Disney Execs Baffled That Mario Movie Made $1 Billion Without Any Trans Goombas https://t.co/fmgaqrVFLY pic.twitter.com/VSVTTdrCz8
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 1, 2023
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He changed his mind.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/1B8dHVlC8D
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 30, 2023
TequilaMockingbird said:— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) April 18, 2023
Tried that in college. Didn't work.
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) May 2, 2023
What causes this? pic.twitter.com/wekUgUPsAW
— Felix Rex (@navyhato) May 2, 2023
Democrats Announce New Policies To Fix All Of The Problems Caused By Their Old Policies https://t.co/JQwvy2hgoM
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 2, 2023
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Not that funny...
Former CIA Deputy Director Mike Morell on Antony Blinken’s role in the Hunter Biden letter:
— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) May 2, 2023
Q: But, prior to [Secretary Blinken’s] call, you – you did not have any intent to write this statement?
MORELL: I did not.
Q: Okay. So his call triggered –
MORELL: It did, yes.
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JEAN-PIERRE: "The President's goal...We need an immigration system...that's modernized...
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) May 2, 2023
Do it differently, certainly, than it was done in the last administration."
He has definitely done it differently. pic.twitter.com/WDixnoaxUp
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Who's with me? 🇺🇦 pic.twitter.com/n13T27PXfI
— LivePDDave 🇺🇸 (@LivePDDave1) May 1, 2023
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justcallmeharry said:JEAN-PIERRE: "The President's goal...We need an immigration system...that's modernized...
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) May 2, 2023
Do it differently, certainly, than it was done in the last administration."
He has definitely done it differently. pic.twitter.com/WDixnoaxUp
I love that look at the end.Biz Ag said:He changed his mind.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/1B8dHVlC8D
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 30, 2023
We are doomed...
Because bringing in a drag queen is going to attract all the right kinds of recruits https://t.co/E2n2Cu74wc
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) May 2, 2023
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Thank you Dylan Mulvaney for shining a light on mental illness…
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) May 2, 2023
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The trans crap is all nonsense. A smokescreen.
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) May 2, 2023
Bank failures, rampant crime, a wide open border, gun grabbers, our sidewalks befouled with needles and human waste, mass fentanyl deaths, China ready to take Taiwan, and a possibly impaired president. These are the real problems.
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"We didn't think we had to"
No *****
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Crv7Bx4gR0v/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
No *****
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Crv7Bx4gR0v/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
“Houston, we have a problem!”
— Melissa Chen (@MsMelChen) May 2, 2023
“What is it?”
“ …. Shouldn’t you already know?!” pic.twitter.com/U225byaAJI
White House Announces Illegal Immigration Has Decreased 90 Percent Since They Redefined It https://t.co/RfT5FjluNg pic.twitter.com/a95MIaakGi
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 2, 2023
Having spent 12 months on large Navy ships, I could see a drag queen helping them with recruiting.Quote:
I will now be forever pronouncing this as Di-Lonjustcallmeharry said:Thank you Dylan Mulvaney for shining a light on mental illness…
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) May 2, 2023
The world needs mean tweets
My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA
Trump 2024
My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA
Trump 2024
Only Democrats can fix this. https://t.co/excZp4WZUb
— Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) May 2, 2023
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Ain't that the truth.
Title 42 ends in NINE days.
— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) May 2, 2023
The last line of defense to stop rampant illegal immigration.
Joe Biden has no real plan.
But his White House wants you to believe illegal immigration is down 90%.
Unbelievable.
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