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Ags4DaWin said:

Not scared of her or girls in general....Scared of rape and sexual assault charges. Sorry lady...yall are not worth the risk.
The point......you completely missed it.

I suggest you go to her TikTok and watch her makeup tutorial. If you don't understand after that, you're hopeless.
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nortex97 said:

I still can't believe the propaganda folks put this out.


Inflation is going down in the same way the gov "cuts" spending...
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Can't wait for AOC to attack Muslims like she did Christian conservative.

Oh wait…

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CHAT GPT


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Well, we don't have to worry about that level of AI taking over the world, just stinking it up.
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FrioAg 00 said:

nortex97 said:

I still can't believe the propaganda folks put this out.




They truly have no grasp of even basic economics

If inflation is still above wage growth, families continue to lose breathing room. They just may be losing it at a slower rate than they were a year ago.


Yea inflation sucks a little less but is still really bad !
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Houston Lee said:

CHAT GPT





This is why I fully expect the robots to win. We have the early version of this amazing technology and we use it to write an homage to farts.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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TyHolden said:

this girl said something...


She was talking???
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Biden Announces By 2025 All Wildfires Must Be Electric
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ALL DAY, EVERYDAY
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Someone hasn't read the graffiti in Pompeii. The human species' dedication to vulgarity is eternal.
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Houston Lee said:

CHAT GPT



My cousin wrote a song about funny farts that is very similar to this, and posted the lyrics on Facebook. I guarantee you it was one of the sources. There is about 10% verbatim overlap.
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BusterAg said:

Houston Lee said:

CHAT GPT



My cousin wrote a song about funny farts that is very similar to this, and posted the lyrics on Facebook. I guarantee you it was one of the sources. There is about 10% verbatim overlap.
CHAT GPT Takes this song to the next level:


Write a rock song about lighting farts on fire gone wrong:

(Verse 1)
In a small town bar, a legend was told,
'Bout a daredevil hero, his courage bold,
He believed in a power that defied the norm,
To light his own farts, he would bring the storm.

(Pre-Chorus)
With a flicker of mischief in his wild-eyed gaze,
He stepped up to the challenge, ready to amaze,
But little did he know, the consequences dire,
His fiery experiment would set his world on fire.

(Chorus)
Lighting farts on fire, a dangerous game,
A fool's pursuit for momentary fame,
In a blaze of glory, he went up in smoke,
A cautionary tale, this fiery joke.

(Verse 2)
With a clenched fist and laughter all around,
He struck the match, the room astound,
A spark ignited, the crowd held its breath,
But the fire spread quickly, beyond what he'd expect.

(Bridge)
The flames climbed higher, consuming the stage,
Panic filled the air, the crowd in a rage,
What was once a prank turned into a fight,
As chaos erupted, and darkness embraced the night.

(Chorus)
Lighting farts on fire, a dangerous game,
A fool's pursuit for momentary fame,
In a blaze of glory, he went up in smoke,
A cautionary tale, this fiery joke.

(Verse 3)
As the smoke cleared, the wreckage unveiled,
A lesson learned, and a life derailed,
Regrets now lingered in the burnt remains,
Of a misguided dream gone up in flames.

(Pre-Chorus)
The daredevil hero was left with no choice,
To rebuild his life, find a brand-new voice,
For in the ashes of his fiery blight,
He vowed to rise, like a phoenix taking flight.

(Chorus)
Lighting farts on fire, a dangerous game,
A fool's pursuit for momentary fame,
In a blaze of glory, he went up in smoke,
A cautionary tale, this fiery joke.

(Outro)
So remember this tale, as cautionary as can be,
Don't play with fire, or fate you may not see,
For the legend lives on, a warning we'll convey,
Let's find safer ways to rock and roll each day.
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Geralt of Rivia said:




So a company that is getting these people out of our state? Sounds pretty based to me
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Every Leftist has a terminal case of Selma Envy.

This is why e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g they do...to them...is the great crusade of our times.
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