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— John Now at Friendster Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) August 3, 2023
I figured it was Lizzo. Why can't you just explain it to me?captkirk said:Google "Lizzo"jkag89 said:captkirk said:
Imma gonna steal that "raise your hand" one.
jkag89 said:I figured it was Lizzo. Why can't you just explain it to me?captkirk said:Google "Lizzo"jkag89 said:captkirk said:
Becuase she's in trouble for pressuring her employees (back up dancers) to take bananas out of stripper's hoohaws while at the club during post concert after parties, to which they've also been pressured to attend for the "good of their careers".
Aggie12B said:
"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Aggie12B said:
"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
annie88 said:“White lives matter” - hate speech
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 4, 2023
“It’s okay to be white” - hate speech
“Try that in a small town” - hate speech
“Kill the white farmers” - It’s just a chant
Shocking video shows South Africa’s black party singing “kill the Boer (Whites), kill the White farmer”
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 31, 2023
This is all downstream from the rotten secular religion of wokeness and CRT plaguing America today.
You have been warned.
WATCH.
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"Just a protest song"? Sure, and a cross burning was just a klan religious ceremony.
Yet all the bull**** that Biden and the Democrats have pushed down on the American people doesn't seem to upset them.
Allrighty then.
Allrighty then.
Just a protest song"? Sure, and a cross burning was just a klan religious ceremony.
Well, it is a lowercase t
Well, it is a lowercase t
IIIHorn said:I cannot care fewer?annie88 said:IIIHorn said:mooney69 said:IIIHorn said:TexAg1987 said:I might could care fewer.IIIHorn said:cecil77 said:IIIHorn said:IrregardlessMostlyHarmless said:cecil77 said:Squadron7 said:IIIHorn said:
has never ran?
Drives me crazy. "Ran" instead of "run".
The other one is "has went" instead of "has gone".
It is all over TV sports announcing now. And way too common on this theoretically college centered forum.
"on accident" instead of "by accident"
"less" instead of "fewer"
I could care less.
I could care fewer.
I might could care fewer, irregardless.
This is wrong twice since the proper usage is "I COULDN'T care less." But I'm assuming you knew that.
I couldn't care fewer.
The problem is the 'could'. If you're saying, you could care less, that means you actually can care less. When you say you couldn't care less that means you couldn't care less. Get it.
Perfect.
Funny because I think he's being 'patriotic'
I’m telling my kids this is the Statue of Liberty pic.twitter.com/OIBS0BPIPr
— Philip Germain (@Philip_Germain) August 4, 2023
— Morgana Le Faye *Patriot *America 1st* 🇺🇸 (@Keltic_Witch) August 4, 2023
not sure if this is funny or not....
Watch Biden… pic.twitter.com/yvP5TgyEEn
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) August 4, 2023
God bless you, Annie.
I fixed the headline for him:
— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) August 5, 2023
In just a few short years, Megyn Kelly went from working for corporate douchebags who tried to ruin her career to launching her own media company and creating one of the top digital shows in the country of which she has full editorial control. She… https://t.co/t9OaPWPTbi
TyHolden said:
not sure if this is funny or not....Watch Biden… pic.twitter.com/yvP5TgyEEn
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) August 4, 2023
Looks exactly like a child angry a sibling is receiving more attention
Holy *****
Pot meet kettle
Pot meet kettle
The United States strongly condemns Russia’s conviction of opposition leader Aleksey Navalny on politically motivated charges. The Kremlin cannot silence the truth. Navalny should be released.
— Secretary Antony Blinken (@SecBlinken) August 4, 2023
I don't remember this, but this is one of many reasons why I do not fly United anymore. They suck ass.
Dave Carroll was a singer-songwriter and a member of the band Sons of Maxwell. In 2008, he flew with United Airlines from Halifax to Omaha, with a layover in Chicago. He checked in his Taylor guitar, which he valued at $3,500, as part of his luggage.
