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So they just found a second cache of classified documents that Biden had at a different location
KJP gets left speechless as Peter Doocy quotes Joe Biden's own words back to her. pic.twitter.com/gZqLHNSoB7
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) January 11, 2023
Secret congressional codenames revealed during roll call #politics pic.twitter.com/s1zPFBrnMW
— Bad Lip Reading (@BadLipReading) January 12, 2023
— YAF (@yaf) January 11, 2023
Zarathustra said:Starting a new company.
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) January 11, 2023
It's called "Cable."
We're going to take all of the streaming services, combine them, put them in one menu, and charge you one simple fee to navigate all of them.
Raising $750m at a $10b valuation. pic.twitter.com/Ad4Vrkz8rL
Nice try, cable companies.
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People in 2023 are like, "Hello, I am a weird, damaged person who has personal pronouns, sees a therapist twice a week, and is on multiple drugs for anxiety and depression. First off, I want to explain why I became a teacher, then I want to tell you how to fix society."
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 11, 2023
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Things Joe Biden keeps in his basement.
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) January 12, 2023
1) Himself.
2) Highly classified documents.
BenTheGoodAg said:Zarathustra said:Starting a new company.
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) January 11, 2023
It's called "Cable."
We're going to take all of the streaming services, combine them, put them in one menu, and charge you one simple fee to navigate all of them.
Raising $750m at a $10b valuation. pic.twitter.com/Ad4Vrkz8rL
Nice try, cable companies.
I remember having a conversation with a buddy of mine about this several years ago when all the streaming services started taking off. At some point we're going to end up paying more than cable!
Sweet irony pic.twitter.com/h94TjWFFOB
— Dr David Cartland (@CartlandDavid) January 9, 2023
All the virtue signals!
The most venomous people on earth are the ones with these signs by their house: pic.twitter.com/tnSnTDkK7b
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 10, 2023
He's right, you know...
Society wants you:
— Rob Smith 🇺🇸 (@robsmithonline) January 10, 2023
Fat
Addicted to porn
Obsessed with partisan politics
Enslaved to corporate culture
Functionally alcoholic
Overly medicated
Unable to defend yourself
Separated from God
Preoccupied with race
AVOID.
"Tripledemic" is a word used to describe normal life
— Vinay Prasad MD MPH (@VPrasadMDMPH) January 9, 2023
It was created by people who used to participate in said normal life, but now, prefer to write articles for formerly great newspapers from their suburban home & attend editorial meetings on zoom. https://t.co/XputwYh3zl
This bookstore clerk has a great sense of humor pic.twitter.com/XlrJYhOZNt
— Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) January 10, 2023
Childhood obesity?
— Dr Shawn Baker 🥩 (@SBakerMD) January 10, 2023
Relax, the pharma brahs got this pic.twitter.com/HI4W1Jm4MG
— Allison (@TheOGAllison) January 11, 2023
And finally...HEY! GROOMERS! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!
Things that never happened for $400, Alex.
— Gays Against Groomers (@againstgrmrs) January 11, 2023
The dramatics 😂 No one cares if you’re trans, just stop going after kids. It’s so simple. pic.twitter.com/aB97kaeyBe
ThunderFighter06 said:
And finally...HEY! GROOMERS! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!Things that never happened for $400, Alex.
— Gays Against Groomers (@againstgrmrs) January 11, 2023
The dramatics 😂 No one cares if you’re trans, just stop going after kids. It’s so simple. pic.twitter.com/aB97kaeyBe
The should try some of the beautiful countries in the Middle East. I bet they would welcome them with open arms.
Naw.ThunderFighter06 said:BenTheGoodAg said:Zarathustra said:Starting a new company.
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) January 11, 2023
It's called "Cable."
We're going to take all of the streaming services, combine them, put them in one menu, and charge you one simple fee to navigate all of them.
Raising $750m at a $10b valuation. pic.twitter.com/Ad4Vrkz8rL
Nice try, cable companies.
I remember having a conversation with a buddy of mine about this several years ago when all the streaming services started taking off. At some point we're going to end up paying more than cable!
Consumer habits are showing that people just go through things serially, or share with their families / friends.
Habit#1 - Get Disney+ and binge all of the MCU stuff. Then drop Disney+ and binge all of the Stranger Things season. Then drop Netflix for some other streaming service. When things are on demand, it's easy to just roll into / out of each service.
Habit#2 - You get Disney+, I will get Netflix, my brother will get the peacock, and we can all share.
Habit#3 - I make enough money that I just subscribe to everything and don't even think about it. Cable was not an issue before, either.
Wearing this to my kid’s next PTA meeting.
— Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 (@ZeekArkham) January 10, 2023
There’ll be no indoctrinating or grooming going on while I’m on watch. pic.twitter.com/RkpKUJ1mP3
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) January 12, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
HTownAg98 said:Secret congressional codenames revealed during roll call #politics pic.twitter.com/s1zPFBrnMW
— Bad Lip Reading (@BadLipReading) January 12, 2023
That's hilarious.
And Pelosi as a weirdo drunk is spot on.
I'm sure a lot of people keep Top Secrete and Classified documents in their... wait fo it... GARAGE... that's the best place to keep them because no one would think to look there. Joe Biden is playing 7D Chess folks and you just can't keep up.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) January 12, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
My kitchen, my choice
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 12, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
My gas stove identifies as electric.
— Meghan Maureen (@Keggs719) January 11, 2023
Stockholm syndrome is real. Black people defend Joe Biden and they know he hasn’t done anything for them.
— Dom Lucre (@dom_lucre) January 12, 2023
Biden Says He Is Unaware Of Any Classified Docs, Or Who He Is, Or Why He's Sitting In This Oval-Shaped Office https://t.co/Xs8jY2Nmal
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 12, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) January 12, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) January 12, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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