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In reply to Showertime at the Bidens • 1:26a, 12/14/22
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Zarathustra said:


Wonder who funded this "research". As in go "research" how much we can get away with overcharging on an auto policy with covid anti-vaxxing as an excuse...
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Zarathustra said:


Wonder who funded this "research". As in go "research" how much we can get away with overcharging on an auto policy with covid anti-vaxxing as an excuse...
Hard to get into a traffic accident when you are at home cowering under your bed from the evil Covid.
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Hillary Clinton Awarded Honorary Canadian Medical License

OTTAWA Former Rightful-President Hillary Clinton has been awarded an honorary medical license by the Canadian Minister of Health due to her decades of experience providing dignified euthanasia services to men and women in America.
"When it comes to killing people, there's no one better than Hillary," said Justin Trudeau after the ceremony in which a certificate and euthanasia kit was presented to the former First Lady and beloved cultural icon. "We hope Mrs. Clinton will continue to use her gifts to help thousands of Canadian truckers, er, I mean citizens, die with dignity, just as she has done with such exemplary professionalism in America."
Clinton accepted the award and cackled loudly for several minutes as the audience clapped uncomfortably. "Whaaaaaa? I've never killed anyone! Why would anyone think that?" she exclaimed before winking at the audience, causing a collective shudder to run down the spines of those in the crowd.
Clinton will be free to offer her services throughout all provinces in Canada as well as in the U.S. At publishing time, former President Bill Clinton had been reported missing.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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Christmas Canceled After Sam Brinton Steals Santa's Sack
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Oops...
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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In reply to CoppellAg93 • 12:41p, 12/14/22
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Good responses.



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In reply to justcallmeharry • 1:00p, 12/14/22
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justcallmeharry said:


Oops...
Only a $90,000,000,000.00 mistake. I am sure an intern will be fired for it.
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annie88 said:
And in typical liberal fashion they named it the opposite of what it is.
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justcallmeharry said:


Oops...


That's hilarious.
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annie88 said:


They did do something and what they did was right for once. No matter your politics the indisputable truth about Roe was that abortion should not have involved the courts. That the "right" was protected by SCOTUS for 50 years was a poor reflection on Congressional Democrats and their commitment to actual solutions. That and gay marriage were always legislative issues that the left refused to act on legislatively instead using them to rile up their base in search of votes. After losing on abortion for probably a generation they learned their lesson and took this issue out of the courts hands and solved the problem where these issues should be solved. This was without question the right outcome from the position of how the Republic is designed to function. Now we can have legitimate debates about these issues and the people can actually influence the outcome.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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In reply to LOYAL AG • 2:28p, 12/14/22
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LOYAL AG said:
annie88 said:


They did do something and what they did was right for once. No matter your politics the indisputable truth about Roe was that abortion should not have involved the courts. That the "right" was protected by SCOTUS for 50 years was a poor reflection on Congressional Democrats and their commitment to actual solutions. That and gay marriage were always legislative issues that the left refused to act on legislatively instead using them to rile up their base in search of votes. After losing on abortion for probably a generation they learned their lesson and took this issue out of the courts hands and solved the problem where these issues should be solved. This was without question the right outcome from the position of how the Republic is designed to function. Now we can have legitimate debates about these issues and the people can actually influence the outcome.


We will see if they did the right thing as soon as democrats get control of the court.
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China claims that coronavirus came from an old stupid bat, but Nancy Pelosi denied having been involved.
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In reply to LOYAL AG • 3:25p, 12/14/22
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This bill has nothing to do with "protecting gay rights and marriage" it has to do with punishing the others that don't agree with it and support traditional marriage. You're really not understanding that?
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"Payday" candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work.
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In reply to annie88 • 5:14p, 12/14/22
annie88 said:
This bill has nothing to do with "protecting gay rights and marriage" it has to do with punishing the others that don't agree with it and support traditional marriage. You're really not understanding that?
I'm curious, how are people who don't agree with it being punished?

From a NYT article:

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In a condition that Republican backers in the Senate insisted upon, the measure would guarantee that religious organizations would not be required to provide any goods or services for the celebration of any marriage, and could not lose tax-exempt status or other benefits for refusing to recognize same-sex unions.
Religious organizations are not being punished so who is being punished here?

I agree with the people who say it is much ado about nothing because they already had these rights so this is just them celebrating passing a 'sky is blue' bill.
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If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degrees temperatures without rolling blackouts, how are we going to plug 100 millions electric cars up at night?
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In reply to Buzzy • 8:20p, 12/14/22
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In the future, if an organization for a church supports traditional marriage and say they don't support gay marriage or refuse to perform a gay marriage, they can be targeted.

Again this isn't protecting anything to do with gay marriage everything there is already OK, it is to set up a system to punish those who don't agree.

Once again the left is trying to push through a bill that doesn't even need to be done. Just like the so-called 'don't say gay' bill that had nothing to do with saying anyone was gay in Florida that they kept pushing and people believed, it's along those lines.

This is really not that hard to understand.
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