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rab79 said:
What hasn't the FBI lied about the past 10 years. It's gotta be at the top of the list of orgs that have to be dismantled, right next to CIA who I pretty firmly believe is at the forefront of the propaganda machine pushing all the leftist insanity on us.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
My daughter is taking part in a social experiment. She has to wear a Kamala 2024 t-shirt for 2 weeks to see how people react. So far she's been spit on, punched and had garbage thrown at her! I'm curious to see what happens when she leaves the house later.
— AlphaFo𝕏 (@Alphafox78) August 9, 2023
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Right up there with getting the DEA to split your firewood
— Tweets By Feds (@SuspectFed) August 9, 2023
Zarathustra said:
Right up there with getting the DEA to split your firewood— Tweets By Feds (@SuspectFed) August 9, 2023
Hey that's pretty smart. On par with using a 3D printer to make lowers to sell at the county gun buy back.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
Oakland Mayor Asks Residents To Blow Air Horn Once To Announce Stabbing, Twice For Shooting https://t.co/yqAzQZ6bne pic.twitter.com/EMO0NNQ9HB
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 9, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
BIDEN: "The Grand Canyon - One of the Earth's nine wonders - Wonders of the world - LITERALLY. Think of that...It's amazing." pic.twitter.com/uGF65uAZVN
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) August 8, 2023
He must be including himself and Kamahahaha...
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
https://t.co/xw9Ef1xaup pic.twitter.com/yaQDJuQEsB
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) August 8, 2023
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#airhorn #oakland #notthebee pic.twitter.com/XonBHKQc8q
— RockWater (@rockwater_) August 8, 2023
Bunch of 'Slack'ers.captkirk said:
— LaShonLuv ❤️🇺🇸 (@LaShonLuv1) August 9, 2023
None of what Biden says here is true pic.twitter.com/eIVkv3Csdy
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 9, 2023
CORRECTION: NONE OF WHAT biden SAYS IS TRUE!!!
— Orwell & Goode (@OrwellNGoode) August 9, 2023
Community Notes are the worst thing to happen to elected officials in recent years 😂😂
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oh no said:#airhorn #oakland #notthebee pic.twitter.com/XonBHKQc8q
— RockWater (@rockwater_) August 8, 2023
Thats not an air horn!! THIS... IS AN AIR HORN!
Biden's corruption goes back a lot longer than just his presidency
Epstein Client List To Be Posted On Threads Where No One Will Ever See It
U.S. The infamous Epstein client list will reportedly be posted on the Threads app today, where no human being will ever see its contents.
"Into the void," said NBC correspondent Ken Matthews. "The list might as well be sitting on the ocean floor."
In addition to the Epstein client list, the government has also reportedly looked into storing its nuclear codes on Threads. "There is simply no place on earth safer from human eyes," said intelligence agent Max Renner. "Trump could post classified documents on Threads all day if he wanted to. It's like whispering into the night. At least, that's what I assume it would be -- I just can't bring myself to actually log into Threads to find out."
According to sources, Threads was designed by Mark Zuckerberg to compete with the company formerly known as Twitter. "No one has seen or heard anything from Threads since," said Mr. Renner. "We're not sure if it's like a bulletin board, or what. Maybe Zuck is on there, but of course, he doesn't count as human."
At publishing time, the Esptein client list was reportedly expected to remain a mystery, forever.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
U.S. The infamous Epstein client list will reportedly be posted on the Threads app today, where no human being will ever see its contents.
"Into the void," said NBC correspondent Ken Matthews. "The list might as well be sitting on the ocean floor."
In addition to the Epstein client list, the government has also reportedly looked into storing its nuclear codes on Threads. "There is simply no place on earth safer from human eyes," said intelligence agent Max Renner. "Trump could post classified documents on Threads all day if he wanted to. It's like whispering into the night. At least, that's what I assume it would be -- I just can't bring myself to actually log into Threads to find out."
According to sources, Threads was designed by Mark Zuckerberg to compete with the company formerly known as Twitter. "No one has seen or heard anything from Threads since," said Mr. Renner. "We're not sure if it's like a bulletin board, or what. Maybe Zuck is on there, but of course, he doesn't count as human."
At publishing time, the Esptein client list was reportedly expected to remain a mystery, forever.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
Impeachment Sequel To Go Straight To DVD
WASHINGTON, D.C. - While Impeachment is a beloved classic that was released in theatres a year ago, the short-awaited sequel Impeachment 2: The Reckoning is going to be released straight to DVD, sources confirmed Tuesday.
Due to budgetary concerns and lack of interest, the movie will skip theatres and go straight to home video. The plot of the new film is said to be a straight rip-off of the first film, but with a lot more crying, posturing, and grandstanding. Many critics have said the new movie is predictable and boring, with some claiming it's entirely pointless.
"Yeah, I mean, the first Impeachment was OK, but did we really need a second one?" wrote movie reviewer Landon Giles. "It's just superfluous at this point. Yeah, yeah, orange man bad, we get it. The big bad guy in this one isn't even the president this time! He's just some private citizen! And all the same old dialogue is rehashed. It's just not fresh anymore."
According to sources, the third Impeachment movie will be directed by Rian Johnson and will feature the impeachment managers being old and bitter on an island while they milk alien cows.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. - While Impeachment is a beloved classic that was released in theatres a year ago, the short-awaited sequel Impeachment 2: The Reckoning is going to be released straight to DVD, sources confirmed Tuesday.
Due to budgetary concerns and lack of interest, the movie will skip theatres and go straight to home video. The plot of the new film is said to be a straight rip-off of the first film, but with a lot more crying, posturing, and grandstanding. Many critics have said the new movie is predictable and boring, with some claiming it's entirely pointless.
"Yeah, I mean, the first Impeachment was OK, but did we really need a second one?" wrote movie reviewer Landon Giles. "It's just superfluous at this point. Yeah, yeah, orange man bad, we get it. The big bad guy in this one isn't even the president this time! He's just some private citizen! And all the same old dialogue is rehashed. It's just not fresh anymore."
According to sources, the third Impeachment movie will be directed by Rian Johnson and will feature the impeachment managers being old and bitter on an island while they milk alien cows.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
Good boy! pic.twitter.com/cXjfGRcmNK
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Hindsight look at the Texas defense (or, why Colin Klein isn't the worst OC ever)
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