San Francisco’s deity watches over her city. pic.twitter.com/b21cNvgaXi

— Aaron Ginn (@aginnt) January 16, 2023

That is creepy on so many levels.

In case you weren’t aware of what the Democrats were prioritizing in the 118th Congress, just take a look.

When they’re not bankrupting our country, they’re busy making a mockery of the First Amendment. https://t.co/Q8DEEEioTI

— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) January 16, 2023

This man almost died from using a gas stove. Cocaine and baking soda is much healthier when cooked on an electric stovetop. You can almost feel the pain in his eyes. Don’t let your loved ones cook their crack on gas stoves. pic.twitter.com/GQ45PiAZ0j

— Machiavelli Memez (@MachiavelliMemz) January 16, 2023

DOJ Indicts Trump For Biden’s Possession Of Classified Documentshttps://t.co/bydW6JKjiA

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 15, 2023

Mike Pence Repents After Eating Bag Of All-Female M&Ms Without Wife Presenthttps://t.co/kOckFaUQD4

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 15, 2023

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— Declaration of Memes (@libertycappy) January 16, 2023

"May this worthless piece of cloth demonstrate to the world that, while I don't understand science or math, I care; I care more than they care and, therefore, I am a better person than they are which is necessary for my self-esteem and ego."

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— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) January 16, 2023

After Hearing It's A Dangerous Hazard That's Killed Millions, Biden Proposes Ban On Fire

WASHINGTON, D.C. President Biden's continued efforts to make the world a better place by judiciously banning everything people hold dear continues to bear fruit. After educating the ignorant public on the dangers of gas stoves, the Commander-in-Chief has now set his crosshairs on a hazard that has killed millions throughout history: Fire.
Biden will sign the proposed ban on fire as soon as staffers find a pen that's not all chewed up and slobbery.
"If you thought gas stoves were murder machines, wait 'til you hear about even dangerouser fire," said Biden to a flock of journalists, some of whom just this morning had ignorantly used fire to ritualistically burn an effigy of Trump. "You may not know this, but fire has been used in tanks and missiles since its invention during the Paleolithic Period."
The president then described how fire could have been used by white nationalist MAGA-supporting rioters on January 6th to destroy democracy even more had they known about its ability to destroy things like paper and democracy.
"Fire must be banned to protect everyone, including those who burn their eyebrows off trying to destroy some old unimportant documents sitting next to their Corvette in the garage."
At publishing time, newly-minted Senator John Fetterman threw in his support with the ban on the dangerous substance with an eloquent, "Fire bad."

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee

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Holy ****

A Melbourne hospital 🤡 pic.twitter.com/Xkkt4WeUy0

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) January 16, 2023

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Branch Covidian prayer right there. Unhinged craziness bat soup religion.

In 2019, a Jamaican man turned up to collect his winning $1.5 million lottery cheque wearing a Scream mask. He said he wore the mask because he didn't want his relatives hounding him for money. pic.twitter.com/Y403gTHMvc

— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) January 15, 2023

I think the history of slavery throughout the world, should be taught - all five millenia of it

And there should be a special focus on where it still exists https://t.co/8qIqcQxIdc

— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) January 14, 2023

justcallmeharry said:

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San Francisco’s deity watches over her city. pic.twitter.com/b21cNvgaXi

— Aaron Ginn (@aginnt) January 16, 2023

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I can't be the only one to get this vibe. So creepy that it feels intentional...

And a focus on who sold the slaves and how they were acquired.

Biz Ag said:

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I think the history of slavery throughout the world, should be taught - all five millenia of it

And there should be a special focus on where it still exists https://t.co/8qIqcQxIdc

— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) January 14, 2023

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They will never teach the history of slavery in schools because the truth is too inconvenient for the current political narrative. The idea that slavery existed going back millennia into ancient times, that race had no component in slavery, that it was not invented by white people to subject black people or that white people played a huge part in ending slavery in North America completely counters the current narratives of white supremacy and black victimhood.

justcallmeharry said:

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In case you weren’t aware of what the Democrats were prioritizing in the 118th Congress, just take a look.

When they’re not bankrupting our country, they’re busy making a mockery of the First Amendment. https://t.co/Q8DEEEioTI

— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) January 16, 2023

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SJL is an insane twunt. I'm convinced 3/4 of the people in her district can't read and are basically like Muslim religious fundamentalists who receive all of their indoctrination through audio files and videos.

pic.twitter.com/9tvDHxB4r5

— Declaration of Memes (@libertycappy) January 16, 2023

Rhinos and CMs won't like this one:

Found under a lampshade at a Delaware garage sale. pic.twitter.com/98JD4lwqm9

— FoiaFan (@15poundstogo) January 13, 2023

pic.twitter.com/Dd84iFaT4T

— Declaration of Memes (@libertycappy) January 16, 2023

Just gonna put this here... pic.twitter.com/rnaHOYkDU5

— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) January 16, 2023