Anthropologists Now Believe All-Female Amazon Tribe Collapsed Because Nobody Could Get Any Jars Open https://t.co/iDvXuh7Io7
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 16, 2023
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ravingfans said:
Yikes!
A mere sign outside a store means women are prohibited entryravingfans said:
A cop can shoot you if he thinks he saw you reach for your woman
ravingfans said:
And if they keep on passing more restrictive laws it'll end up that only criminals will have women.
For Father's Day, Hunter Negotiates 12% For The Big Guy
WASHINGTON D.C. In a touching Father's Day gesture, Hunter Biden has negotiated for twelve percent of incoming bribes from foreign governments to go to his Dad.
"It means the world to me," said an emotional President Biden. "Well, more accurately, it means about $2.3 million in my bank account."
According to White House sources, Hunter wanted to do something extra special this year to show President Biden how much he appreciated being shielded from DOJ investigations. "Dad really came through this year," said Hunter. "I literally handed the FBI a film of myself committing felonies, and not a peep. I don't know how he does it, that doddering old weirdo! Anyhow, 'The Big Guy' has earned himself an extra two percent of my bribery -- er, consulting money."
Hunter Biden will also reportedly take his father out for a nice Father's Day lunch at the Han Palace. "It will be nice to have a quiet lunch with just me, Dad, and several high-level members of the Chinese Communist Party," said Hunter. "I did request they bring in some different waitresses for our lunch though. Last time it was super disappointing - nothing but yellows."
At publishing time, President Biden had declined a Father's Day call from one of his grandkids, as he wasn't sure if it was from the one he pretends doesn't exist.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON D.C. In a touching Father's Day gesture, Hunter Biden has negotiated for twelve percent of incoming bribes from foreign governments to go to his Dad.
"It means the world to me," said an emotional President Biden. "Well, more accurately, it means about $2.3 million in my bank account."
According to White House sources, Hunter wanted to do something extra special this year to show President Biden how much he appreciated being shielded from DOJ investigations. "Dad really came through this year," said Hunter. "I literally handed the FBI a film of myself committing felonies, and not a peep. I don't know how he does it, that doddering old weirdo! Anyhow, 'The Big Guy' has earned himself an extra two percent of my bribery -- er, consulting money."
Hunter Biden will also reportedly take his father out for a nice Father's Day lunch at the Han Palace. "It will be nice to have a quiet lunch with just me, Dad, and several high-level members of the Chinese Communist Party," said Hunter. "I did request they bring in some different waitresses for our lunch though. Last time it was super disappointing - nothing but yellows."
At publishing time, President Biden had declined a Father's Day call from one of his grandkids, as he wasn't sure if it was from the one he pretends doesn't exist.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
I regret to inform you that Joe Biden is trying to talk about AR-15s again. His level of ignorance is astounding.
BIDEN: "Put a pistol on a brace, it turns into a gun makes it more you can have a higher-caliber weapon, higher-caliber bullet coming out of that gun!"
Courtesy of Not The Bee
BIDEN: "Put a pistol on a brace, it turns into a gun — makes it more — you can have a higher-caliber weapon, higher-caliber bullet coming out of that gun!" pic.twitter.com/kVIguUATau
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) June 17, 2023
BIDEN: "Put a pistol on a brace, it turns into a gun makes it more you can have a higher-caliber weapon, higher-caliber bullet coming out of that gun!"
Courtesy of Not The Bee
John Fetterman is such a mess than even Joe Biden is starting to get visibly uncomfortable with it
ALL DAY, EVERYDAY
StrykerAg said:
A cop can shoot you if he thinks he saw you reach for your woman
Or his
Mooney69
Black fathers are often portrayed as absent or distant, but that isn’t what most people experience, according to both data and Black dads themselves. Such biased portrayals are often based on who is telling the story. https://t.co/7Rtw2Bna9R
— CNN (@CNN) June 18, 2023
Not so much the Tweet but that it didn't turn out how CNN hoped after getting Community Noted
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