*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****
If Donald Trump dotters around like an idiot and says he spoke to Winston Churchill yesterday can we drop his classified document case too?
— David Marcus (@BlueBoxDave) February 8, 2024
Different strokes for different folks.mooney69 said:CoppellAg93 said:Jeffrey Toobin is BACK on CNN. This guy really does have a lot of pull.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) February 9, 2024
He rubs me the wrong way.
Gonna build a wall with Gaza and make Mexico pay for it and boy are they gonna be confused.
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) February 9, 2024
Taylor Swift is not a PsyOp
— Yan.x | ॐ (@euphorio_) February 8, 2024
pic.twitter.com/lngiECAKlR
I couldn't figure out that one. I was trying to post a link to the psyop video but got both for some reasonTheVarian said:
What's wrong with her outfit?
bro 😭 pic.twitter.com/9LPLlZyfJ8
— rare insults (@insultsrare) February 9, 2024
The Amazon Biden will blow your mind: pic.twitter.com/jqOc4uiM98
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) February 9, 2024
Did he really say that? If so, nice Kamala imitation.Ag83 said:
I've long thought that None of the Above should be on every ballot for every office. That a way every election has competition. It'll expose worthless or counterproductive elected offices if it remains vacant and the local/state/national community does not skip a beat.
TexAgs91 said:Taylor Swift is not a PsyOp
— Yan.x | ॐ (@euphorio_) February 8, 2024
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Maybe but it's weird that you would say that
hunter2012 said:
I've long thought that None of the Above should be on every ballot for every office. That a way every election has competition. It'll expose worthless or counterproductive elected offices if it remains vacant and the local/state/national community does not skip a beat.
40 years ago libertarians were talking about the "Turkey Ballot". None of the Above on every race, phased in:
Phase 1 - NOA wins, the highest human vote getter gets the office.
Phase 2 - NOA wins, that race is held again with different candidates
Phase 3 - NOA wins, no one serves in that office for that term.
Speedy Ghazan is the official mascot of Egypt. pic.twitter.com/IsaqN074MD
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) February 9, 2024
JPAg88 said:
🚨🚨BREAKING: Washington DC has issued a SILVER ALERT for an 81-year-old man last seen heading for the Egyptian border.
— U.S. Ministry of Truth (@USMiniTru) February 9, 2024
He is believed to be armed with a rosary for the Lady of.
Report any sightings to local officials by texting 867-5309 or sniffing the nearest child. pic.twitter.com/hMCXQfBTEH
"Tucker, I explain to you the roots of your American Civil War."
— Hernan Cortes (@CyberPunkCortes) February 9, 2024
"You mean like the Missouri Compromise, or..."
"NO, I must start with the arrival of Saxon warlords Hengist and Horsa on the shores of Britain in the year 449 AD..." pic.twitter.com/BvdfDHTVUW
Kamala Harris Found Mentally Unfit To Replace Biden https://t.co/biiiVMtXcp pic.twitter.com/ohthCdPXZY
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 9, 2024
Should be Not The Bee.
Biden is done dudes. This time next year he’ll be a Wal Mart greeter, welcoming people to Target.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) February 9, 2024
Note to self: If ever caught doing something illegal, I will appear confused and forgetful, and also well-meaning, and I will have my attorneys swear I meant no harm and pinky promise that they conducted a thorough search and turned over all the evidence against me. That should…
— Sharyl Attkisson 🕵️♂️💼🥋 (@SharylAttkisson) February 8, 2024
Hillary Clinton has just been interrupted by three different protesters at Columbia University!
— Jose Vega — Vote Vega & Sare! (@JosBtrigga) February 9, 2024
“You will burn” says one of the students pic.twitter.com/P1sLS1lCKc
Biden Proves Healthy Cognition By Flawlessly Reciting All The Sounds Animals Can Make https://t.co/8zVgkEu96E pic.twitter.com/WSUZKOIp41
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 9, 2024
This is real by the way.
