Maybe it's a weathered 1x3 IPE board. Dead rat.
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Democrats believe Mar-a-Lago is only worth $17 million.
— “The Class Act” Ty Cordova (@tuxlemons) February 20, 2024
They also believe Hunter Biden’s crack-addled art doodles are worth $500K.
In summation, they believe the property on the left is worth 34 paintings on the right. pic.twitter.com/n4B61KdBc1
Rats are really smart and probably won't tip the board over,CanyonAg77 said:
I think there is a great chance that will catch the rat. The mistake is the water. The board will fall in, and the rat will climb it to get out, or simply rest on it if it falls too far
also probably will not take any of the cheap poison Walmart offers.
Get a bar of "Just One Bite" from a feed store, preferably from
out-of-state as they can sell you a single $6 bar rather
than the $40 pack required in Texas.
Edit to say do not handle this stuff without gloves,
throw the gloves away, and don't let your pets near it.
Will it work on Congress?Quote:
Rats are really smart and probably won't tip the board over,
also probably will not take any of the cheap poison Walmart offers.
Get a bar of "Just One Bite" from a feed store, preferably from
out-of-state as they can sell you a single $6 bar rather
than the $40 pack required in Texas.
Asking for a friend.
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Free marketing tip, official campaign slogan should be: “Take out the trash, Elect the Stache”
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HtownAg92 said:Sesame Street, Electric Company and Schoolhouse Rock were positive and educational media that generations after us were not exposed to. Look at where we are as a country.annie88 said:
They just will not leave the children alone. I watched Sesame Street as a kid and it was always uplifting and learning your numbers and letters and positive things. Kids don't need to be bombarded with this.
Buy the old episodes on DVD for schoolhouse and electric company
HoustonAg2106 said:CanyonAg77 said:
I think there is a great chance that will catch the rat. The mistake is the water. The board will fall in, and the rat will climb it to get out, or simply rest on it if it falls too far
Good call, need to replace the board with something that is similar in shape but will also sink
I'd replace the water with a cat. Then you get an alarm as well.
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I am going nuclear on this new york bs trial against Trump.
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I've heard if you bait traps with peanut shells covered in peanut butter, rats can't resist it.Ag83 said:
It hits very close to home for me right now as I, too, am engaged in battle with a very resourceful rat.
sorry to be the one to let you know this, but if you think you have a rat, you have many rats. they are never alone, learn your tricks quickly, and they multiply like cancer cells.
Stair Force One:
— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) February 20, 2024
It's long overdue. pic.twitter.com/WIxCOAfV08
Sethtevious said:I've heard if you bait traps with peanut shells covered in peanut butter, rats can't resist it.Ag83 said:
It hits very close to home for me right now as I, too, am engaged in battle with a very resourceful rat.
Problem is I think this one has already escaped an electronic trap and a Victor snap trap so he is very trap shy now.
oh no said:
sorry to be the one to let you know this, but if you think you have a rat, you have many rats. they are never alone, learn your tricks quickly, and they multiply like cancer cells.
I already know this.. I have killed four already and am hoping this one left is the last of them. But not sure
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"2001: A Space Odyssey"
page 2001.
And this country has gone way too south to think about progressing enough to make that film come true.
page 2001.
And this country has gone way too south to think about progressing enough to make that film come true.
HunterAggie
The Elko Era has begun
The Elko Era has begun
Page 2001
Give the rats a spinny thing above a bucket of water, no board to help them climb out
"We can't reveal the names of the Kansas City parade shooters because they are under 18"
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Oh really? Good to know. pic.twitter.com/DjGkfK4loQ
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
aggiedata said:Stair Force One:
— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) February 20, 2024
It's long overdue. pic.twitter.com/WIxCOAfV08
The video is hilarious enough, but the sound effects are just completely freaking funny.
This made me laugh. Well-deserved.
Not shedding a tear pic.twitter.com/jv8t9ZY5sT
— Washingtons ghost (@hartgoat) February 20, 2024
Normalize asking leftists if they’re retarded.
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) February 20, 2024
annie88 said:aggiedata said:Stair Force One:
— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) February 20, 2024
It's long overdue. pic.twitter.com/WIxCOAfV08
The video is hilarious enough, but the sound effects are just completely freaking funny.
Now, if they'd just cut a hole in the seat and put a bucket under it he could accomplish two daily tasks at one time.
Mooney69
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