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In reply to annie88 • 5:21p, 3/13/23
To be fair, elderly dementia patients often keep weird hours.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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In reply to oh no • 5:52p, 3/13/23
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oh no said:
69 American alligators? How many Komodo dragons is that?
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In reply to oh no • 6:36p, 3/13/23
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Whatever it takes to avoid using the metric system.
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In reply to Flying Crowbar • 6:38p, 3/13/23
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Whatever it takes to avoid using the metric system.
The metric system was created for communist women and soccer players…

Edit: I typed this in Hank Hill's voice
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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In reply to The Banned • 7:47p, 3/13/23
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The Banned said:
To be fair, elderly dementia patients often keep weird hours.
The fact that our "president" has dementia is messed up.
The fact that everyone knows it is messed up.
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In reply to Squadron7 • 9:25p, 3/13/23
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Squadron7 said:
ThunderFighter06 said:
And finally...not political, just in honor of MBB getting hosed by the selection committee...


Mistake #1: Baking it.


Well, they are British. They also eat pork & beans for breakfast.

And wouldn't that be called a crisp over there?
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 10:32p, 3/13/23
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justcallmeharry said:

If that pen just had "FJB" on it instead of " SVB" it would be worth having.
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One dementia, two dementia, three dementia, four.
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 9:05a, 3/14/23
The generation is damned, but not for the reasons he's stating
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In reply to Biz Ag • 9:45a, 3/14/23
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Inaccurate. Taxation would be every time the kid dips his chip, 1/3 of the guac and 1/3 of the chip would be taken. And before that, before he even gets a bite, 1/2 of the whole bowl of guac and chips would be taken as capital gains.
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