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jkag89 said:

Not all that secret, Catholics during Lent.
fish tacos, crawfish, cheese pizza, poke/sushi, pasta, etc. for the win
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jkag89 said:

Not all that secret, Catholics during Lent.
fish tacos, crawfish, cheese pizza, poke/sushi, pasta, etc. for the win
Won't get an argument from me. I tend to go breakfast for dinner (pancakes, cheese omelets, etc.) route during lent. Also grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup.
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Agreed. I'm just sayin- I won't buy the argument that Catholics on Fridays during lent is remotely keeping Long John Silvers in business!
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ravingfans said:


Only is was "Sex" not "Gender"
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jkag89 said:

oh no said:

jkag89 said:

Not all that secret, Catholics during Lent.
fish tacos, crawfish, cheese pizza, poke/sushi, pasta, etc. for the win
Won't get an argument from me. I tend to go breakfast for dinner (pancakes, cheese omelets, etc.) route during lent. Also grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup.

And then load up on meat Sundays!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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Agreed. I'm just sayin- I won't buy the argument that Catholics on Fridays during lent is remotely keeping Long John Silvers in business!
It was meant to be a joke. Admittedly not a very good one but at least a funny as about 75% of the posts on this thread.
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cecil77 said:

jkag89 said:

oh no said:

jkag89 said:

Not all that secret, Catholics during Lent.
fish tacos, crawfish, cheese pizza, poke/sushi, pasta, etc. for the win
Won't get an argument from me. I tend to go breakfast for dinner (pancakes, cheese omelets, etc.) route during lent. Also grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup.

And then load up on meat Sundays!



I'm Baptist, but learned of this approach where a person goes on a fast for lent, but with a special beer designed for the occasion:

https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/35537/these-17th-century-monks-did-a-beer-fast-for-lent

My German friends told me the beer, doppelbock, was double the alcohol content, so was quite popular...
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justcallmeharry said:




That is a life or death decision in gun rich Florida!!
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Our oldest living ex-president ever. I don't agree with his politics but he is a hundred times the man Biden will ever be. Literally, a hundred times the man. He's 98 years old and only now starting to fade. When he was in the Navy, Canada had a nuclear incident with one of their reactors. He was one of the few people in the world qualified to fix it. He goes in with a team, it is leaking radiation so bad they can only work in 90 second intervals and then have to be pulled out. They thought 90 seconds was the max time they could work without being exposed to the radiation, but it turned out later they were exposed to a thousand times the radiation they estimated. Carter was still pissing out radiation 6 months later. He's still with us 71 years later.

He is a physical marvel.
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Buzzy said:

justcallmeharry said:


Our oldest living ex-president ever. I don't agree with his politics but he is a hundred times the man Biden will ever be. Literally, a hundred times the man. He's 98 years old and only now starting to fade. When he was in the Navy, Canada had a nuclear incident with one of their reactors. He was one of the few people in the world qualified to fix it. He goes in with a team, it is leaking radiation so bad they can only work in 90 second intervals and then have to be pulled out. They thought 90 seconds was the max time they could work without being exposed to the radiation, but it turned out later they were exposed to a thousand times the radiation they estimated. Carter was still pissing out radiation 6 months later. He's still with us 71 years later.

He is a physical marvel.
Carter = hero in the Navy, avoided a nuculer (his pronunciation, not mine!) meltdown.
Carter = Complete disaster as President, resulting in Iran Hostage fiasco, massive inflation, loss of prestige and credibility for America
Carter = champion of Habitat for Humanity
Carter = long parade of supporting the wackiest of democrat positions
Carter = a nice guy as long as you are not opposing his political positions

Add all of this up and Carter did two good things in his life massively outweighed by being a disaster in office and in politics.

Result, Carter is a chump and remains a stain on the Presidency. Not a stud, but a dud
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And Democrats run them all.

No wonder where screwed.
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Quote:

Carter = a nice guy as long as you are not opposing his political positions

I knew people who lobbied him personally during the American Agriculture Movement. I recall one of them referencing Carter's look of pure hate as they finished the meeting.
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Carter has always been a good, decent man. He wasn't a good president but he was a good person. Bless him on his end days.
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Not funny; not surprising

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