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ALL DAY, EVERYDAY

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i don't know why this is so funny...

Day 11 Training for the Zuck Fight:

No training today, it was picture day at Twitter!

These donuts are tasting better than ever. pic.twitter.com/vDzulsfC6S
— Elon Musk (Parody) (@ElonMuskAOC) July 3, 2023

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PSA: If You Own Any Libs, Remember To Bring Them Inside And Calm Them Down During July 4 Celebrations https://t.co/tTeROHRnVc pic.twitter.com/l0wEI6NalJ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 4, 2023

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Global warming will cause your dog to turn against you. pic.twitter.com/WZ0HlttjRE
— @amuse (@amuse) July 4, 2023

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Along with an email from Easier Eats, canvas print, ADT and Camp Lejune lawyers for every day of your life.

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It’s 4th of July Eve and somewhere Biden is telling his grand kid to put out cookies and milk for Santa. Chill out - I’m obviously just kidding because he doesn’t talk to his grandkid.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) July 4, 2023

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It's time for @elonmusk to ban all parody accounts on Twitter.

If he won't do it, I'll ask Congress to act.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) (@AOCpressTwo) July 4, 2023

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According to the Cantaloupe News the White House this July 4th issued a revised version of The Constitution that begins with "We/They the people..."

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annie88 said:
Two words: TERM LIMITS pic.twitter.com/LsW3a5uvFF
— Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 (@ProudElephantUS) July 3, 2023

Three more words: OWNED BY CHINA

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WoMD said:
annie88 said:
So a 25% tip apparently not good enough, it's all about your house.

How much would you be willing to tip for a $20 pizza? pic.twitter.com/SPjP9iifC4
— AlphaFox (@Alphafox78) July 3, 2023

Oh man, I wouldn't have let him run away like that, getting that **** you in there on the way. That's a conversation that would continue. What a dick.

I'd just get him fired

"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
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That's a 25% tip… more than fair

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Joe Biden will not release the remaining JFK documents citing national security risks. Can someone please tell me what national security secrets can possibly be at risk? Everyone involved is dead. pic.twitter.com/QT7ry51rzw
— TMK (@TheMagaKing) July 4, 2023

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SpreadsheetAg said:
That's a 25% tip… more than fair

25% is in exceptional service territory. I certainly didn't see that.

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Spooked By Fireworks, Biden Pees On Carpet, Disappears In The Woods Behind The White House https://t.co/gRLsSGdk38 pic.twitter.com/lLSeN1fIdc
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 4, 2023

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Shoutout to Joey Chestnut but everyone knows Kamala is the G.O.A.T. pic.twitter.com/T92Et6B1Hh
— Les White (@realLesWhite) July 4, 2023

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Running Short On Funds For A July 4th Barbecue, Man Opens The Family Safe To Retrieve The 16 Cents He Saved Last Year https://t.co/C2uKvki3UP pic.twitter.com/M6OU7rs1JZ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 4, 2023

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u stole the milk from cows to make ur ice cream checkmate https://t.co/HCiBYMVTtl
— Ashley St. Clair (@stclairashley) July 4, 2023

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