*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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That slide was what, 2 degrees hotter than lava on July afternoon
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There was at least one bloody nose or scraped up chin/forehead per week on that thing growing up.
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Cromagnum said:

There was at least one bloody nose or scraped up chin/forehead per week on that thing growing up.


But you has instant antibiotics from drinking and washing off the blood with garden hose water
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BQ_90 said:

Cromagnum said:

There was at least one bloody nose or scraped up chin/forehead per week on that thing growing up.


But you has instant antibiotics from drinking and washing off the blood with garden hose water
We would stand back to back at the center in groups of 3 or 4 and see who could make it the longest. Yes, lots of blood and scrapes and the occasional injury requiring adult intervention.
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https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/24/politics/joe-biden-age-criticism-kfile/index.html#:~:text=%E2%80%9CCale%20doesn't%20want%20to,%2C%20%E2%80%9CDear%20old%20dad.%E2%80%9D

"President Joe Biden, who at 80 has had to confront questions about his age and mental acuity as he is poised to launch a reelection campaign for president, once ran a campaign that sharply attacked his opponent's age.
In 1972, Biden, then 29 years old and a local Delaware councilman, was running against incumbent
Republican Sen. Cale Boggs who was 63 years old, a former two term governor and the state's senior senator.

"Cale doesn't want to run, he's lost that old twinkle in his eye he used to have," Biden said of Boggs, who had originally wanted to retire but was persuaded to run for reelection.

Biden used his opponent's age against him in a way that was so explicit, one local reporter dubbed his approach, "Dear old dad."

Biden was running to become one of the youngest people ever elected to the United States Senate. Now, the president is already the oldest person ever to serve in the office of the presidency, and, if reelected, would leave office at the age of 86. That would best the next oldest president by more than 9 years if he served a full second term."

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BQ_90 said:

Cromagnum said:

There was at least one bloody nose or scraped up chin/forehead per week on that thing growing up.


But you has instant antibiotics from drinking and washing off the blood with garden hose water
The only bad part about the garden hose was every so often we'd get in a hurry and forget to let the hot water run out first.
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BQ_90 said:



this was the best playground piece of equipment ever made.

If you didn't black out and get thrown into somebody, a solid object or all of the above you didn't stay on long enough


The key here was to find someone's older brother to spin it really fast while you all hung on for dear life.
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Not political, just how I feel somtimes.


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Language warning
https://instagr.am/p/Cq_vZPFgol9
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Geralt of Rivia said:

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Not 100% accurate anymore. They sneak LGBTQ in video games every chance they get now. Just look at The Last of Us 2 and Horizon.
and the new Harry Potter game. They made one of the NPCs that you interact with trans


Yeah, for one sentence. And they had a guy do the voice for the character which pissed off the trans people even more. Some groups will always find something to cry about
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SgtBarbarossa said:

Geralt of Rivia said:

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Not 100% accurate anymore. They sneak LGBTQ in video games every chance they get now. Just look at The Last of Us 2 and Horizon.
and the new Harry Potter game. They made one of the NPCs that you interact with trans


Yeah, for one sentence. And they had a guy do the voice for the character which pissed off the trans people even more. Some groups will always find something to cry about


Wait, isn't the whole point of being "trans" that you are supposed to be the gender that you are not? Theoretically, wouldn't an actual female not be the ideal likeness of a transgender? Wouldn't the idea that you're identified as trans instead of woman be antithetical to the idea?
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rab79 said:




This is true. Before my self imposed F16 ban (except for this thread) I asked one of the gay posters for their take in this but I don't think he ever answered. T has completely taken over that movement.
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Well the T's were the marginalized outsiders back when gays and bi's were doing all their protests. Once the g's and b's got somewhat established and the T's started making their noise it polluted that movement...
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Tanya 93 said:


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Maybe we should make a separate thread, but I've always been ok with people posting snips on this thread that might not be funny, but probably not important enough to deserve their own thread.

With the speed you can scroll through it, it's not a problem for me.
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Funny.

Also, any news outlet that refers to J6 as an insurrection is BS.
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BadMoonRisin said:

Maybe we should make a separate thread, but I've always been ok with people posting snips on this thread that might not be funny, but probably not important enough to deserve their own thread.

With the speed you can scroll through it, it's not a problem for me.


Me neither.

Funny first, others second.

It's a meme thread.

I only ever come and check out the last few pages anyway.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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annie88 said:

BadMoonRisin said:

Maybe we should make a separate thread, but I've always been ok with people posting snips on this thread that might not be funny, but probably not important enough to deserve their own thread.

With the speed you can scroll through it, it's not a problem for me.


Me neither.

Funny first, others second.

It's a meme thread.

I only ever come and check out the last few pages anyway.
If it's either political or funny I'm good. If it's both then bonus.
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