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— 🏛 Aristophanes 🏛 (@Aristos_Revenge) June 24, 2023
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Liberal policies are so good, and you can tell because a new study conducted on Californians reveal that 40% of residents there say they want to leave the state. Meanwhile, black Californians are staying because they were promised reparations.😂Reparations!
— Ron Milner (@RonMilnerBoodle) June 24, 2023
The only people I trust for accurate geopolitical news right now are dudes on Twitter whose pinned tweet says something like "Crypto trading grindset, sign up now for my six week course..."
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) June 24, 2023
The best commercial in all of history pic.twitter.com/zo5pMYdbrL
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) June 24, 2023
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
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Ronald Reagan
LMAO!
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WTH is this?? 😂pic.twitter.com/8IIgxgmjdi
— Figen (@TheFigen_) June 24, 2023
Not sure, but her horns are about to bust loose!
T-sip Silver Spurs introducing their new gender fluid uniforms
An equipment malfunction here could kill somebody.
Talk about THO's!
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
aggie93 said:The best commercial in all of history pic.twitter.com/zo5pMYdbrL
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) June 24, 2023
I have to admit, it really got me with the "free parking in the rear".
New Study Finds Bizarre Connection Between Being Liberal And Having Giant, Googly Eyes
DOJ Finds No Evidence Of Bribery In Photo Of Biden Holding Sign Reading 'Will Trade Political Favors 4 Cash'
WASHINGTON, D.C. The Department of Justice announced they have found zero evidence of bribery in a photograph of Hunter Biden carrying a bag of cash next to President Biden holding a sign that reads, "Will Trade Political Favors 4 Cash."
"Welp, no trace of bribery here," said Attorney General Merrick Garland, ripping up the photo. "Total nothing-burger."
The Department of Justice promised to review the photograph for any possible evidence of bribery after a whistle-blower made the image public. "We really looked it over, but I just can't find anything suspicious about Biden holding a sign that offers to accept bribes," said FBI Agent Ron Daniels. "There is simply nothing incriminating about Hunter standing next to him with a giant bag of cash. I don't know what people expect us to do with this."
The White House assured the American public that the judiciary remained politically neutral, and would show no bias towards the President's son. "Attorney General Garland met up with Hunter for a nice steak dinner right after Hunter's plea deal to reiterate the DOJ's impartiality," said Press Secretary Karine Jeanne-Pierre. "While several sources reported that Hunter offered Mr. Garland some crack cocaine as a thank-you, we have been assured by the DOJ that no crime was committed at the dinner. With that said, all questions, as always, can be referred to someone else."
At publishing time, the IRS had reviewed Hunter's deduction of prostitute payments from his taxes, and determined there was "no sign of any tax fraud whatsoever."
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. The Department of Justice announced they have found zero evidence of bribery in a photograph of Hunter Biden carrying a bag of cash next to President Biden holding a sign that reads, "Will Trade Political Favors 4 Cash."
"Welp, no trace of bribery here," said Attorney General Merrick Garland, ripping up the photo. "Total nothing-burger."
The Department of Justice promised to review the photograph for any possible evidence of bribery after a whistle-blower made the image public. "We really looked it over, but I just can't find anything suspicious about Biden holding a sign that offers to accept bribes," said FBI Agent Ron Daniels. "There is simply nothing incriminating about Hunter standing next to him with a giant bag of cash. I don't know what people expect us to do with this."
The White House assured the American public that the judiciary remained politically neutral, and would show no bias towards the President's son. "Attorney General Garland met up with Hunter for a nice steak dinner right after Hunter's plea deal to reiterate the DOJ's impartiality," said Press Secretary Karine Jeanne-Pierre. "While several sources reported that Hunter offered Mr. Garland some crack cocaine as a thank-you, we have been assured by the DOJ that no crime was committed at the dinner. With that said, all questions, as always, can be referred to someone else."
At publishing time, the IRS had reviewed Hunter's deduction of prostitute payments from his taxes, and determined there was "no sign of any tax fraud whatsoever."
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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Your terms are acceptable.
The liberal angst, anger, and tears is worth the watch.
Don't watch hockey then you whiney bitches... https://t.co/L0Oejlwa3f
— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) June 24, 2023
Not satire. https://t.co/p1Ly9oqxdt
— Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) June 25, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
A heartbeat away…TyHolden said:Kamala: "Let's always take a moment to also see what we have achieved thus far, while we clearly see the moment that we are presently in. So we have achieved a lot." pic.twitter.com/IEf3rN5Tzb
— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) June 23, 2023
Unbelievable.
justcallmeharry said:Not satire. https://t.co/p1Ly9oqxdt
— Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) June 25, 2023
Any chance she was also doing a study on irony?
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