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In reply to Ag with kids • 5:28p, 4/28/23
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Ag with kids said:
cecil77 said:
FIFY:

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day,

Teach a man to fish and you've eliminated an entire market segment.
I forgot the most important fishing quote:

Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime

Let me guess, Biden?
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And that is why we have more roaches than democrats...
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In reply to JaxDad • 7:45p, 4/28/23
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JaxDad said:
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day,

Teach a man to fish he'll eat for a lifetime...

I always add "And if a man won't fish, I'll watch him starve"


Teach a man to fish & he will eat for life
Give him another man's fish and he'll vote for you.
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Didn't mean thumbs down post.

Meant laughing
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In reply to ThunderFighter06 • 8:57p, 4/28/23
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Not political, just accurate!



Yep, it's a fingerprint remover.
"If I told you we would beat texas you would say I was braggin'. If I told you we won't beat 'em, I'd be lyin' to you". -Texas A&M Head footbal coach Emory Bellard's response to a reporter before the game, 1975.
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In reply to StonewallAggieDEFENSE • 9:27p, 4/28/23
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StonewallAggieDEFENSE said:
ThunderFighter06 said:
Not political, just accurate!



Yep, it's a fingerprint remover.


I literally lost my finger print to this thing when I was 5 and my mom left me in the car to run in the store and grab something. I couldn't resist the glow.
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rab79 said:


Sounds like Joseph Goebbels 2.0.
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Biz Ag said:
rab79 said:


Sounds like Joseph Goebbels 2.0.


F 1984. The world has become a 007 novel.
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In reply to Swollen Thumb • 10:35p, 4/28/23
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Obligatory username checks out.
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Swollen Thumb said:
StonewallAggieDEFENSE said:
ThunderFighter06 said:
Not political, just accurate!



Yep, it's a fingerprint remover.


I literally lost my finger print to this thing when I was 5 and my mom left me in the car to run in the store and grab something. I couldn't resist the glow.


Username checks out!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 10:39a, 4/29/23
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justcallmeharry said:
Laughed way too hard at this
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In reply to rab79 • 10:39a, 4/29/23
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rab79 said:


The Rino horn is a nice touch.
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StonewallAggieDEFENSE said:
ThunderFighter06 said:
Not political, just accurate!



Yep, it's a fingerprint remover.
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justcallmeharry said:

And that's coming from CNN of all places.
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