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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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Zarathustra said:
Why are white libs always appropriating the culture of the victim classes?
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Not surprised at all anymore...


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In reply to rab79 • 11:29a, 1/4/23
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Um, 1959 was two billion seconds ago.
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In reply to captkirk • 12:23p, 1/4/23
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captkirk said:
Zarathustra said:
Why are white libs always appropriating the culture of the victim classes?
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2022/oct/24/sacheen-littlefeather-faked-native-american-ancestry-say-family

Not he first by any stretch. This one lied about her heritage and about John Wayne and libs lapped it up.
The world needs mean tweets

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In reply to rab79 • 12:35p, 1/4/23
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rab79 said:

A billion seconds ago was April, 1991.

A billion minutes ago was 122 AD

A billion days ago was about 2.7 million years during the Pliocene. Human ancestors may have been walking upright as long as 6-7 million years ago.

The worst one is the last. The government spent approx $6,270,000,000,000 last year.

To poop off a measly Billon Dollars only took the Biden Administration an hour and 24 minutes (1:24)

That's about $200,000 a second.

You share is $19,000 per person, per year.

Since about 1/2 of Americans don't pay taxes, it's $38K a person, or $152,000 per family of four taxpayers


Feel free to check my math, it's easy to make mistakes with numbers that big
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In reply to Fightin_Aggie • 12:39p, 1/4/23
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We could be on here all day talking about fake Indians, from Iron Eyes Cody to Grey Owl to Ward Churchill to Little Tree.

https://www.nativetimes.com/index.php/life/commentary/8323-around-the-campfire-fake-indians
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rab79 said:
This is not quite accurate.

Omnibus includes $2.5M for residential security for senators


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The omnibus bill to fund the government for fiscal 2023 includes more than $2 million for residential security for members of the Senate.

The bill states that $2.5 million shall be provided to the Office of the Sergeant at Arms and Doorkeeper of the Senate for a residential security system program that is to remain available until the funding is exhausted. The sergeant at arms and doorkeeper is the protocol and chief law enforcement officer and principle administrative manager for the Senate.
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FDT92 said:
rab79 said:
This is not quite accurate.

Omnibus includes $2.5M for residential security for senators


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The omnibus bill to fund the government for fiscal 2023 includes more than $2 million for residential security for members of the Senate.

The bill states that $2.5 million shall be provided to the Office of the Sergeant at Arms and Doorkeeper of the Senate for a residential security system program that is to remain available until the funding is exhausted. The sergeant at arms and doorkeeper is the protocol and chief law enforcement officer and principle administrative manager for the Senate.

where is the $2.5M for each SCOTUS -- especially the Republican ones who were DOX'ed/Harrassed???
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 6:41p, 1/4/23
Not the bee.
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TexAg1987 said:
Not the bee.
SBNTB...

Should be Not The Bee.
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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So it's $2.5 million for all 535 members, not 2.5 each?

Little under $5k each

About $4,996.50 too much
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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 7:01p, 1/4/23
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So it's $2.5 million for all 535 members, not 2.5 each?

Little under $5k each

About $4,996.50 too much

The clarification said Senate, so that would be $25,000 each.
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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 8:03p, 1/4/23
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CanyonAg77 said:
So it's $2.5 million for all 535 members, not 2.5 each?

Little under $5k each

About $4,996.50 too much


'Bout "tree-fiddy"
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Conduct Readings of Pelosi's letter refusing trump's request…

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6) Dress up as a buffalo: Dress to impress! The buffalo is the noblest of creatures to be hunted. So majestic.

7) Gather the family around the fire to relisten to Trump's speech ordering you to loot, kill, and destroy: Okay, so he explicitly said to be peaceful, but we know what he really meant.

8) Conduct readings of Pelosi's written refusal of Trump's request to have 10,000 National Guard on standby: There may be no record of this refusal, but imagining what it did say makes for a great party game. Your kids will love eating ice cream and pretending to be the House Speaker.

9) Surround your house with concertina wire and 25,000 national guardsmen for 9 months: If you want to be patriotic you're going to have to leave those decorations up for the long haul. The razor wire will complement the Christmas lights you forgot to take down anyway.
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