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captkirk said:


Holy *****..

That's a real article...it appears they've changed the headline but the google search still has that...

https://www.google.com/search?q=new+york+times+elections+are+bad+for+democracy&oq=new+york+times+elections+are+bad+for+democracy&aqs=chrome..69i57.10261j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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[url=https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/21/opinion/elections-democracy.html][/url]Opinion | Elections Are Bad for Democracy
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On the eve of the first debate of the 2024 presidential race, trust in government is rivaling historic lows. Officials have been working hard to safeguard elections and assure citizens of their integrity. But if we want public office to have integrity, we might be better off eliminating elections altogether.
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His logic is sound… It essentially creates term limits…
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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King is right. Catturd has jumped the shark of late.
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ravingfans said:


He is the eyes and ears of this place
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annie88 said:




What kind of demon spawn has so many fangs and at least five fingers plus a thumb on it's right hand???
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Biden Awards Hawaii Official Medal Of Honor For Saving Water During Fire

WASHINGTON, D.C. In a heartwarming ceremony, President Joe Biden awarded the prestigious Medal of Honor to Kaleo Manuel for his work conserving water during the deadly Hawaii wildfires.
"When people begged for water to save their homes, their very lives - Mr. Manuel had the courage to stand firm and say 'No'," said President Biden. "That's the kind of climate change warrior this administration wants to honor."
According to reports, Mr. Manuel boldly refused to release water to put out the raging fires because the water could be needed for something more important in the future. "If you quit believing in water conservation the moment your house catches fire, then you don't believe in water conservation at all," said Mr. Manuel in a speech. "We have to start saving water today, and push out those negative voices saying 'I'm burning alive' and 'This is the end'. We have to hold firm if we're going to build an equitable climate for future generations."
President Biden reportedly looks to capitalize on Mr. Manuel's success by placing him in charge of the administration's Climate Action Committee. "We think he has what it takes," said senior aide Lisa Lemon. "We've got to cut off hungry people from inexpensive food, poor people from inexpensive transportation, and light-skinned people from oxygen. Mr. Manuel seems like the perfect fit."
At publishing time, Democrats had announced they would be cutting all drinking water to Hawaii in an effort to save even more water.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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Aggie12B said:






The 16th and 17th did more to reshape this nation than maybe any other Amendments. Totally eliminated the opportunity for checks on federal power.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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maroonthrunthru said:

His logic is sound… It essentially creates term limits…


Yeah it's actually a pretty good article with a purposeful attention-seeking headline
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maroonthrunthru said:

His logic is sound… It essentially creates term limits…
That's actually a fantastic article.....I like his idea.

The only problem is we know people today would claim any test given is racist, even if it is the same one given to immigrants.
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CoppellAg93 said:


. I didn't actually see much coverage of the Hawaii visit. How'd it go?
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ChipFTAC01 said:

CoppellAg93 said:


. I didn't actually see much coverage of the Hawaii visit. How'd it go?


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He's such an embarrassment and his wife is a total c*nt for not protecting her dementia patient. What a horrible wife, for a horrible man.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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ravingfans said:

annie88 said:




What kind of demon spawn has so many fangs and at least five fingers plus a thumb on it's right hand???

We'll, we are talking Stephen King here.
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