You, uhh, seriously do not want to do that.
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) October 1, 2023
Keanu Reeves literally made a whole movie to explain to you that you do NOT want to do that. lmao pic.twitter.com/2iZWi6fOUH
*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****
10,421,330 Views |
83560 Replies |
Last: 10 min ago by Uncle Howdy
lindsey graham getting roasted for Trillions of US Taxpayer dollars spent to save democracy way outside his lane in iraq, Afghanistan and now ukraine!
Fat Black Swan said:Polish MEP @D_Tarczynski: “Poland has the lowest unemployment in Europe. There are zero terror attacks in Poland. You know why? Because there's zero illegal migration in Poland. We don't need your migrants. Take them all and pay for them.”pic.twitter.com/epjYPjKDIw
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) October 1, 2023
Which one? 👀 pic.twitter.com/bEZCWg8S9q
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) October 2, 2023
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) October 2, 2023
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) October 2, 2023
Buffalo Guy Kicking Himself For Not Just Pulling Fire Alarm To Evacuate Congress
PHOENIX, AZ After years of being jailed with violent criminals, Buffalo Guy was kicking himself today for not simply pulling a fire alarm on January 6th to force Congress to evacuate.
"Seriously? I could have just pulled the fire alarm instead of going to all the trouble to dress like a buffalo and charge into the Capitol?" said an aghast Buffalo Guy. "Gosh, do I feel silly."
Buffalo Guy, known in some circles as Jacob Chansley, watched yesterday as Representative Jamaal Bowman demonstrated how to properly and legally commit a crime to delay Congressional proceedings. "So you pull the fire alarm, and then come up with some ridiculous excuse, like you thought the fire alarm was a doorknob," explained Mr. Bowman. "You could even say that you have lived your whole life under the impression that pulling a fire alarm is how you select Nacho Cheese Doritos out of the vending machine. It doesn't matter. They can have you on video committing the crime, and as long as you explain you're too dumb to understand what a fire alarm is, you're good to go! Have at it destroying Congress!"
At publishing time, millions of Americans had headed for D.C. to help continuously pull the Capitol fire alarm in hopes of stopping Congress from ever doing anything ever.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
PHOENIX, AZ After years of being jailed with violent criminals, Buffalo Guy was kicking himself today for not simply pulling a fire alarm on January 6th to force Congress to evacuate.
"Seriously? I could have just pulled the fire alarm instead of going to all the trouble to dress like a buffalo and charge into the Capitol?" said an aghast Buffalo Guy. "Gosh, do I feel silly."
Buffalo Guy, known in some circles as Jacob Chansley, watched yesterday as Representative Jamaal Bowman demonstrated how to properly and legally commit a crime to delay Congressional proceedings. "So you pull the fire alarm, and then come up with some ridiculous excuse, like you thought the fire alarm was a doorknob," explained Mr. Bowman. "You could even say that you have lived your whole life under the impression that pulling a fire alarm is how you select Nacho Cheese Doritos out of the vending machine. It doesn't matter. They can have you on video committing the crime, and as long as you explain you're too dumb to understand what a fire alarm is, you're good to go! Have at it destroying Congress!"
At publishing time, millions of Americans had headed for D.C. to help continuously pull the Capitol fire alarm in hopes of stopping Congress from ever doing anything ever.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
Biden Deploys Troops To Border To Stop Texas From Securing Border
EL PASO, TX With the ongoing migrant crisis along the southern border of the United States, President Joe Biden has taken decisive action and announced he is deploying U.S. military personnel to the border to stop the state of Texas from securing the border.
"It's time someone finally did something about this," Biden said. "For far too long, Texas has been causing tremendous harm to the United States. No more! As Commander-In-Chief, I am sending our military to the border immediately to make sure Texas stops securing the border. With this action, it is my hope that…that all of the…millions…that all of the…that the border will be completely…you know…where am I here? Knock it off, Texas!"
Texas leaders have been using a wide range of tactics in a desperate attempt to secure the border and stem the continual flood of illegal migrants crossing the border from Mexico. After a series of warnings from the Biden administration, it seems the federal government has lost its patience. "It's time for Texas to stand down," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Their efforts to secure the border are a clear violation of our violation of immigration law. Texas must stop these attempts to make the country safer. If they don't take immediate steps to put the American people in danger, we will."
At publishing time, in addition to the U.S. military being deployed to the border, President Biden also announced plans to build a wall around Texas to keep migrants from getting out.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
EL PASO, TX With the ongoing migrant crisis along the southern border of the United States, President Joe Biden has taken decisive action and announced he is deploying U.S. military personnel to the border to stop the state of Texas from securing the border.
"It's time someone finally did something about this," Biden said. "For far too long, Texas has been causing tremendous harm to the United States. No more! As Commander-In-Chief, I am sending our military to the border immediately to make sure Texas stops securing the border. With this action, it is my hope that…that all of the…millions…that all of the…that the border will be completely…you know…where am I here? Knock it off, Texas!"
Texas leaders have been using a wide range of tactics in a desperate attempt to secure the border and stem the continual flood of illegal migrants crossing the border from Mexico. After a series of warnings from the Biden administration, it seems the federal government has lost its patience. "It's time for Texas to stand down," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Their efforts to secure the border are a clear violation of our violation of immigration law. Texas must stop these attempts to make the country safer. If they don't take immediate steps to put the American people in danger, we will."
At publishing time, in addition to the U.S. military being deployed to the border, President Biden also announced plans to build a wall around Texas to keep migrants from getting out.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
ANOTHER ONE MISCLASSIFIED AS "THE BEE" THAT SHOULD BE "NOT THE BEE"!!!
Simple but inciteful...
I think the elephant really ties the room together
— Ashley St. Clair (@stclairashley) October 2, 2023
Genius 😂 pic.twitter.com/U0FqU52PT3
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) October 2, 2023
— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) September 30, 2023
Biz Ag
Joined:
May 16, 2002
Posts:
25,407
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Smh parents these days 😏 pic.twitter.com/M62ylPJmDz
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) October 1, 2023
[url=https://x.com/LibertyCappy/status/1708624833842462971?s=20]
[/url]
[/url] 
Featured Stories
See All
55:45
1h ago
1.5k
21:36
2d ago
3.3k
No. 13 Aggies dispatch East Texas A&M in Friday's home opener, 87-55
by Olin Buchanan
Keys to the Game: No. 23 Texas A&M vs. Lamar
by Luke Evangelist
TexAgs' TXHSFB Recap: Reviewing our coverage from Week 11
by TexAgs Recruiting
Scouting Report: Texas A&M vs. Lamar
by Tom Schuberth
sultanofshreveport
Longshot - Moronic request for tickets Aggies vs tsips
in Billy Liucci's TexAgs Premium
81