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Disney Execs Baffled That Mario Movie Made $1 Billion Without Any Trans Goombas https://t.co/fmgaqrVFLY pic.twitter.com/VSVTTdrCz8
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 1, 2023

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He changed his mind.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/1B8dHVlC8D
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 30, 2023

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In reply to TequilaMockingbird • 11:11a, 5/2/23

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TequilaMockingbird said:
pic.twitter.com/ehdqccxRdm
— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) April 18, 2023

Tried that in college. Didn't work.

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pic.twitter.com/TLdfshixP4
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) May 2, 2023

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What causes this? pic.twitter.com/wekUgUPsAW
— Felix Rex (@navyhato) May 2, 2023

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Democrats Announce New Policies To Fix All Of The Problems Caused By Their Old Policies https://t.co/JQwvy2hgoM
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 2, 2023

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Not that funny...

Former CIA Deputy Director Mike Morell on Antony Blinken’s role in the Hunter Biden letter:

Q: But, prior to [Secretary Blinken’s] call, you – you did not have any intent to write this statement?

MORELL: I did not.

Q: Okay. So his call triggered –

MORELL: It did, yes.
— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) May 2, 2023

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JEAN-PIERRE: "The President's goal...We need an immigration system...that's modernized...

Do it differently, certainly, than it was done in the last administration."

He has definitely done it differently. pic.twitter.com/WDixnoaxUp
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) May 2, 2023

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Who's with me? 🇺🇦 pic.twitter.com/n13T27PXfI
— LivePDDave 🇺🇸 (@LivePDDave1) May 1, 2023

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In reply to justcallmeharry • 1:04p, 5/2/23

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justcallmeharry said:
JEAN-PIERRE: "The President's goal...We need an immigration system...that's modernized...

Do it differently, certainly, than it was done in the last administration."

He has definitely done it differently. pic.twitter.com/WDixnoaxUp
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) May 2, 2023

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In reply to Biz Ag • 1:15p, 5/2/23

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Biz Ag said:
He changed his mind.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/1B8dHVlC8D
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 30, 2023

I love that look at the end.

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We are doomed...

Because bringing in a drag queen is going to attract all the right kinds of recruits https://t.co/E2n2Cu74wc
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) May 2, 2023

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Thank you Dylan Mulvaney for shining a light on mental illness…
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) May 2, 2023

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The trans crap is all nonsense. A smokescreen.

Bank failures, rampant crime, a wide open border, gun grabbers, our sidewalks befouled with needles and human waste, mass fentanyl deaths, China ready to take Taiwan, and a possibly impaired president. These are the real problems.
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) May 2, 2023

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"We didn't think we had to"

No *****

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Crv7Bx4gR0v/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.

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“Houston, we have a problem!”

“What is it?”

“ …. Shouldn’t you already know?!” pic.twitter.com/U225byaAJI
— Melissa Chen (@MsMelChen) May 2, 2023

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White House Announces Illegal Immigration Has Decreased 90 Percent Since They Redefined It https://t.co/RfT5FjluNg pic.twitter.com/a95MIaakGi
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 2, 2023

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Having spent 12 months on large Navy ships, I could see a drag queen helping them with recruiting.

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In reply to justcallmeharry • 2:19p, 5/2/23

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justcallmeharry said:
Thank you Dylan Mulvaney for shining a light on mental illness…
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) May 2, 2023

I will now be forever pronouncing this as Di-Lon

The world needs mean tweets

My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA

Trump 2024

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Only Democrats can fix this. https://t.co/excZp4WZUb
— Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) May 2, 2023

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Ain't that the truth.

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Title 42 ends in NINE days.

The last line of defense to stop rampant illegal immigration.

Joe Biden has no real plan.

But his White House wants you to believe illegal immigration is down 90%.

Unbelievable.
— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) May 2, 2023

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