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In reply to captkirk • 11:26a, 4/29/23
Is that real? She slurring her words so bad.
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In reply to Swollen Thumb • 11:37a, 4/29/23
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Not political, just accurate!



Yep, it's a fingerprint remover.


I literally lost my finger print to this thing when I was 5 and my mom left me in the car to run in the store and grab something. I couldn't resist the glow.


My grandmother smoked in her Lincoln with all four windows rolled up and she used to let me hold the lighter when she lit one up as I sat unbuckled in the front seat.

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In reply to captkirk • 11:41a, 4/29/23
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captkirk said:


These speeches are just too good. Who is writing this stuff?? Doesn't the VP have a team of speech writers??
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In reply to captkirk • 12:34p, 4/29/23
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captkirk said:


Pardon me, madam, I'm drunk today.
Tomorrow I will be sober, but you'll still be stupid.
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2:36p, 4/29/23
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Dang it. Won't embed.
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In reply to Burdizzo • 2:48p, 4/29/23
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Pardon me, madam, I'm drunk today.
Tomorrow I will be sober, but you'll still be stupid.
Sounds like she popped a xanax and had a couple glasses of wine to knock the edge off before getting up on stage there.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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In reply to bonfarr • 5:03p, 4/29/23
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Grandparents and their Lincolns! My great granddad let me drive their yacht of a Lincoln in his lap, using the cruise control on the wheel to control the speed…in downtown Midland.
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I had a great aunt and uncle that had a 1964 Lincoln, black, with suicide doors.



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TRM said:
When my kids were little, they would (for some ****ing reason that escapes me), call their siblings "British" and it would elicit the same type of response...

I have no idea WTF that was about. But, it DID amuse me.
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It took me a second.
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?????? Baffled.

ETA: Oh, now I got it.
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In reply to TequilaMockingbird • 7:55p, 4/29/23
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TequilaMockingbird said:

Chris Christie looks pretty good in pink.
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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Not the Bee material...



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Guess if this a man or a woman before playing the video...

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