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11:52a, 3/11/24

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Much better.

John Cena out of control at the #Oscars2024 👀 pic.twitter.com/f4obMRiypQ
— PoliticalPuertoRican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 (@PRMemes_) March 11, 2024

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.

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11:57a, 3/11/24

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Not sure what was going on here, but I'm sure it had something to do with politics.

Don't Flirt with Her Friend! pic.twitter.com/RLbJiPWoOW
— DC Shorts (@theDCshorts) March 11, 2024

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Nation's Wealthy, Privileged Gather To Lecture Nation On Evils Of Wealth, Privilege https://t.co/0WQcCwxAuQ pic.twitter.com/k6fLMwRkqo
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 10, 2024

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This is gonna be even more quotable than “after all this time?” “always.” pic.twitter.com/e2TD7fLeYz
— Hazel Appleyard (@HazelAppleyard_) March 11, 2024

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Oscars Observes Moment Of Silence For Undocumented Murderer Tragically Called ‘Illegal’ https://t.co/faepSMlXcH pic.twitter.com/mt1Wcr9oQv
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 11, 2024

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12:07p, 3/11/24

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Let’s give it a shot. 👀 pic.twitter.com/4fxeeM9wLK
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) March 10, 2024

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1:23p, 3/11/24

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Please remember that the Deadspin Staff are people just like you and me

It would be cruel and insensitive for you to suggest that they pick up a book on beginner coding during this trying time in their life pic.twitter.com/fARkeK7rEH
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) March 11, 2024

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— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) March 10, 2024

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10:45a, 3/12/24

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pic.twitter.com/RSL1rlYsDq
— 𝕵𝖆𝖐𝖊_𝕵0𝖍𝖓𝖘𝖔𝖓 (@jake_j0hnson) March 12, 2024

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Lizzo’s dress was previously worn by Wrigley Field during a rain delay. pic.twitter.com/lXHCesuPH4
— Leonard Leonard (@Leonard73714140) March 11, 2024

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China Starting To Worry TikTok Has Made Americans Even Dumber Than They Intended https://t.co/DVGHhyaYXw pic.twitter.com/8bytC2lfyM
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 12, 2024

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Finally a strip mall that can handle your complete descent to rock bottom … pic.twitter.com/J2xCvF9qGV
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) March 11, 2024

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🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/A2xotM2f05
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) March 12, 2024

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In reply to Biz Ag • 11:53a, 3/12/24

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Biz Ag said:
Finally a strip mall that can handle your complete descent to rock bottom … pic.twitter.com/J2xCvF9qGV
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) March 11, 2024

All it needs is a Chinese massage parlor

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1:55p, 3/12/24

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Community Notes FTW

It needs to be said: Sydney Sweeney's boobs are not that big https://t.co/L4hbmNEs9a
— Slate (@Slate) March 11, 2024

edit: for some reason the community notes aren't appearing here on mobile, here's a screenshot tweet.

Community notes wins again pic.twitter.com/sURHXfmZeu
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 12, 2024

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In reply to mooney69 • 2:11p, 3/12/24

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mooney69 said:
Biz Ag said:
Finally a strip mall that can handle your complete descent to rock bottom … pic.twitter.com/J2xCvF9qGV
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) March 11, 2024

All it needs is a Chinese massage parlor

Too funny!

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In reply to mooney69 • 3:10p, 3/12/24

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Biz Ag said:
Finally a strip mall that can handle your complete descent to rock bottom … pic.twitter.com/J2xCvF9qGV
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) March 11, 2024

All it needs is a Chinese massage parlor

And a Palm Reader so you can do it all over again.

History repeats itself.

HunterAggie

The Elko Era has begun

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In reply to Mr President Elect • 6:52p, 3/12/24

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Quote:
It needs to be said: Sydney Sweeney's boobs are not that big.

Gentlemen -

There seems to be an enormous disconnect here. Let's start a GoFundMe for yours truly. I promise to get to the bottom of this issue, and in a move to guarantee full transparency (and be fully Rule #1 TexAgs compliant) will return after said investigation with sufficient photographic evidence for your review. Let's do this!

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7:13p, 3/12/24

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Damn right and all before social media.

No proof.

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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— Just Posting Ls (@MomsPostingLs) March 12, 2024

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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 13, 2024

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Exactly: Trans women will always be men. pic.twitter.com/y5xw9zAhlE
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) March 13, 2024

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Adorable: This Chevy Avalanche Owner Keeps Referring To It As A 'Truck' https://t.co/0DIlosFcb7 pic.twitter.com/JFhnbZHFlD
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 13, 2024

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