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Not Funny, but definitely political
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Once Again, not funny, but definitely political
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Biden Boasts How Well He Has Handled Ukrainian Economy
In Show Of Solidarity With Ukraine, Biden Cancels 2024 U.S. Elections
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Trump Indicted In New York For Eating Pizza Cooked In Wood-Burning Oven

NEW YORK, NY Former President Donald Trump continues to find himself on the receiving end of serious legal charges after being indicted in New York for eating pizza cooked in a wood-burning oven.
"He must face justice for this heinous act," said New York City Mayor Eric Adams. "Everyone knows wood-burning pizza ovens are a danger to public safety and pose the most immediate threat to our democracy. President Trump must learn he is not above the law."
In recordings leaked to CNN, Trump can be heard talking about how much he's enjoying the authentic, New York pizza he's eating. Audible gasps could be heard in the CNN studio as the audio was played. "This is one of the more disturbing things I've ever heard," said news anchor Jake Tapper. "And that's saying something because I hear Anderson Cooper's voice every day."
Trump was officially indicted for the crime and was expected to arrive back in New York for arraignment next week. The former president defiantly addressed the indictment in a post to his Truth Social account. "THE DEEP STATE AND THE RADICAL LEFT ARE AT IT AGAIN," he said. "FIRST IT WAS RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA, THEN IMPEACHMENT HOAX #1, THEN IMPEACHMENT HOAX #2, NOW THIS! REMEMBER, THEY'RE COMING AFTER YOUR PIZZA, I'M JUST STANDING IN THEIR WAY! WITCH HUNT!"
At publishing time, federal prosecutors had reportedly intensified their investigation after it was learned Trump was in possession of a wood-burning pizza oven at his home in Trump Tower.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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ALL DAY, EVERYDAY
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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This is how you do it.


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In reply to Ag with kids • 8:49a, 6/29/23
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Fuzzy Dunlop said:
annie88 said:
Bandwagon generation.


But the other 80% will become LBJLMNOPH (H is for a hermaphrodite), just as soon as they can find some cute size 14 pumps.
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Not political but I laughed.


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annie88 said:


She kind of looks like jigsaw


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Great response.

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Getting ready for the 4th!!

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Future TexAger

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aggiedata said:
Getting ready for the 4th!!

LMAO!
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Getting ready for the 4th!!

LMAO!


If you have cut-rate car insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. Be better protected from mayhem, like me.
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Democrats Devastated As Supreme Court Bans Racism
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7 Simple Ways To Get Away With A Massive Foreign Bribery Scheme

The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of helpful tips to get away with your foreign bribery scheme scott-free.
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  • Use your kindergarten-level painting skills and sell art as a cover: Nobody will ever suspect anything.
  • Take an entire hard drive's worth of pictures of yourself committing disgusting acts: Might be embarrassing if someone finds it, but at least it distracts from the bribery.
  • Get one of your immediate family members elected to a powerful office: Like your father, for one completely random example.
  • If anyone accuses you of anything, just tell them you're a drug addict: They can't come after you if you're the real victim.
  • Always have a global pandemic, war, or tragedy on hand: Creating a diversion is the key to staying under the radar.
  • Have the capability to make any potential witnesses "disappear": Nobody can blow the whistle on you if they're... um, "disappeared."
  • Be a Democrat: Being a member of the right party means you'll never be held accountable.
    • [/ol]It's that easy. Follow those suggestions, and you'll never get caught but rest easy, even if everyone finds out what you've been doing, you'll never face any consequences whatsoever! Have fun, kiddo!

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    aggiedata said:
    Getting ready for the 4th!!

    The Griswolds are back!
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    Demosthenes81 said:
    Future TexAger



    Better look.


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    In reply to PLUM LOCO • 1:25p, 6/29/23
    PLUM LOCO said:
    aggiedata said:
    Getting ready for the 4th!!

    LMAO!
    The only thing funnier would have been for a "Before" and "After" picture.

    I want to see what that car and lawn look like further in the video.
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