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Obama Wondering Why US Team Didn't Just Drone Strike Iranians
QATAR Former president Barack Obama was among the millions of Americans who enjoyed watching the United States' thrilling 1-0 victory over Iran in the World Cup. However, after the game he had questions about the Americans' strategy.
"I'm not saying I'm a soccer expert or anything," said the Nobel prize winner with a self-deprecating chuckle that made everyone within earshot feel warm and special inside. "But I am probably smarter than anyone associated with American soccer, and sports in general. And I can't understand why the American team kept letting the Iranians run around and get in their way when it's so easy to just call in a drone strike."
The handsome former president continued, "The actions of the Iranian team could easily be characterized as a terroristic threat to US interests. In my experience, the most effective way to deal with that is a quick call to Mr. Predator. Ka-BOOM! You know what I'm saying?"
"A measured, sensible, proportional response like that could've cleared the field for US interests without collateral damage beyond the first fifteen or twenty rows of spectators. And all those people are just soccer weirdos anyway."
Obama, who is also a Nobel prize winner, then said that his complete thoughts on soccer strategy would be included in his forthcoming 37th memoir entitled, The Audacity of Writing a Book Just Because I Know You'll Buy It and I Need to Keep Up with Michelle's Sales Numbers.
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[url=https://babylonbeelive.com/][/url]Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
QATAR Former president Barack Obama was among the millions of Americans who enjoyed watching the United States' thrilling 1-0 victory over Iran in the World Cup. However, after the game he had questions about the Americans' strategy.
"I'm not saying I'm a soccer expert or anything," said the Nobel prize winner with a self-deprecating chuckle that made everyone within earshot feel warm and special inside. "But I am probably smarter than anyone associated with American soccer, and sports in general. And I can't understand why the American team kept letting the Iranians run around and get in their way when it's so easy to just call in a drone strike."
The handsome former president continued, "The actions of the Iranian team could easily be characterized as a terroristic threat to US interests. In my experience, the most effective way to deal with that is a quick call to Mr. Predator. Ka-BOOM! You know what I'm saying?"
"A measured, sensible, proportional response like that could've cleared the field for US interests without collateral damage beyond the first fifteen or twenty rows of spectators. And all those people are just soccer weirdos anyway."
Obama, who is also a Nobel prize winner, then said that his complete thoughts on soccer strategy would be included in his forthcoming 37th memoir entitled, The Audacity of Writing a Book Just Because I Know You'll Buy It and I Need to Keep Up with Michelle's Sales Numbers.
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[url=https://babylonbeelive.com/][/url]Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
I'll ban every app on your phone until you believe approved things.
— U.S. Ministry of Truth (@USMiniTru) November 30, 2022
MAP BREAK pic.twitter.com/IBgUmFiNAs
— Jack Posobiec ๐บ๐ธ (@JackPosobiec) November 30, 2022
Being offended. pic.twitter.com/1CAfDzYF92
— Ivan Trumpovic ๐ฆ๐บ๐ญ๐ท๐บ๐ฒ๐ท๐บ (@QualityTweets78) December 1, 2022
Goodness this ******* was always a lying piece of *****
Whatโs Happening? pic.twitter.com/leEqTSyFvV
— David Morgan (@silverguru22) November 30, 2022
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NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
.png)
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
.png)
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
.png)
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
.jpg)
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
rab79 said:
This needs to be changed, not only did Democrats get money from FTX, certain Republicans did as well. The majority are corrupt, no matter what the party affiliation.
Word to the wise: Do not mess with the French Butterbean.
— Adam B. Coleman, President of Aintblackistan (@wrong_speak) December 1, 2022
I think he's my new hero ๐pic.twitter.com/fmabV4nARF
— internetwalnut (@internetwalnut1) December 1, 2022
Geralt of Rivia said:Word to the wise: Do not mess with the French Butterbean.
— Adam B. Coleman, President of Aintblackistan (@wrong_speak) December 1, 2022
I think he's my new hero ๐pic.twitter.com/fmabV4nARF
Good for him. People need to get tired of these dumbasses and fight back.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
annie88 said:
Goodness this ******* was always a lying piece of *****Whatโs Happening? pic.twitter.com/leEqTSyFvV
— David Morgan (@silverguru22) November 30, 2022
"Resurfaced".
No....it's just now useful to them.
Saying you got covid but you're glad you've been vaxxed is like saying you got pregnant but you're glad you wore a condom.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) December 1, 2022
If Putin could interfere in our elections HALF as much as the FBI and the woke nerds at Twitter youโd be reading this in Russian font.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) November 30, 2022
No it doesn't, fat boy with bad hair and shorts only gave to Ds, the ratio of gifts from FTX was nearly 20-1 Dem to Republican. The only way Republicans got any money was from employees not fat boy with bad hair and shorts.
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) November 30, 2022
They put me in the ICU.
โHe put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger, and finally drank away her memoryโ pic.twitter.com/STT581Lqy9
— Country Chord (@CountryChord) November 30, 2022
— Rothmus ๐ด (@Rothmus) November 29, 2022
The Bee never disappoints @TheBabylonBee pic.twitter.com/0FCMlMvCda
— Rothmus ๐ด (@Rothmus) November 30, 2022
— Rothmus ๐ด (@Rothmus) November 30, 2022
Pretty much pic.twitter.com/PNibBnHs4c
— Erich Hartmann (@erichhartmann) December 1, 2022
— Rothmus ๐ด (@Rothmus) December 1, 2022
And finally...oldie but goodie!
The single greatest moment of live television history pic.twitter.com/yxDxAJhGBd
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) November 30, 2022
Buckled up and ready to go.
— Kathryn (@kadamssl) November 30, 2022
Safety chic. ๐ pic.twitter.com/BkxmHIxwIc
Holy crud CNN is doing actual journalism. Look at this report on the living conditions and protests at the Chinese factory that makes half of all iPhones. https://t.co/5RN75E5K9f
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) December 1, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
This might be the hardest moment ever broadcast LIVE on Fox News as John Kirby attends his own flogging over Regime's explicit targeting of Twitter and @elonmusk while allowing Apple to trample Free Speech and collude with CCP
— Danny De Urbina (@dannydeurbina) November 30, 2022
Just Watch This.
All the way to the end. pic.twitter.com/szDBof2CBb
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