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10:55a, 12/20/22

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pic.twitter.com/I9PJahuj6y
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) December 18, 2022

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10:56a, 12/20/22

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pic.twitter.com/jtJGxETFtj
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) December 17, 2022

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10:57a, 12/20/22

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Can’t fix stupid pic.twitter.com/Dx9vv0msY7
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) December 18, 2022

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10:57a, 12/20/22

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Happy Victim Awareness Day everyone! ❤️‍🩹 pic.twitter.com/BdUC2XrHtQ
— 🫃🏼🇺🇦💉Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) December 18, 2022

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10:58a, 12/20/22

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Argentina may have won the game, but the real winners are the people of China that got to witness the outside world being back to normal, igniting an end to their zero-COVID human rights violations.
— Margery Smelkinson, Ph.D. (@MSmelkinsonPhD) December 18, 2022

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10:58a, 12/20/22

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Be sure to victimize yourself about something today. 🏳️‍🌈
— JP Sears (@AwakenWithJP) December 18, 2022

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10:59a, 12/20/22

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Make tarring and feathering great again!

pic.twitter.com/yANSsNw3KO
— Declaration of Memes 💛🖤 (@libertycappy) December 18, 2022

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10:59a, 12/20/22

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I mean he never said when he would step down!

The new CEO ? pic.twitter.com/qNm0K85pEK
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) December 19, 2022

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11:00a, 12/20/22

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pic.twitter.com/KSSEVzXy7B
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) December 20, 2022

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11:00a, 12/20/22

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Because no one else will. pic.twitter.com/sTggMarD7F
— New World Odor™ (@hugh_mankind) December 20, 2022

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11:01a, 12/20/22

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Facepalm...

Head of one of the nation’s largest teachers unions doesn’t know the difference between “their” and “there”. We are so hosed. https://t.co/DPtr9Jgs8S
— Mark Passwaters (@mbpRivals) December 20, 2022

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11:01a, 12/20/22

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And finally...

Now we just need to find a way to make the 80% realize they're among the 80%.

As seen the past 3 yrs, they're absolutely convinced, it's really them being among the 20%! https://t.co/xFdv0UZFx8
— Christine Anderson (@AndersonAfDMdEP) December 19, 2022

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In reply to ravingfans • 11:26a, 12/20/22

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ravingfans said:
Did I miss this on here somehow? 9 hours to go and the NO's are behind 57.x% to 42%...

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 18, 2022

The problem is you're looking in the funnies thread for a serious issue. It's here
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3350622

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In reply to Showertime at the Bidens • 12:15p, 12/20/22

Zarathustra said:
🤣 pic.twitter.com/YZsrOX0CjK
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) December 19, 2022

This is satire right?? Her name is lesby, ann.

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In reply to Hey...so.. um • 12:27p, 12/20/22

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Hey...so.. um said:
Zarathustra said:
🤣 pic.twitter.com/YZsrOX0CjK
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) December 19, 2022

This is satire right?? Her name is lesby, ann.

Yes, it's satire but she often hits close to the mark. Kind of like Babylon Bee vs Not The Bee.

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In reply to ThunderFighter06 • 12:28p, 12/20/22

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ThunderFighter06 said:
Argentina may have won the game, but the real winners are the people of China that got to witness the outside world being back to normal, igniting an end to their zero-COVID human rights violations.
— Margery Smelkinson, Ph.D. (@MSmelkinsonPhD) December 18, 2022

I heard on a podcast today that the Nork government allowed a SK game to be shown on TV for the first time.

It was Brazils 4-1 beat down of the South Koreans.

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1:35p, 12/20/22

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if you feed them ,they’ll turn into democrats and then you’ll Always have to feed Them……
— Flynt (@FlyntAdams) December 19, 2022

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1:39p, 12/20/22

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This has gone too far, to say the least! @Stanford, what is your explanation for this madness?
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 20, 2022

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1:56p, 12/20/22

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2:01p, 12/20/22

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At this point I wouldn’t even trust the FBI to make me a coffee.
— Michael J. Morrison (@OfficeOfMike) December 20, 2022

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2:21p, 12/20/22

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Wait, when did Michael Douglas transition?

