*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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nsfw but lol....

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TyHolden said:

nsfw but lol....




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rynning said:

TyHolden said:

nsfw but lol....





Come get it ****stack!!!

I love that line
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Strange? Sure. But honestly I sort of admire him.

Outnumbered, but know they are ******* who won't do a damn thing? Rip it off and tell them to come get some.
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FrioAg 00 said:

Strange? Sure. But honestly I sort of admire him.

Outnumbered, but know they are ******* who won't do a damn thing? Rip it off and tell them to come get some.
I think it's great. I'd drink a beer with that guy.
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Looks like Erie needs another 2-7 busses a week
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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Missed opportunity
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Biz Ag said:




Mental illness is helluva deal
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aggiejayrod said:

Missed opportunity

Looks like someone stole the luggage of a flamenco dancer.
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checkin in on san francisco:

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This is one of the best memes I've seen in a while. It is so spot on.
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Not sure if these are true but still amusing/scary.

I'm sure somewhere they are true.

Yes, they can vote! Scary!

My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.

Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.

She said, 'you gave me too much money.'

I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'

She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.

I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don't do that kind of thing.'

The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.



Do not confuse the people at MacD's.

We had to have the garage door repaired.

The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.

I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.

He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'

I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'

We haven't used that repairman since...



I live in a semi rural area.

We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.

The reason: 'Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'



IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.

My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco.

She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'

He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.



I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,

'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'

He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'



The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.

I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.

She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.

I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She is a government employee.....



When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a

service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.

We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.

As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.

'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'

His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us, they breed, and they vote…....
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Not sure if these are true but still amusing/scary.

I'm sure somewhere they are true.

Yes, they can vote! Scary!

My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.

Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.

She said, 'you gave me too much money.'

I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'

She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.

I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don't do that kind of thing.'

The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.



Not the exact same, but I gave the cashier a $20 for an $8. something meal and then tried to hand her the exact loose change so I could get all bills back. She said she couldn't do it because she already entered it as $20.

Also have had several times when the cashier didn't have any pennies so they would short me $.04 instead of giving me an extra $.01. I called them on it after it was becoming a habit and she looked at me as if I was robbing the store.

They don't teach counting change in elementary school anymore.
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Also have had several times when the cashier didn't have any pennies so they would short me $.04 instead of giving me an extra $.01. I called them on it after it was becoming a habit and she looked at me as if I was robbing the store.
You NEED to watch "A Man Called Otto" if you haven't. You'll relate big time.
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I needed change for something so I used cash at a McDonalds and did that. Took like 2 minutes to explain it to the cashier.
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