Notice they said "for an 80-year-old", and did not test his cognitive abilities.
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NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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well they are made from vegetarians...
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
I'm thinking they need a sort of personal demonstration of how milking mammary glands works, on any mammal without hurting her, instead
justcallmeharry said:Did not know Don Lemon was a women expert https://t.co/llClFVhV8I
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) February 16, 2023
WHY JUST "OLDER" POLITICIANS???
DOES SHE THINK AOC OR THAT INCESTUOUS ILHAN OMAR WOULD PASS???
rab79 said:
Correct--it receives a LOT of stress for the cows...
There is an F-22 out there with a balloon stamp on it.
— The AZ - abc15 - Data Guru (@Garrett_Archer) February 16, 2023
USAF - 1
Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade - 0https://t.co/6PEChdfoYW
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) February 16, 2023
'Our Tests Show The Water In East Palestine Is Safe For Drinking,' Says Official With Gills And Glowing Yellow Eyes
EAST PALESTINE, OH Amid growing concerns about the risks residents could be facing due to pollution of the air, soil, and water after the catastrophic February 3rd train derailment and subsequent toxic chemical release, officials were quick to assure the public that test results indicate the water in the area is fine to drink, despite these same officials developing alarming physical abnormalities overnight.
"Our tests show the water in East Palestine is safe for drinking," said scientist and lead researcher Dr. Michael Fuller. The media assembled for Dr. Fuller's statement seemed distracted by the fact that he seemed to be breathing through gills in his neck and his eyes had a luminescent yellow glow. "Our team conducted extensive research on the town's water supply," Fuller continued. "We even felt confident enough to drink some of the water ourselves."
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
Officials Remind Residents Of East Palestine To Protect Themselves By Getting Their COVID Booster
EAST PALESTINE, OH Amid growing concerns about the risks residents could be facing due to pollution of the air, soil, and water after the catastrophic February 3rd train derailment and subsequent toxic chemical release, officials were quick to assure the public that test results indicate the water in the area is fine to drink, despite these same officials developing alarming physical abnormalities overnight.
"Our tests show the water in East Palestine is safe for drinking," said scientist and lead researcher Dr. Michael Fuller. The media assembled for Dr. Fuller's statement seemed distracted by the fact that he seemed to be breathing through gills in his neck and his eyes had a luminescent yellow glow. "Our team conducted extensive research on the town's water supply," Fuller continued. "We even felt confident enough to drink some of the water ourselves."
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
Officials Remind Residents Of East Palestine To Protect Themselves By Getting Their COVID Booster
Biden Annual Physical Confirms He Is Technically Still Alive
WASHINGTON, D.C. The White House physician has released a full report on Biden's annual physical exam, confirming the President is, technically speaking, still alive. "Yes, he's pushing air in and out of his lungs," said Dr. Kevin O'Connor. "Also his heart's beating. So yeah, he's still alive medically." The report went on to say Biden has been given a clean bill of health to serve as President until next year when medical professionals will once again check for vital signs.
WASHINGTON, D.C. The White House physician has released a full report on Biden's annual physical exam, confirming the President is, technically speaking, still alive. "Yes, he's pushing air in and out of his lungs," said Dr. Kevin O'Connor. "Also his heart's beating. So yeah, he's still alive medically." The report went on to say Biden has been given a clean bill of health to serve as President until next year when medical professionals will once again check for vital signs.
"There are roughly 1,000 cases a year of a train derailing": Buttigieg finally responds to Ohio disaster by saying this kind of stuff happens all the time!
Pete Buttigieg: “While this horrible situation has gotten a particularly high amount of attention, there are roughly 1000 cases a year of a train derailing.”
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) February 16, 2023
pic.twitter.com/HMMrdjmNYM
— 🌮s R4 Everyone (@EveryonesTacos) February 17, 2023
Aggie12B said:
"There are roughly 1,000 cases a year of a train derailing": Buttigieg finally responds to Ohio disaster by saying this kind of stuff happens all the time!Pete Buttigieg: “While this horrible situation has gotten a particularly high amount of attention, there are roughly 1000 cases a year of a train derailing.”
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) February 16, 2023
pic.twitter.com/HMMrdjmNYM
So trains are safer than pipelines but they wreck 1,000 times a year…which is it?
Buttigieg Defends Job Performance By Reminding Everyone He's Gay https://t.co/pYBSPzmrDC
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 17, 2023
That's some gay ass deflection. Train wreck and people's face melting is not a 1000x year occurrence.
rab79 said:
ravingfans said:There is an F-22 out there with a balloon stamp on it.
— The AZ - abc15 - Data Guru (@Garrett_Archer) February 16, 2023
USAF - 1
Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade - 0https://t.co/6PEChdfoYW
This is probably the first time a lib has actually been cancelled for attacking a Republican https://t.co/d42LDRiGD9
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 17, 2023
KIRBY: "We haven't recovered it...Because of where it is...we all have to accept the possibility that we may not be able to recover it." pic.twitter.com/3fHGhY9bHc
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 17, 2023
KIRBY: "We recommended...take these down...The President acted on that recommendation because he takes so seriously his responsibility to protect this country." pic.twitter.com/R4AfLVqe0j
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 17, 2023
REPORTER: "If they see something in the air, should they be concerned that a missile is going to follow it?"
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 17, 2023
KIRBY: "We're not gonna rule anything out...I thought the President did a terrific job yesterday of putting this into some context." pic.twitter.com/vIfbWI9SaG
KIRBY: "Dealing with that threat safely and efficiently. Nobody hurt. Nobody hurt as these balloons were taken down." pic.twitter.com/VJjrvHhL1g
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 17, 2023
I feel safer already.
BREAKING
— News That Matters (@ThatmattersNews) February 16, 2023
Shocked Pennsylvanians wish there had been some hint that Senator John Fetterman might be mentally unwell before voting him into office pic.twitter.com/YnmRMwyVOt
Talk about the department of irony...
MITCHELL: "What does Gov. Ron DeSantis not know...when he says that slavery and the aftermath...should not be taught to...schoolchildren?"
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 17, 2023
HARRIS: "Any push to censor America's teachers, and tell them what they should be teaching...is wrongheaded." pic.twitter.com/JKFrpV856O
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 17, 2023
Given Karine Jean-Pierre and Kamala Harris, Joe Biden might actually be the best communicator in the Biden admin!#Verdicthttps://t.co/pC5VwEk2rL
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) February 17, 2023
I mean, it’s worth a shot pic.twitter.com/NSsxc8bO8t
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) February 17, 2023
Aggie12B said:
"There are roughly 1,000 cases a year of a train derailing": Buttigieg finally responds to Ohio disaster by saying this kind of stuff happens all the time!Pete Buttigieg: “While this horrible situation has gotten a particularly high amount of attention, there are roughly 1000 cases a year of a train derailing.”
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) February 16, 2023
pic.twitter.com/HMMrdjmNYM
In 1872 President US Grant 🇺🇸 got busted for speeding (horses) in Washington DC - twice!
— Presidential Wisdom (@PrezWisdom) February 16, 2023
He skipped his court date
Twice!#POTUS 🐎 pic.twitter.com/rPNvNvfgSG
I choose to believe this is true.
What the....
Hmmm... I wonder if there is any relation.annie88 said:— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) February 16, 2023
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) February 16, 2023
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