My family and I got our boosters and our flu shots tonight. If you haven’t already, make sure to get yours—it’s the best way we can protect each other this holiday season! pic.twitter.com/xQqhrkINMe
— Chrystia Freeland (@cafreeland) December 20, 2022

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3:32p, 12/20/22

pic.twitter.com/QjuusIQipD
— Silent Memejority (@memejority) December 20, 2022

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In reply to MostlyHarmless • 3:35p, 12/20/22

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MostlyHarmless said:
Wait, when did Michael Douglas transition?

My family and I got our boosters and our flu shots tonight. If you haven’t already, make sure to get yours—it’s the best way we can protect each other this holiday season! pic.twitter.com/xQqhrkINMe
— Chrystia Freeland (@cafreeland) December 20, 2022

She has the most high pitched, annoying voice there is.

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In reply to Russ Dalrymple • 3:39p, 12/20/22

Has anyone gotten a shot where the nurse didn't wear gloves? Looks like a staged photo op

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4:06p, 12/20/22

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They didn't even attempt to invoke the one statutory authority they do potentially have at their disposal, the criminal contempt statute (2 USC § 194). So they just wrote their equivalent of a long Substack screed, and hoped the phrase "criminal referral" would get people excited
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) December 20, 2022

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In reply to aggiehawg • 4:19p, 12/20/22

Sounds like the "obstruction of Congress" from the impeachment. Not a legitimate charge but it sounds legit.

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In reply to annie88 • 5:09p, 12/20/22

annie88 said:
if you feed them ,they’ll turn into democrats and then you’ll Always have to feed Them……
— Flynt (@FlyntAdams) December 19, 2022

Welfare deer

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In reply to The Banned • 5:17p, 12/20/22

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The Banned said:
annie88 said:
if you feed them ,they’ll turn into democrats and then you’ll Always have to feed Them……
— Flynt (@FlyntAdams) December 19, 2022

Welfare deer

LOL. Can't shoot the deer at our old lakehouse. Made the mistake of feeding them out of the window in the living room a few times. Would wake up and walk into the living room to see deer standing outside and staring through every window. We became the deer version of reality TV.

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7:13p, 12/20/22

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I find myself in full support of this.

Liberal Men are Getting Vasectomies in Record Numbers to Protest Abortion Bans https://t.co/Vh173FjcEg
— LifeNews.com (@LifeNewsHQ) December 20, 2022

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In reply to Showertime at the Bidens • 7:15p, 12/20/22

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Zarathustra said:

Has anyone gotten a shot where the nurse didn't wear gloves? Looks like a staged photo op

I was just at the doc because of bad cold I've been dealing with. Both the nurse and the doc wore gloves the whole time.

Yeah...staged.

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In reply to Ag with kids • 7:25p, 12/20/22

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Ag with kids said:
Zarathustra said:

Has anyone gotten a shot where the nurse didn't wear gloves? Looks like a staged photo op
I was just at the doc because of bad cold I've been dealing with. Both the nurse and the doc wore gloves the whole time.

Yeah...staged.

I don't think so. You don't penetrate without protection. Very weird pic

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In reply to Bondag • 7:29p, 12/20/22

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Bondag said:
Ag with kids said:
Zarathustra said:

Has anyone gotten a shot where the nurse didn't wear gloves? Looks like a staged photo op
I was just at the doc because of bad cold I've been dealing with. Both the nurse and the doc wore gloves the whole time.

Yeah...staged.

I don't think so. You don't penetrate without protection. Very weird pic

Are we still talking about shots?

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In reply to MostlyHarmless • 7:31p, 12/20/22

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MostlyHarmless said:
Bondag said:
Ag with kids said:
Zarathustra said:

Has anyone gotten a shot where the nurse didn't wear gloves? Looks like a staged photo op
I was just at the doc because of bad cold I've been dealing with. Both the nurse and the doc wore gloves the whole time.

Yeah...staged.

I don't think so. You don't penetrate without protection. Very weird pic
Are we still talking about shots?

I caught that too...

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7:32p, 12/20/22

Hate Speech Against African-Americans Up 10,000% On Twitter https://t.co/ndThG3s7mt
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 20, 2022

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7:48p, 12/20/22

😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/5Ey8VLdqSm
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) December 20, 2022

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