Biz Ag • 9:52a, 4/26/24
Slackbot is an automated response from the app itself.

Even worse.
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In reply to TexAg1987 • 11:06a, 4/26/24
"Y'all" is superior to "you guys."
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In reply to captkirk • 11:56a, 4/26/24
Exactly.

I ask the same questions every time they mention ice and glaciers melting and finding tools, skeletons, trees, etc. below the ice.
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So much this. They have no answer for why French wine country used to be in England. The handwringing we saw when ice melt revealed a 7000 year old forest above the arctic circle without even a hint of understanding that for the forest to have existed 7000 years ago the earth must have been much warmer than it is today.

It's a near daily reminder that liberals aren't serious people. It's all emotion all the time.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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Get Off My Lawn said:
"Y'all" is superior to "you guys."


I struggle pretty regularly to edit out Y'all from professional emails. It always works better than whatever I end up using.
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Get Off My Lawn said:
"Y'all" is superior to "you guys."


I struggle pretty regularly to edit out Y'all from professional emails. It always works better than whatever I end up using.
Just lean into it. The snobby lefties who would look down on it are all struggling to find something comparable that doesn't violate their ever changing gender language, so screw em. Occasionally I get a question or questioning look - but competence overshadows a myriad of idiosyncrasies.
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In reply to LOYAL AG • 1:26p, 4/26/24
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captkirk said:


So much this. They have no answer for why French wine country used to be in England. The handwringing we saw when ice melt revealed a 7000 year old forest above the arctic circle without even a hint of understanding that for the forest to have existed 7000 years ago the earth must have been much warmer than it is today.

It's a near daily reminder that liberals aren't serious people. It's all emotion all the time.


They would rather strip mine and ruin the landscape than put in an underground pipeline. This was never about the environment
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They would rather strip mine and ruin the landscape than put in an underground pipeline. This was never about the environment
I love it when Native American tribes whine about O&G pipelines desecrating their "sacred grounds" but have no problems when it comes to building casinos & multi-story resorts on their land.

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Why yes, yes he can play linebacker.

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Goat probably smells better
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In reply to TexAg1987 • 3:23p, 4/26/24
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TexAg1987 said:
Exactly.

I ask the same questions every time they mention ice and glaciers melting and finding tools, skeletons, trees, etc. below the ice.


Climate Freak: But the Ice is Melting!!!

Us: yeah did you see they found Viking tools, houses, and farming implements after the ice melted?

Climate Freak: So?

Us: How did it get there?

Climate Freak: I guess it was.... warmer back then?

Us: Yes... and why was it warmer?

Climate Freak: Climate Change!!!!! ?

Us: and how did the climate change without manmade effects?

Climate Freak: /mad NPC face
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_pill_and_blue_pill]I prefer the red pills[/url]
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