Upon arriving in Omaha, he discovered that his guitar was broken, apparently due to mishandling by the baggage handlers. He contacted United Airlines to file a claim, but faced indifference and bureaucracy. They informed him that he had missed the 24-hour window to report the damage and was not eligible for compensation.
In his attempts to escalate his complaint to various managers and executives, he received no satisfactory response or resolution. Frustrated, he decided to take matters into his own hands and wrote a song called "United Breaks Guitars", recording it with his band and posting it on YouTube.
The song quickly went viral and had a significant impact on United Airlines' reputation and customer satisfaction. Within four weeks of the video's release, United Airlines' stock price fell 10%, costing stockholders about $180 million in value.
Dave Carroll was a singer-songwriter and a member of the band Sons of Maxwell. In 2008, he flew with United Airlines from Halifax to Omaha, with a layover in Chicago. He checked in his Taylor guitar, which he valued at $3,500, as part of his luggage.
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) August 4, 2023
Upon arriving in Omaha, he… pic.twitter.com/6z6j0Ddkrf
Dave Carroll was a singer-songwriter and a member of the band Sons of Maxwell. In 2008, he flew with United Airlines from Halifax to Omaha, with a layover in Chicago. He checked in his Taylor guitar, which he valued at $3,500, as part of his luggage.
Upon arriving in Omaha, he discovered that his guitar was broken, apparently due to mishandling by the baggage handlers. He contacted United Airlines to file a claim, but faced indifference and bureaucracy. They informed him that he had missed the 24-hour window to report the damage and was not eligible for compensation.
In his attempts to escalate his complaint to various managers and executives, he received no satisfactory response or resolution. Frustrated, he decided to take matters into his own hands and wrote a song called "United Breaks Guitars", recording it with his band and posting it on YouTube.
The song quickly went viral and had a significant impact on United Airlines' reputation and customer satisfaction. Within four weeks of the video's release, United Airlines' stock price fell 10%, costing stockholders about $180 million in value.
Wasn't it also United that forcefully removed and bloodied a surgeon heading home to perform a survey on a patient because they overbooked the flight?
Carlo4 said:
Wasn't it also United that forcefully removed and bloodied a surgeon heading home to perform a survey on a patient because they overbooked the flight?
Yup.
I used to love continental, and then when I went to United at first, they were OK and they just gradually went downhill.
I think this is what you're talking about? It was on the same thread.
On April 9, 2017, #unitedbreaksguitars trended on Twitter.
— Archeology and History (@archehistory) August 4, 2023
This was following the release of a video that showed United Airlines physically forcing a passenger, Dr. David Dao, off Flight 3411 in order to make room for crew members who were needed at a different airport the… pic.twitter.com/7HFnZPS4LZ
Alex Jones Ordered To Pay Frog Community $4.1 Million For Calling Them Gay https://t.co/PGdhYOxH4j pic.twitter.com/0iaQGh6TW5
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 4, 2023
Gotta see see Wopner.
Kim Peek was an American savant born with an abnormally large head and serious developmental challenges. Doctors discovered that the bundle of nerves connecting the two hemispheres of his brain was missing. They considered him mentally retarded and advised his parents to send him… pic.twitter.com/d4AosrLYxz
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) August 4, 2023
Good riddance to bad rubbish. @catturd2
— john (@johnhackerla) August 4, 2023
meme by @DavarEchad & me pic.twitter.com/oGDKsW6TYF
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) August 4, 2023
If you think Obama didn’t know about the Biden crime family’s corruption, you’re either a moron, or a psychopath. Get help.
— Dan Bongino (@dbongino) August 3, 2023
Community note on a parody account that's clearly labeled parody. 😂😂😂10 million views. https://t.co/tdKeF76KPR
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) August 5, 2023
WELCOME TO THE FRAUD SQUAD! pic.twitter.com/jAMcbykCbG
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) August 4, 2023
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