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ravingfans said:
So much this. The left tells black people that being black is the most important thing in their life. Then they tell them being black is the biggest thing holding them back because racism. You obviously can't stop being black but you can stop letting the left define what it means to be black. The left doesn't mean well and they don't have you're best interest in mind. They mean to control you and keep you dependent on them. Stop giving them what they want.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) July 30, 2023
— Orwell & Goode (@OrwellNGoode) July 31, 2023
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) July 31, 2023
how she still singing???
Cardi B has a drink thrown at her onstage. She throws her🎤 exposing her lip sync. pic.twitter.com/5O3KV8p7bT
— AlphaFo𝕏 (@Alphafox78) July 31, 2023
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My high school girlfriend dumped me because I was mowing lawns and found another guy who got a job at Abercrombie.
— Nick Huber (@sweatystartup) July 30, 2023
I made about 10x the money he did back then.
They went on to get married. He went on to found a hedge fund & makes 5x the money I do now.
She made the right call.
Police Investigating Corpse That Washed Up On Delaware Beach https://t.co/sttYGI86Ef pic.twitter.com/IEBTz1AdSz
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 31, 2023
Zarathustra said:My high school girlfriend dumped me because I was mowing lawns and found another guy who got a job at Abercrombie.
— Nick Huber (@sweatystartup) July 30, 2023
I made about 10x the money he did back then.
They went on to get married. He went on to found a hedge fund & makes 5x the money I do now.
She made the right call.
How did you find another guy working at ambercrombies when your so busy mowing lawns?
I kid…I kid. Obviously my grammar ain't so good neither.
"If I told you we would beat texas you would say I was braggin'. If I told you we won't beat 'em, I'd be lyin' to you".
-Texas A&M Head footbal coach Emory Bellard's response to a reporter before the game, 1975.
this girl has been all over twitter for lambasting men for not appreciating the fact that she makes her ass smell good for them....
If you want to be scolded, watch this 👇pic.twitter.com/3eHrq73rFQ
— AlphaFo𝕏 (@Alphafox78) July 31, 2023
Almost 80 years later and this hasn't changed.
TyHolden said:
this girl has been all over twitter for lambasting men for not appreciating the fact that she makes her ass smell good for them....If you want to be scolded, watch this 👇pic.twitter.com/3eHrq73rFQ
— AlphaFo𝕏 (@Alphafox78) July 31, 2023
I don't know what I just watched but I do know that she's an absolute beating.
The man knew his stuff.hunter2012 said:
Almost 80 years later and this hasn't changed.
I ♥️ Canada pic.twitter.com/95321VIi8r
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 31, 2023
Making an emotional video about people being too emotional?
Strangely trying to take the role of "boss b*tch" while also taking time out to flirt her hair, play up feminine and submissive body language?
She's not near pretty enough to be that much of a man hater and still expect success.
Strangely trying to take the role of "boss b*tch" while also taking time out to flirt her hair, play up feminine and submissive body language?
She's not near pretty enough to be that much of a man hater and still expect success.
meh - she's milking her last few years of surgically enabled relevancy. The looks are fading and the sag is beginning. *****y and bitter likely doesn't play out well for her future.FrioAg 00 said:
Making an emotional video about people being too emotional?
Strangely trying to take the role of "boss b*tch" while also taking time out to flirt her hair, play up feminine and submissive body language?
She's not near pretty enough to be that much of a man hater and still expect success.
TyHolden said:
this girl has been all over twitter for lambasting men for not appreciating the fact that she makes her ass smell good for them....If you want to be scolded, watch this 👇pic.twitter.com/3eHrq73rFQ
— AlphaFo𝕏 (@Alphafox78) July 31, 2023
I could get behind this idea.
I don't think you guys get it.TyHolden said:
this girl has been all over twitter for lambasting men for not appreciating the fact that she makes her ass smell good for them....If you want to be scolded, watch this 👇pic.twitter.com/3eHrq73rFQ
— AlphaFo𝕏 (@Alphafox78) July 31, 2023
If this is a parody of how to make your wife / girlfriend throw things at you, kick you out of your house / apartment, and then start throwing your stuff out the window, it's spot on.
Try this with your significant other the next time she is really upset, and report back to the board.
— BigMcLrgHuge (@BigMcLrgHuge) July 31, 2023
I did a little research trying to understand why their are so many black on Asian attacks in San Francisco
— Jake Shields (@jakeshieldsajj) July 30, 2023
I’m embarrassed that I didn’t see the obvious answer that it’s white supremacy pic.twitter.com/KGiapg1mcJ
Dammit, bigots.
Oh - I think we get that it's a compilation of things stereotypically said by men to women… it's just …devoid of purpose. Humor? Poignancy? Rhetoric? Nah. Spite directed vaguely at an entire demographic? I guess…?
TyHolden said:
how she still singing???Cardi B has a drink thrown at her onstage. She throws her🎤 exposing her lip sync. pic.twitter.com/5O3KV8p7bT
— AlphaFo𝕏 (@Alphafox78) July 31, 2023
Maybe she is singing out of her backside???
bruh pic.twitter.com/Aua1sMMWsu
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) July 31, 2023
Let Bill Barr know that the highest bridge in the United States is the Royal Gorge Bridge in Canon City, Colorado.
— Savannah (@BasedSavannah) July 30, 2023
Former Attorney General Bill Barr says he will 'jump off' a bridge if Donald Trump wins 2024 GOP primaries.annie88 said:Let Bill Barr know that the highest bridge in the United States is the Royal Gorge Bridge in Canon City, Colorado.
— Savannah (@BasedSavannah) July 30, 2023
"I have made clear that I strongly oppose Trump for the nomination and will not endorse Trump," Barr said.
When he was asked how he would vote in the 2024 election, Barr said:
"I'll jump off that bridge when I get to it."
No, you'll be dead from jumping off the bridge from the primaries. So you'll vote for Biden.
Martin Q. Blank said:Former Attorney General Bill Barr says he will 'jump off' a bridge if Donald Trump wins 2024 GOP primaries.annie88 said:Let Bill Barr know that the highest bridge in the United States is the Royal Gorge Bridge in Canon City, Colorado.
— Savannah (@BasedSavannah) July 30, 2023
"I have made clear that I strongly oppose Trump for the nomination and will not endorse Trump," Barr said.
When he was asked how he would vote in the 2024 election, Barr said:
"I'll jump off that bridge when I get to it."
No, you'll be dead from jumping off the bridge from the primaries. So you'll vote for Biden.
F Bill Barr. He'd rather we stay under this a$$ clown we have now? That's why republicans suck and lose elections. No party loyalty at all. None. The democrats vote for whoever is in the election, dead or alive, but republicans would rather lose than vote for someone they "don't like". Just F you, Barr.
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