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I would strangely look forward to a speech from Kamala on AI. Mostly, her trying to explain what she thinks AI is.
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AI could 100% replace Kamala's speech writers' jobs right now and it would be good for her.
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buzzardb267 said:

Got it....



For some reason this reminded me of the old parody Delta commercial, "we got you covered like a Jimmy cap."

(NSFW)


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Truth.


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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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annie88 said:


That picture looks like the passengers on the freaking Wall-e space ship




Minus the space chairs
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MostlyHarmless said:

buzzardb267 said:

Got it....



For some reason this reminded me of the old parody Delta commercial, "we got you covered like a Jimmy cap."

(NSFW)





Spirit could just copy that commercial. Save money by just writing Spirit over Delta and they're done
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Someone's entitlement is showing.

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Well, looks like they sold 10 beers at least

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Be careful who you let your mouthy wife start a fight for you with:






And if the whole golfer group is giving off heavy "Goldberg Vibes" maybe just walk away
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The gentleman's sport!
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justcallmeharry said:



"KENNEDY: "You can't tell me. Either that or you won't."


Kennedy is awesome!!

A few great responses:












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I love how the woman gets her man knocked out about midway through...throws a bottle/can at the guy in the pink shirt then throws her hands up like she is gonna do something as she backs away....totally confident that because she has female privilege she is immune to any sort of physical consequences for ****ty behavior and assaulting someone.

The guy in the pink shirt says "can't hit a woman...so I am gonna knock out ur man" and proceeds to cold clock him.

For all the white knights out there....I am not saying you should ever hit a woman....but sometimes there are reasons a woman might need a little lesson from the original James bond

If that woman had gotten a little slap from Sean Connery on an occasion or two she might have developed a little higher sense of propriety and not behaved in such a way that got her man cold clocked like a little punk.
[And yes this is sarcasm]
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FrioAg 00 said:

Be careful who you let your mouthy wife start a fight for you with:






And if the whole golfer group is giving off heavy "Goldberg Vibes" maybe just walk away
Looks like caddyshack
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