*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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8:43a, 4/26/23
I will miss those 20% off coupons.

It is how I bought the KitchenAid mixer
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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Careful what you wish for White House.



"Biden administration aides are scrambling to bolster support for Vice President Kamala Harris amid President Joe Biden's reelection announcement.

Biden has maintained that Harris will be his running mate, despite her low poll numbers. As Biden is 80 years old, the oldest president in U.S. history, Harris may play a critical role in a second presidential term.

Biden's reelection video heavily featured clips of Harris, and his campaign website shows Harris walking alongside the president.

"Senior West Wing official Anita Dunn is also attempting to give Harris assignments that resonate with Democrat priorities. The vice president was assigned to handle migration issues early on in the Biden administration, but has pivoted to abortion since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.

Dunn has recently appointed political and engagement teams to schedule more events for Harris focused on infrastructure and abortion, Axios reported."

If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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In reply to Aggie12B • 9:56a, 4/26/23
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Where is the cream cheese and grill marks?
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 10:01a, 4/26/23
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She is dumber than the fictional VP on Veep that was created for comic relief.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 10:24a, 4/26/23
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justcallmeharry said:
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11:59a, 4/26/23
Yup this tweet sums up the 2020s.


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In reply to justcallmeharry • 1:02p, 4/26/23
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justcallmeharry said:
I used to write essays in high school that sounded just like that when they were on topics I couldn't give enough foxes to learn damn thing about
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In reply to tk111 • 1:08p, 4/26/23
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tk111 said:
justcallmeharry said:
I used to write essays in high school that sounded just like that when they were on topics I couldn't give enough foxes to learn damn thing about

Like that country song that went, "Wherever you go...there you are."

Really makes you think.
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1:21p, 4/26/23
Is having 'a speechwriter' no longer a thing?
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In reply to TexAg1987 • 1:26p, 4/26/23
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When you hire by filling a racial or gender box, sometimes the person only has the title, not the expertise.
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In reply to TexAg1987 • 1:27p, 4/26/23
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TexAg1987 said:
Is having 'a speechwriter' no longer a thing?
Im sure it is, but I take her for one of those bosses that doesn't like having anyone more intelligent than them around...so you can only imagine
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1:31p, 4/26/23
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I'm posting this one mainly for the response.



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In reply to Aggie12B • 1:48p, 4/26/23
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Aggie12B said:
Someone call me?
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1:53p, 4/26/23
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The sad thing is there are people out there that do this.


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In reply to MostlyHarmless • 2:04p, 4/26/23
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MostlyHarmless said:
The sad thing is there are people out there that do this.


Even sadder is being called a bigot if you don't approve of it.

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In reply to Biz Ag • 2:47p, 4/26/23
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Biz Ag said:
MostlyHarmless said:
The sad thing is there are people out there that do this.


Even sadder is being called a bigot if you don't approve of it.



Can't unsee it now
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In reply to Aggie521 • 2:54p, 4/26/23
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Aggie521 said:
Biz Ag said:
MostlyHarmless said:
The sad thing is there are people out there that do this.


Even sadder is being called a bigot if you don't approve of it.



Can't unsee it now


I see someone twerking at a Weber grill.
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In reply to Squadron7 • 2:59p, 4/26/23
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Aggie521 said:
Biz Ag said:
MostlyHarmless said:
The sad thing is there are people out there that do this.


Even sadder is being called a bigot if you don't approve of it.



Can't unsee it now


I see someone twerking at a Weber grill.
Must be parking for people picking up tailgating supplies. We have needed that for years.
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Highschoolers are going to church because that's the only way they can rebel.
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3:42p, 4/26/23
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Not funny, but I just really liked it. Elon keeps finding new ways for me to respect him.


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In reply to Aggie12B • 5:44p, 4/26/23
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May I kindly ask in the future you direct these frowny-face posts to the Unofficial Unfunny Non-Political Non-Tweet section of TexAgs? Or perhaps send here.

This here is the *****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

Goodluck!




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In reply to FriscoKid • 6:22p, 4/26/23
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FriscoKid said:
This will derail in less than a page.


This post aged well...
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In reply to MostlyHarmless • 6:35p, 4/26/23
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That'll show Chick fil A. There will still be a double line of cars wrapped around the building in the drive thru.
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