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11:54p, 2/15/23

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pic.twitter.com/rHb04xZNTp
— SparksN123 (@SparksN123) February 16, 2023

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12:07a, 2/16/23

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pic.twitter.com/LYqvnJRFem
— Declaration of Memes (@libertycappy) February 16, 2023

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12:38a, 2/16/23

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In reply to Aggie12B • 6:46a, 2/16/23

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It honestly might be the only thing that could wake us out of this nightmare

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9:11a, 2/16/23

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I followed this Chinese Spy Balloon for almost 200 miles yesterday. Turned out to be bird **** on my windshield.

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9:32a, 2/16/23

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Hollywood Elites Rush To Normalize Pedophilia Before They're All Outed By Epstein Client List https://t.co/nTqE574ssy
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 16, 2023

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9:38a, 2/16/23

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— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) February 16, 2023

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9:42a, 2/16/23

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Did not know Don Lemon was a women expert https://t.co/llClFVhV8I
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) February 16, 2023

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9:42a, 2/16/23

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President Biden is getting his physical today -- @drsanjaygupta will @CNN be sending you to @PressSec @WhiteHouse briefing to ask follow up questions?
— Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) February 16, 2023

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9:52a, 2/16/23

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. @PeteButtigieg pic.twitter.com/uz10vEYZaM
— Davar Echad (@DavarEchad) February 16, 2023

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In reply to justcallmeharry • 9:55a, 2/16/23

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Jean Pierre is getting competition for dumbest journalist alive.

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In reply to justcallmeharry • 10:10a, 2/16/23

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justcallmeharry said:
Hollywood Elites Rush To Normalize Pedophilia Before They're All Outed By Epstein Client List https://t.co/nTqE574ssy
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 16, 2023

I gotta say, I think The Bee is onto something with this one. Gather enough proof and this moves to Not The Bee.

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10:46a, 2/16/23

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Brandon is on a roll....

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In reply to MostlyHarmless • 10:49a, 2/16/23

MostlyHarmless said:
justcallmeharry said:
Hollywood Elites Rush To Normalize Pedophilia Before They're All Outed By Epstein Client List https://t.co/nTqE574ssy
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 16, 2023

I gotta say, I think The Bee is onto something with this one. Gather enough proof and this moves to Not The Bee.

I will say the O/U on this becoming a Not the Bee story is 6 months.

I'm going with the under.

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In reply to buzzardb267 • 11:13a, 2/16/23

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buzzardb267 said:
Brandon is on a roll....

Fake news.

Brandon would never go after an illegal immigrant

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11:14a, 2/16/23

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BREAKING: Food Production Facility Somehow Not Burned Down Yet https://t.co/mXIlu9Ehd4
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 16, 2023

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12:30p, 2/16/23

Elon, we are happy to unblock you and read your tweets. Just pay us 8 bucks a month.
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) February 16, 2023

He should take another booster and then go for a jog.
— Just Own It. (@JustOwnItIsrael) February 16, 2023

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In reply to justcallmeharry • 1:00p, 2/16/23

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justcallmeharry said:
BREAKING: Food Production Facility Somehow Not Burned Down Yet https://t.co/mXIlu9Ehd4
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 16, 2023

They'll get there eventually:

🚨 BREAKING: Massive 5 acre fire has broken out a warehouse storing plastic plant pots in Kissimmee, Florida.

Hazmat teams are monitoring air quality due to the large amount of smoke coming from the burning plastics.

Residents with breathing issues should remain indoors. pic.twitter.com/os45P5f3Hr
— Upward News (@UpwardNewsHQ) February 16, 2023

I can't help but wonder if there is some Weather Underground type group responsible for what is going on.

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2:13p, 2/16/23

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Biden Taken To Coroner For Annual Physical https://t.co/kjlKkRQwt2
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 16, 2023

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2:26p, 2/16/23

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REPORTER: "I'm with The Guardian Newspaper and The Washington Monthly Magazine..."

DESANTIS: "That's like left of the left, right?" pic.twitter.com/jB2IzlV0KB
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) February 15, 2023

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2:28p, 2/16/23

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Don Lemon: “Nikki Haley isn’t in her prime. Sorry, When a woman is in their prime in 20s and 30s and maybe 40s…”
Kamala Harris is 58.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) February 16, 2023

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2:31p, 2/16/23

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Remember when the media went BALLISTIC wanting Trump to have a cognitive exam? Where are they today with Biden? It’s SILENCE!!
— Ronny Jackson (@RonnyJacksonTX) February 16, 2023

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2:35p, 2/16/23

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In reply to Showertime at the Bidens • 2:57p, 2/16/23

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Zarathustra said:
Elon, we are happy to unblock you and read your tweets. Just pay us 8 bucks a month.
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) February 16, 2023

What an embarrassing tweet. A late night comedy show with writers and a social media team can't do better than this hack joke coming about 6 months too late?

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In reply to oh no • 3:19p, 2/16/23

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oh no said:
pic.twitter.com/rHb04xZNTp
— SparksN123 (@SparksN123) February 16, 2023

Man, is that hot. And the girl's not half bad either.

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3:51p, 2/16/23

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But thank God Kamala is on top of things. Holy crap. What she gonna do when people tell her that gas cars have been doing this for years.

Kamala Harris lauds the benefits of driving an electric vehicle: you can charge your phone using a USB outlet. pic.twitter.com/0Ps8WVOKYN
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) February 16, 2023

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3:54p, 2/16/23

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I think Don Lemon needs to join the View so that all the bitter women are together..
— 🇺🇸JustMe🇺🇸 (@Athletics3rdGen) February 16, 2023

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4:26p, 2/16/23

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East Palestine Sees Real Estate Surge From Californians Seeking Better Quality Of Life https://t.co/dKP7kVRWTJ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 16, 2023

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In reply to annie88 • 4:28p, 2/16/23

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annie88 said:
But thank God Kamala is on top of things. Holy crap. What she gonna do when people tell her that gas cars have been doing this for years.

Kamala Harris lauds the benefits of driving an electric vehicle: you can charge your phone using a USB outlet. pic.twitter.com/0Ps8WVOKYN
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) February 16, 2023

Wow, she's scary dumb. If Joe kicked the bucket and left her in charge, who would she have to pick as VP to keep her safe? Fetterman?

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4:37p, 2/16/23

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To be fair, Biden is providing is powerful deterrence for any high school science clubs that might try to invade America…. https://t.co/kk5NNMtDCE
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) February 16, 2023

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5:27p, 2/16/23

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I'm just glad I don't come across these people in real life. Yikes!

Wokeness destroys the mind, body, and soul (Antifa mugshots) pic.twitter.com/CKY7CK7fao
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) February 16, 2023

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6:25p, 2/16/23

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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.

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6:29p, 2/16/23

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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.

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6:34p, 2/16/23

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Biden physician declares him a 'healthy, vigorous, 80-year-old male' | Just The News https://t.co/kKxa1Zw31z
— John Solomon (@jsolomonReports) February 17, 2023

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Hey...so.. um

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In reply to rab79 • 6:34p, 2/16/23

rab79 said:

I agree with the premise, but half of those are flu shots. Not giving those to either of my kids. We opted out of all vaccines at the hospital with both of our kids and the first hospital was cool about it, the second one acted like we just killed her dog when we said no.

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