*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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Biz Ag said:

Please be true.



There is but one Truth and Fauci is its Prophet.

Peace be upon him.
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Aggie12B said:


They are not afraid of anything except missing out on an opportunity to virtue signal.
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"Medical Experts"

If they speak out against big pharma they'll just be labeled quacks. They'll be treated just like Trump and their lives will be ruined. We saw it at the beginning of the pandemic when the few Drs brave enough to speack out were shunned and silenced as an example for everyone else to just fall in line.
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Glad to hear that purebloods can still make it to heaven.
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Aggie12B said:


I look to see if they are dumb...


old....


or both.


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Showertime at the Bidens
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What just happened there?
Hey...so.. um
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HoustonAg2106 said:

Buzzy said:




He'll be fired


I doubt he cares.
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FrioAg 00
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Hoodie dudes f'ed around.

Then found out.
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Zarathustra said:


What just happened there?

They f'ed around and found out, but the girls were absolutely lousy shots who didn't land a hit in a small enclosed area.
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The first two girls (thieves) go up the stairwell and wait on the landing.
The next two are the potential victims, the 2nd of which does have some situational awareness as you see her check the stairwell as she walks towards her apartment.

Criminals attack, that last girl shoots one of them.


One person thinks to look out in the hallway, and then realizes that ain't too smart.
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Zarathustra said:


What just happened there?


First girls that came up and went further up the stair well are the perps. Second set that came up the intended victims...but they were armed. First set came back down a flight to rob them and were sent running by suppressing fire.

Go to the actual thread to see some freeze frames.

One of the intended victims was prepared. She already had her weapon out.
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Showertime at the Bidens
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Hey...so.. um said:

HoustonAg2106 said:

Buzzy said:




He'll be fired


I doubt he cares.
Definitely zero F's given by this guy.
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Iowaggie said:




Funny comment


Squadron7
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My very own suggestion for a Babylon Bee Headline:

"Big Guy demands to know where the other 90% of the Pentagon's missing $2 trillion went."
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CoppellAg93 said:




In all fairness, a kindergarten flag football team could probably beat the Texans right now. And I say that as a fan.
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MostlyHarmless said:

Hey...so.. um said:

HoustonAg2106 said:

Buzzy said:




He'll be fired


I doubt he cares.
Definitely zero F's given by this guy.


That was amazing. We need more people like this. You could tell he was just like screw it. I'm taking the earpiece out because they wanted me to stop.
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Squadron7
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Geralt of Rivia said:



"Gun Safety Advocates".

Sure.
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I don't know. Cheney and Zelenskyy are legitimate contenders here.
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Quote:

"Gun Safety Advocates".

Sure.

NRA is a huge gun safety advocate.

Don't expect they are in the running
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As a retired Combat Engineer, I wholeheartedly endorse this meme
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Blue parachute for you, good sir!
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annie88 said:

CoppellAg93 said:




In all fairness, a kindergarten flag football team could probably beat the Texans right now. And I say that as a fan.
And the woke progressives want to explain to grade schoolers what a "happy ending" is.
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As a construction engineer in the COE, in Vietnam, C-4 probably injured more of our allies than our enemy!
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Squadron7 said:

Geralt of Rivia said:



"Gun Safety Advocates".

Sure.


Zelenskyy, slam dunk
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